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This brat is sick in the head!
« on: 04/02/2008 18:14:13 »
Brat 1 goes to school on the school bus. This morning he came back home announcing that the bus hadn't turned up because there'd been an accident. 1 of the parents had phoned the school to ask why the bus was late and told the kids who were still waiting. The school is only a 5 minute drive so we took him by car.

Shortly afterwards we were heading off to the stables and brat 2 announced that he wanted to see the accident. We said that we weren't going that way and he started squawking. I had to tell him we might see an accident the way we were going before he shut up.

Well, needless to say, we didn't see an accident. As we left the stables he started squawking again and I had to pretend to phone the accident shop and order an accident for him to see. As luck would have it, we passed a broken down car being hauled onto the back of a recovery vehicle. I pointed it out to brat 2 and said it was the accident I'd ordered - that the car had run into the lorry and run up the back of it. Brat 2 beamed like the Cheshire cat on acid.

I tell you, that brat is WARPED!


 

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« Reply #1 on: 05/02/2008 04:27:22 »
Don't sweat it!

I'm speaking from experience here....Warped kids are loads of fun.  Nic keeps me laughing....of course that could mean I'm a little warped too!
 

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« Reply #2 on: 05/02/2008 08:18:51 »
Don't sweat it!

I'm speaking from experience here....Warped kids are loads of fun.  Nic keeps me laughing....of course that could mean I'm a little warped too!

Could mean?  :P
 

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« Reply #3 on: 05/02/2008 16:03:19 »
Morbid curiosity keeps us all alive  ;)
 

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« Reply #4 on: 05/02/2008 17:22:10 »
Don't sweat it!

I'm speaking from experience here....Warped kids are loads of fun.  Nic keeps me laughing....of course that could mean I'm a little warped too!
Yeah, I fuigured that out.
 

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« Reply #5 on: 05/02/2008 18:20:58 »
Don't sweat it!

I'm speaking from experience here....Warped kids are loads of fun.  Nic keeps me laughing....of course that could mean I'm a little warped too!

Could mean?  :P

LOL....yeah I'm warped too.....but I'm fun! ;D
 

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