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« Reply #25 on: 05/03/2008 00:39:31 »
I see you and raise you one.


I call you.

A nice try although look at the demographics of who they asked... Young chavs on street corners probably skiving school, or old gits who probably have no idea what day it is... not quite as convincing as my one but a nice try Jimbob i concede.
 

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« Reply #26 on: 05/03/2008 02:19:15 »
That is quite civil of you Exodus, but my actual thoughts are that we, as a species, are dumbing down to the lowest common denominator so I would prefer to call it a draw.
 

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« Reply #27 on: 05/03/2008 02:20:43 »
What is the worse question that you can ask a blond? - Oh, just pick one, doesn't matter.
 

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« Reply #28 on: 06/03/2008 17:23:05 »
To a Brit - "Where is Iraq? Do you know where your troops are?"

Iraq is between Jordan & Iran (every Brit knows that). And yes, we know where our troops are.

Americans think that Iraq is between Iran & Ireland because countries are arranged alphabetically.
That's harsh soap-dodger.
 

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« Reply #29 on: 06/03/2008 17:50:54 »
To a Brit - "Where is Iraq? Do you know where your troops are?"

Iraq is between Jordan & Iran (every Brit knows that). And yes, we know where our troops are.

Americans think that Iraq is between Iran & Ireland because countries are arranged alphabetically.
That's harsh soap-dodger.

Isn't Jordon that woman with the big enhancements?

Soap dodger indeed, at the moment I'm bathing in spring water being soaped down by my army of scrubbers.
 

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« Reply #30 on: 06/03/2008 19:06:16 »
A battalion of Israeli commandos entered Jordan on Saturday. Peter Andre is furious!
 

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« Reply #31 on: 06/03/2008 20:21:20 »
ZING, Right over my head. Who is Peter Andre? This guy?



Rather a familiar sentiment he is expressing, at least the gesture in the US is well known.
 

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« Reply #32 on: 06/03/2008 20:25:26 »
He's married to Jordon and strangely, for a man, wants her breasts reduced.

The gesture means I'm hiding a small one. I've seen it a few times.
 

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« Reply #33 on: 06/03/2008 22:05:02 »
But why would a Ken Doll be angry about an incursion into Jordan??
 

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« Reply #34 on: 06/03/2008 22:51:50 »
A Ken doll can probably sing better than Peter Andre.
 

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« Reply #35 on: 07/03/2008 01:25:43 »
Just answer the question, please.
 

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« Reply #36 on: 07/03/2008 07:46:00 »
What's the point? You wouldn't understand the answer.
 

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« Reply #37 on: 07/03/2008 15:23:54 »
Do not judge me by your abilities, please.
 

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« Reply #38 on: 07/03/2008 15:28:51 »
I judge by experience.
 

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« Reply #39 on: 07/03/2008 16:03:11 »
Then your memory is so short and addled you cannot make accurate judgments. Do you remember

A battalion of Israeli commandos entered Jordan on Saturday. Peter Andre is furious!

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AND WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY IT?


(Lord, help me deal with this aged beastie. Beavers are only expected to live almost 20 years. This one is ancient beyond belief. Must be on life support.)
 

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« Reply #40 on: 07/03/2008 17:24:50 »
To a Brit - "Where is Iraq? Do you know where your troops are?"

Iraq is between Jordan & Iran (every Brit knows that). And yes, we know where our troops are.

Americans think that Iraq is between Iran & Ireland because countries are arranged alphabetically.
That's harsh soap-dodger.

Isn't Jordon that woman with the big enhancements?

Soap dodger indeed, at the moment I'm bathing in spring water being soaped down by my army of scrubbers.
Whatever you say pom.
 

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« Reply #41 on: 07/03/2008 18:22:50 »
I believe you just insulted my friend.

Urban Dictionary:

pom   

Either comes from 'prisoner of mother England' or pomigranite - a reddish coloured fruit that native Australians (Aboriginals) thought had a similar colour to the skin of sunburnt Brits.
Not meant to be an insult (as some English think for some reason), merely a nickname for our less-tanned former rulers. Nicknaming everything is very Australian.

I WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH BEHAVIOR FROM A CHILD! Mind you manners or a way will be found to track you down and break your knees, brat!
 

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« Reply #42 on: 07/03/2008 19:16:29 »
JimBob, you are such an Alpha male.
 

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« Reply #43 on: 07/03/2008 21:19:14 »
Thank you - I do my best to hold my place as loosely as possible, only imposing my "alphaness" when absolutely necessary. Humility best suits me.
 

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« Reply #44 on: 07/03/2008 22:06:28 »
Then your memory is so short and addled you cannot make accurate judgments. Do you remember

A battalion of Israeli commandos entered Jordan on Saturday. Peter Andre is furious!

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AND WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY IT?


(Lord, help me deal with this aged beastie. Beavers are only expected to live almost 20 years. This one is ancient beyond belief. Must be on life support.)

Sharon already explained it in her post following the pic of Ken doll.
 

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« Reply #45 on: 08/03/2008 21:01:15 »
Back On topic - if there really was ever any one meant.

Q. What should a woman never ask a geologist unless you want a straight reply?

A. Can I see your rocks?

 

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« Reply #46 on: 08/03/2008 22:02:01 »
When you are a pharmacist and a man comes to the counter saying "Have you got anything for hair loss?" You should never reply "Yes, a vacuum cleaner."

To a boring colleague "No go on, I always yawn when I'm interested."

To your partner when they are away "I'm so miserable without you it is almost like you are here"

To a short person "The smaller the pip, the louder the squeak."

To a sick person " You have a lot of well-wishers, they'd all like to throw you down one."

To a student "Your IQ is just above room temperature."
 

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« Reply #47 on: 10/03/2008 16:28:19 »
I believe you just insulted my friend.

Urban Dictionary:

pom   

Either comes from 'prisoner of mother England' or pomigranite - a reddish coloured fruit that native Australians (Aboriginals) thought had a similar colour to the skin of sunburnt Brits.
Not meant to be an insult (as some English think for some reason), merely a nickname for our less-tanned former rulers. Nicknaming everything is very Australian.

I WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH BEHAVIOR FROM A CHILD! Mind you manners or a way will be found to track you down and break your knees, brat!
Whahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Too good!

Your right, "Pom" did come from an Australian, a professional jerk if it's of any importance to you.
 

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« Reply #48 on: 10/03/2008 19:00:18 »
Which knee would you prefer the hired help to brake fist?
 

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« Reply #49 on: 10/03/2008 20:30:18 »
Is fist the name of the hired help? I thought you were Rambo Jimbob and didn't need hired thuggery (and don't you dare edit that.)
 

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