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« Reply #75 on: 14/03/2008 16:29:00 »
Now, down on the ground with your hands behind your back. You are going to be arrested for tampering with the national heritage of this country and causing ecological disaster. Your pond backed up into the village cesspool and the stream is now polluted. The sentence is sever, transportation to Achill Island, Ireland.
Why not transportation to somewhere else? Like...maybe, how about Hades?
Ireland is worse. Although the Guiness is good....aaah Guiness!
 

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« Reply #76 on: 14/03/2008 17:12:27 »
Now, down on the ground with your hands behind your back. You are going to be arrested for tampering with the national heritage of this country and causing ecological disaster. Your pond backed up into the village cesspool and the stream is now polluted. The sentence is sever, transportation to Achill Island, Ireland.
Why not transportation to somewhere else? Like...maybe, how about Hades?

I don't know if the boatman Charon would rowed him across the River Styx. Beavers don't use metal money and I am sure Charon doesn't take wooden nickels.

And you are not inferior - just a teenager! Stop it, your making me want to tell you what a tough, strong person you are putting up with ....... oh well. I was about to insult your mother. Better not do that, she'll send someone to break my knees!

Age matters not, there's whole lotta people better than me.

Let me tell you a bit, Ben - you seem to be comparing your insides with other people's outsides - it doesn't work that way. I have a friend who drives a BMW, lives in a very expensive condo in Palm Beach, dresses like the mayor of New York and is about to commit suicide. He isn't thinking right. He could continue to live, have a wonderful old age even though he is close to bankruptcy because of the current financial crisis. He was invested too heavily in the wrong funds. But he can't see through the gifts he has in his family and the wonderful friends he has. It is plain stupid. You have a family and friends, are making good grades and have a future ahead of you. Don't think your different. I was in the exact same place you are when I graduated from high school. Then I lost my health. I learned what "bad" was. You are just fine.
 

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« Reply #77 on: 14/03/2008 17:14:52 »
Now, down on the ground with your hands behind your back. You are going to be arrested for tampering with the national heritage of this country and causing ecological disaster. Your pond backed up into the village cesspool and the stream is now polluted. The sentence is sever, transportation to Achill Island, Ireland.
Why not transportation to somewhere else? Like...maybe, how about Hades?
Ireland is worse. Although the Guiness is good....aaah Guiness!

Yes, Much worse! Achill Island, Ireland is on the Atlantic and is bleak. And even though they get a few bottles of Guiness, they never get any bottles of bitters to go with it.
 

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« Reply #78 on: 16/03/2008 00:13:26 »
More Funnies

To a bad chef 'Is this cordon noir?'

In a bad hotel 'Room service, could you send up a bigger room?'

To a perfectionist husband 'If you want me to be a better housekeeper then divorce me and I'll keep the house!'

To an egotist 'Well at least you will only talk about yourself behind my back.'

OR 'When we go to bed together stop calling out your own name.'
 

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« Reply #79 on: 16/03/2008 22:16:44 »
What do you not ask Make it Lady - When was your sex change operations?
 

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« Reply #80 on: 17/03/2008 08:06:30 »
What do you not ask Make it Lady - When was your sex change operations?

So that's why she looks so butch
 

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« Reply #81 on: 17/03/2008 11:29:15 »
Gentlemen, gentlemen do I put scorn on your manhoods? Do I question your sexuality? Do I suggest that any of you have had a strapadictomy!? No, I you see am a lady don't you know. Always have been always will be. The reason for my butchness is that I have 4 brothers and no sisters, two sons and no daughters so I have to be butch to survive. I scrub up well though.
 

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« Reply #82 on: 17/03/2008 14:11:19 »
"Me thinketh he (she) protesteth too much."



 
 

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« Reply #83 on: 17/03/2008 16:21:33 »
"Me thinketh he (she) protesteth too much."



 
Is this smiley being attacted by an octopus or is it something more disturbing. Like the removed items from said operation.
 

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« Reply #84 on: 17/03/2008 21:08:49 »
It looks to me as if its ear is being tickled with a duck's bill.
 

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« Reply #85 on: 17/03/2008 21:15:32 »
What sort of bills do ducks get. They can't have a morgage, electricity wouldn't be advisable on a pond....perhaps a marsh gas bill?
 

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« Reply #86 on: 17/03/2008 21:20:12 »
"Me thinketh he (she) protesteth too much."



 
Is this smiley being attacked by an octopus or is it something more disturbing. Like the removed items from said operation.

It is the squawking, duck-woman chemist blathering on and on, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

(I also corrected you spelling, "lady." "attacted" is spelled "attacked")
 

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« Reply #87 on: 17/03/2008 21:50:09 »
Maybe she meant "attracted" but missed the R
 

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« Reply #88 on: 18/03/2008 00:01:08 »
Doubt it. Seems she? is not easily pleased and rather argumentative.
 

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« Reply #89 on: 18/03/2008 11:51:16 »
Oh I don't know. I quite like tentacles.
 

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« Reply #90 on: 18/03/2008 15:08:17 »
Oh I don't know. I quite like tentacles.

Another spelling mistake  ;)
 

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« Reply #91 on: 18/03/2008 17:52:13 »
wots rong wiv me spilling?
 

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« Reply #92 on: 18/03/2008 17:56:04 »
There is no need to reply to this. It is self-evident "it" doesn't have a clue.
 

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« Reply #93 on: 18/03/2008 18:03:38 »
I'm going out for a moment. I may be gone for some time.
 

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« Reply #94 on: 18/03/2008 19:16:49 »
Are you going to get your Oates?  ;)
 

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« Reply #95 on: 18/03/2008 23:02:58 »
No, It appears she is just having one of those wandering Alzheimer's episodes. Doesn't remember where she is going, where she is coming from or her own name.
 

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« Reply #96 on: 18/03/2008 23:11:32 »
I think she's gone for a poo.
 

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« Reply #97 on: 19/03/2008 07:47:09 »
I think she's gone for a poo.

She's been gone a long while. She must be constipated.

Or maybe she's scrubbing up for the Naked Scientists calendar.
 

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« Reply #98 on: 19/03/2008 13:32:15 »
No, It appears she is just having one of those wandering Alzheimer's episodes. Doesn't remember where she is going, where she is coming from or her own name.
Attacking when she(?) can't defend? That's low.
 

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« Reply #99 on: 19/03/2008 13:32:29 »
Of course, not as low as my IQ
 

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