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« Reply #25 on: 01/02/2008 16:11:16 »
Did you give the oysters a test tickle?  :D

I bet they would like that! LOL!
 

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« Reply #26 on: 01/02/2008 23:16:15 »
No it isn't, it's a fake. Oysters are Satanists and would never go into a church!


But this is the Evangelical Satanic Beelzebub Church Of Naughty Oysters !!

What absolute piffle! Beelzebub is the Lord Of The Flies, Master Of The Order Of The Fly. Oysters live on the sea bed & hence would not even know what a fly is.  :P

I must agree with the good doctor. The oysters accompaniment to the Great Bach B-Minor Mass is just the epitome of of oyster orgasm, er, organism.
 

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« Reply #27 on: 01/02/2008 23:53:26 »
No it isn't, it's a fake. Oysters are Satanists and would never go into a church!


But this is the Evangelical Satanic Beelzebub Church Of Naughty Oysters !!

What absolute piffle! Beelzebub is the Lord Of The Flies, Master Of The Order Of The Fly. Oysters live on the sea bed & hence would not even know what a fly is.  :P

I must agree with the good doctor. The oysters accompaniment to the Great Bach B-Minor Mass is just the epitome of of oyster orgasm, er, organism.


But these are very naughty oysters !!...against even your ideals at what is deemed to be believed to be !!......They know all abut flies.....ever seen a 'deceased' oyster on a beach !! ?....they can even understand my first sentence of this paragraph !!

They be the Blue Oyster Cult !!


 

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« Reply #28 on: 02/02/2008 00:27:11 »
Oh, a dead oyster is just a dead animal - but living - AH, the wonder of their creative abilities!!!!!!!
 

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« Reply #29 on: 02/02/2008 02:36:02 »
Sorry Karen,  Hubby wouldn't let me experiment with our appetizer tonight for fear of losing his appetite.  He has assured me he will pick me up a few oysters tomorrow to play with.  If he remembers to do it, then I'll let you know what happens.
 

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« Reply #30 on: 02/02/2008 08:09:39 »
Thanks Carolyn! Hee hee.. That would be cool will you take pictures??
 

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« Reply #31 on: 02/02/2008 08:10:26 »
He has assured me he will pick me up a few oysters tomorrow to play with. 

They're good for playing shuffleboard with!  Afterwards, are you going to play "Spin The Tortoise"?
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« Reply #32 on: 02/02/2008 21:24:57 »
You can also make take the shells and make road toppings in muddy areas with them.

They oysters themselves have their own factory that make blenders and other stuff. Haven't you ever heard of Oyster?

See http://www.oster.com/
 

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« Reply #33 on: 02/02/2008 22:14:58 »
Does the Oyster Bunny bring them, Oyster eggs?  :D
 

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« Reply #34 on: 02/02/2008 23:28:32 »
They also have their own travel cards in london- to allow them to travel on the tubes or buses, without having to carry cash.....
 

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