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"So they survived? Very good! Poor roosters foot!"
More than can be said for the apostrophe.
 

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I heard that  when the balloon landed the rooster had an injured foot- due to the sheep stepping on him!

In those stilettos, that would have hurt.
 

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Do I detect a foot fetish doctorbeaver?
          Wasn't said balloon made by the Montgolfier brothers, Joseph and Etienne to be precise......?
 

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Do I detect a foot fetish doctorbeaver?

Not on my part. Try asking Neil  ;)

          Wasn't said balloon made by the Montgolfier brothers, Joseph and Etienne to be precise......?

It certainly looks like theirs.
 

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Do I detect a foot fetish doctorbeaver?
          Wasn't said balloon made by the Montgolfier brothers, Joseph and Etienne to be precise......?

ohhh.....toes !!!.....hmmmmm !!..


Ahem !!...from the site quoted as the source of my post:

"The first manned attempt came about 2 months later on 21st November, with a balloon made by 2 French brothers, Joseph and Etienne Montgolfier. The balloon was launched from the centre of Paris and flew for a period of 20 minutes. The birth of hot air ballooning!!"
 

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LOL.....Feet are great... LOL..Besides Neil has not just 2 but 4 feet! LOL.. I think That speaks for itself!
 

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Do you like jimmy chewes or manalo blaaaaaniks ( for your stilettoes...?
 

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Do you like jimmy chewes or manalo blaaaaaniks ( for your stilettoes...?

What the heck are they?
 

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shoes, sartrially-challenged one...

I am challenged neither sartrially nor sartorially. When have you ever seen a beaver wearing shoes!?  ::)
 

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I tried to modify and lost the message!
       I've seen a beaver scout wearing shoes..
 

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I have seen Beavers wearing hair oil.
 

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I prefer bald beavers !! ::)
 

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I prefer bald beavers !! ::)
Good Grief!
 

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Oh lordy mama. Here we go. Descending to the depths of outdated innuendo at the expense of yours truly.  :(
 

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Can't bald beavers get a hair transplant like Elton John?
 

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Can't bald beavers get a hair transplant like Elton John?

Do you think any self-respecting beaver would want to look like a fat, 60-year-old gay?  [:(!]
 

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At least THAT beaver would be able to sing (dee, dee, dee, hummmm, hummm, [Beethoven's last movement of his 9th Symphony, tenor line])
 

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At least THAT beaver would be able to sing (dee, dee, dee, hummmm, hummm, [Beethoven's last movement of his 9th Symphony, tenor line])

 

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At least THAT beaver would be able to sing (dee, dee, dee, hummmm, hummm, [Beethoven's last movement of his 9th Symphony, tenor line])



 

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At least THAT beaver would be able to sing (dee, dee, dee, hummmm, hummm, [Beethoven's last movement of his 9th Symphony, tenor line])


It's Osama Buni Laden!

 

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OH no, just like the American army killing innocent civilians, this war-mongering beaver just killed the Easter Bunny! Now what will the children do this Easter. NO EGGS, NO Chocolate bunnies. My, My , My, just like the Christmas Scrooge! Has he no shame?


 

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Shame is a human emotion that has no place among Castorkind
 

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Doctorbeaver you have just managed to be sizeist, ageist and sexist in the same sentence-- my hero.....
 

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Doctorbeaver you have just managed to be sizeist, ageist and sexist in the same sentence-- my hero.....

How so?
 

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Just goes to prove what I have said above - only humans can sing the tenor line in Beethoven's 5th because they have emotions. Obviously, beavers, are emotional and therefore not human.

WE ARE BEING TAKEN OVER BY RODENTS!!!!!
 

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