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« on: 03/03/2008 22:23:51 »
What's the worst thing to say to whom?

To a model - "Aren't models supposed to be slim?"

To Amy Winehouse - "I see they're going to start taxing crack cocaine"

To a werewolf - "Paw!"

To a nuclear plant maintenance manager - "Is that a bolt on the floor?"



 

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« Reply #1 on: 03/03/2008 22:35:39 »
to a woman: "you've got something on your chin.... no, the other one"
 

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« Reply #2 on: 03/03/2008 22:36:41 »
To a fat person "When you go swimming in the sea, do the whales sing 'we are family'?"
 

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« Reply #3 on: 03/03/2008 22:47:33 »
to a woman: "you've got something on your chin.... no, the other one"

Ouch!
 

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« Reply #4 on: 04/03/2008 03:30:08 »
To a beaver - "That's a fine pelt you have there. Want to come over for some Almond butter biscuits and tea?"

(potassium cyanide, you know)
 

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« Reply #5 on: 04/03/2008 09:13:40 »
To a beaver - "That's a fine pelt you have there. Want to come over for some Almond butter biscuits and tea?"

(potassium cyanide, you know)

 

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« Reply #6 on: 04/03/2008 14:25:40 »


What - you can't take a joke????????????

 

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« Reply #7 on: 04/03/2008 14:34:28 »
Oh, sorry - that must have been American so-called "humour".
 

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« Reply #8 on: 04/03/2008 14:36:19 »
To George Dubya - what is 2 + 2?
 

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« Reply #9 on: 04/03/2008 15:20:46 »
Strange boy
 

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« Reply #10 on: 04/03/2008 15:48:59 »
DO I need to add to "George Dubya" the name Bush? Are you that dense? - Gawd, let me have patience with his senility.
 

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« Reply #11 on: 04/03/2008 16:05:42 »
Are senility and dementia the same thing? If not he's got both.
 

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« Reply #12 on: 04/03/2008 16:06:53 »
To Gordon Brown "Stop rolling your eye at me."
 

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« Reply #13 on: 04/03/2008 16:08:21 »
To a nerd "How many places can you quote Pye to?"

Three hours later he's still going!
 

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« Reply #14 on: 04/03/2008 16:10:32 »
To a naked man "Hold on, I'll get a magnifying glass."
 

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« Reply #15 on: 04/03/2008 17:25:52 »
To a naked man "Hold on, I'll get a magnifying glass."
uhhhhhhh huh.
 

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« Reply #16 on: 04/03/2008 18:09:25 »
To a woman - "Are those real or silicone?"

To a woman - "Who did your plastic surgery"

 

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« Reply #17 on: 04/03/2008 21:23:41 »
To an American - "Where exactly is Iraq?"
 

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« Reply #18 on: 04/03/2008 21:29:50 »
To a Brit - "Where is Iraq? Do you know where your troops are?"
 

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« Reply #19 on: 04/03/2008 21:36:29 »
To a Brit - "Where is Iraq? Do you know where your troops are?"

Iraq is between Jordan & Iran (every Brit knows that). And yes, we know where our troops are.

Americans think that Iraq is between Iran & Ireland because countries are arranged alphabetically.
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« Reply #20 on: 04/03/2008 22:47:40 »
I guess that makes sense to a daffy Brit, but not to this American. I know that Iraq is also bordered by Iran, Turkey, Saudi Arabia and Kuwait besides bordering the paltry two countries you could named, above.

What is tea to as Brit? "A letter of the alphabet."
 

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« Reply #21 on: 04/03/2008 22:52:05 »
I know about Turkey, Kuwait & Saudi. I was generalising.

P.S. You forgot Syria.
 

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« Reply #22 on: 04/03/2008 23:16:48 »
3 of them isn't that bad - it is a shame, though, you had to find a map on the internet to find the country and spell the word "Syria."
 

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« Reply #23 on: 04/03/2008 23:58:28 »
3 of them isn't that bad - it is a shame, though, you had to find a map on the internet to find the country and spell the word "Syria."

lets end this debate with this... Sorry Jimbob, but i think this says it all.

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case closed.
 

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« Reply #24 on: 05/03/2008 00:31:41 »
I see you and raise you one.


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I call you.

And two for good luck


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