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« Reply #50 on: 10/03/2008 20:47:31 »
One never does something that an be traced back to them. It is a lesson learned from George Bush and Tony Blair - plausible denieability.
 

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« Reply #51 on: 10/03/2008 22:16:14 »
Read e-mail....you're a Gents!
 

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« Reply #52 on: 10/03/2008 22:39:57 »
A Gents? Are you calling him a toilet?  [:0]
 

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« Reply #53 on: 10/03/2008 23:33:31 »
Obviously a trash mouth. Lady, my aching ars..... ah, hum  ARSENAL, yeh, arsenal, that's it

 

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« Reply #54 on: 11/03/2008 12:06:39 »
Which knee would you prefer the hired help to brake fist?

Only if you can catch me, pom.
 

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« Reply #55 on: 11/03/2008 15:40:00 »
Which knee would you prefer the hired help to brake fist?

Only if you can catch me, pom.


Boy-child, I am not a POM! I am a living breathing Texan and work in the - yes, you guessed it - in the oil business. And i have connections so watch out.

You live in or near Lima, Ohio. Lauging now?
 

 

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« Reply #56 on: 11/03/2008 16:21:11 »
Which knee would you prefer the hired help to brake fist?

Only if you can catch me, pom.


Boy-child, I am not a POM! I am a living breathing Texan and work in the - yes, you guessed it - in the oil business. And i have connections so watch out.

You live in or near Lima, Ohio. Lauging now?
 


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« Reply #57 on: 11/03/2008 16:32:11 »
They are your knees.
 

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« Reply #58 on: 11/03/2008 16:40:32 »
They are your knees.

Right, that makes...no sense to me.
 

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« Reply #59 on: 11/03/2008 17:31:46 »
Read e-mail....you're a Gents!

What I lose on apostrophes I gain on the letter S
 

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« Reply #60 on: 11/03/2008 18:30:49 »
Yeah, OK  ::)
 

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« Reply #61 on: 11/03/2008 20:54:31 »
They are your knees.

Right, that makes...no sense to me.

Face it you have come across superior intelligence. The best thing to do is to watch with your mouth open.
 

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« Reply #62 on: 11/03/2008 21:33:33 »
They are your knees.

Right, that makes...no sense to me.

Face it you have come across superior intelligence.

Yes. He met a beaver!  [^]
 

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« Reply #63 on: 11/03/2008 23:25:36 »
I do find it more eccentric than the "normal" English eccentric that you should consider yourself a beaver. You are not as delusional as that man in Scotland who believes he is a leopard, has had spots tatooed all over himself and lives in the wild year-round are you?
 
 

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« Reply #64 on: 12/03/2008 07:51:16 »
I'm not delusional at all. I live in a house in a little village. OK, I dammed the stream down the road, but that was instinct kicking in.
 

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« Reply #65 on: 13/03/2008 20:40:16 »
If you do the job you take the rap.

For you British:

rap [1]  (rap) 
                  5. (n) Slang. to arrest, detain, or sentence for
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« Reply #66 on: 13/03/2008 20:50:50 »
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

This is the British version.
 

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« Reply #67 on: 13/03/2008 20:59:14 »
Either way, the dam is a dead give-away - animal.

 

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« Reply #68 on: 13/03/2008 21:51:14 »
Come out with your paws up.
 

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« Reply #69 on: 14/03/2008 08:17:49 »
 

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« Reply #70 on: 14/03/2008 10:38:08 »
Now, down on the ground with your hands behind your back. You are going to be arrested for tampering with the national heritage of this country and causing ecological disaster. Your pond backed up into the village cesspool and the stream is now polluted. The sentence is sever, transportation to Achill Island, Ireland.
 

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« Reply #71 on: 14/03/2008 12:07:42 »
Now, down on the ground with your hands behind your back. You are going to be arrested for tampering with the national heritage of this country and causing ecological disaster. Your pond backed up into the village cesspool and the stream is now polluted. The sentence is sever, transportation to Achill Island, Ireland.
Why not transportation to somewhere else? Like...maybe, how about Hades?
 

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« Reply #72 on: 14/03/2008 12:08:40 »
They are your knees.

Right, that makes...no sense to me.

Face it you have come across superior intelligence. The best thing to do is to watch with your mouth open.
Ah, you have forgotten who I am. Remember? I'm Ben, everyone's superior to me.
 

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« Reply #73 on: 14/03/2008 12:31:59 »
Now, down on the ground with your hands behind your back. You are going to be arrested for tampering with the national heritage of this country and causing ecological disaster. Your pond backed up into the village cesspool and the stream is now polluted. The sentence is sever, transportation to Achill Island, Ireland.
Why not transportation to somewhere else? Like...maybe, how about Hades?

I don't know if the boatman Charon would rowed him across the River Styx. Beavers don't use metal money and I am sure Charon doesn't take wooden nickels.

And you are not inferior - just a teenager! Stop it, your making me want to tell you what a tough, strong person you are putting up with ....... oh well. I was about to insult your mother. Better not do that, she'll send someone to break my knees!
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« Reply #74 on: 14/03/2008 16:25:26 »
Now, down on the ground with your hands behind your back. You are going to be arrested for tampering with the national heritage of this country and causing ecological disaster. Your pond backed up into the village cesspool and the stream is now polluted. The sentence is sever, transportation to Achill Island, Ireland.
Why not transportation to somewhere else? Like...maybe, how about Hades?

I don't know if the boatman Charon would rowed him across the River Styx. Beavers don't use metal money and I am sure Charon doesn't take wooden nickels.

And you are not inferior - just a teenager! Stop it, your making me want to tell you what a tough, strong person you are putting up with ....... oh well. I was about to insult your mother. Better not do that, she'll send someone to break my knees!

Age matters not, there's whole lotta people better than me.
 

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