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« Reply #200 on: 14/03/2008 20:59:18 »
Castor fiber is what you get when you crush the stalk of a castor bean plant - don't let him fool you. He's a wiley one, he is. More like a coyote.
 

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« Reply #201 on: 14/03/2008 22:12:48 »
Pleb!
 

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« Reply #202 on: 15/03/2008 00:04:47 »
Pleb!
Yuk did you just cough up a fur ball?
 

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« Reply #203 on: 15/03/2008 00:16:25 »
Oh, sir, please do not consider me as such. I am not a plebeian person, in the classical sense, I have a long lineage of the finest families in my past.

Neither am I in the category of one of the newer meanings of the word as perhaps used by you commoners on your small island in the North Sea. From the Urban Dictionary:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pleb    

1)one who's inferior intelligence results in them making a complete tit face out of themselves in public

2)one who has had their brain replaced with a mall cucumber whilst visiting the doctor for a routine check up


I particularly like both of these and I would suggest that since you are coughing up fur balls it is most likely both of these apply to you, Doctor.
 

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« Reply #204 on: 15/03/2008 00:21:43 »
Do you find 'mall cucumbers' in shopping malls. This must be an American thing.
 

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« Reply #205 on: 15/03/2008 00:26:38 »
Night JimBob, Night John Boy, Good night hairy melon.
 

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« Reply #206 on: 15/03/2008 00:33:05 »
Do you find 'mall cucumbers' in shopping malls. This must be an American thing.

I just quote from dictionaries and do not associate with such lower class people.

Good night, Lady, (I use the term loosely.)

Doctor Beaver is a hairy melon - wonderful!
 

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« Reply #207 on: 15/03/2008 08:18:27 »
harumph  [:(!]
 

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« Reply #208 on: 15/03/2008 15:28:40 »
Ok, Beaver - it is now time to gang up on her!
 

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« Reply #209 on: 15/03/2008 20:42:52 »
 

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« Reply #210 on: 15/03/2008 23:51:56 »
If the brown thing really did hit that fan, wouldn't it spray out the other way?
 

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« Reply #211 on: 16/03/2008 00:27:05 »
Chemist, that is not what the physics of the fan does. The angular momentum of the blade and their shape causes the brown stuff to fly backwards and away from the fan. Don't you know anything?
 

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« Reply #212 on: 16/03/2008 00:39:28 »
My children fed potato chips (Crisps) into a fan during a sleep over. The crisps were spat out in even patterns in front of the fan. It took me a while to figure out how they had got such an even distribution pattern. Then I made them pick every last crumb up with tweezers, individually!
 

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« Reply #213 on: 16/03/2008 00:50:56 »
My children fed potato chips (Crisps) into a fan during a sleep over. The crisps were spat out in even patterns in front of the fan. It took me a while to figure out how they had got such an even distribution pattern. Then I made them pick every last crumb up with tweezers, individually!

Nice!  I'm so impressed! ;D
 

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« Reply #214 on: 16/03/2008 20:03:11 »
As my callousness albedo is quite high, I would suggest that Make It Lady needs a brain transplant.
 

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« Reply #215 on: 16/03/2008 20:20:54 »
My Bwain hurts...anesthetic, anesthetic....no not the big hammer.....Umph!
 

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« Reply #216 on: 16/03/2008 22:19:15 »
That's just the Saturday night Hangover - the transplant is next week.
 

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« Reply #217 on: 17/03/2008 08:07:31 »
That's just the Saturday night Hangover - the transplant is next week.


You could do it using keyhole surgery  :D
 

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« Reply #218 on: 17/03/2008 11:23:16 »
Knowing my luck they'd lose the key!
 

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« Reply #219 on: 17/03/2008 13:56:26 »
Or not find a brain at all.
 

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