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« on: 18/03/2008 08:01:50 »
What do polyps eat? POLYPFILLA
Where do they go on their holidays? POLYPNESIA
What do you call a dead polyp? POLYPGON

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« Reply #1 on: 18/03/2008 16:44:28 »
I think instead of answering this feeble attempt at humor I'll polyp down on the couch for a nap.
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« Reply #2 on: 18/03/2008 17:45:26 »
I think instead of answering this feeble attempt at humor I'll polyp down on the couch for a nap.
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Ignore him, he's got a right molly face on at the moment. Time of the month!

Where do polyps study? The polyptechnic
What sort of flowers do you give to a polyp? Polypanthus
 

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« Reply #3 on: 18/03/2008 17:46:34 »
What do you call a dry polyp? A polypunsaturate
 

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« Reply #4 on: 18/03/2008 19:15:28 »
What do you call an oily polyp? A Polypmer.
 

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« Reply #5 on: 18/03/2008 19:16:04 »
What do you call a dry polyp? A polypunsaturate

 

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« Reply #6 on: 18/03/2008 19:35:57 »
What do ewe call a ' quick-change ' Polyp ?......A Polypmorph  *le groan*
 

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« Reply #7 on: 18/03/2008 19:38:19 »
What do ewe call a Polyp that is a writer, journalist and Labour supporter ?..Pollyp Toynbee....*le even bigger groan*
 

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« Reply #8 on: 18/03/2008 21:55:03 »
Oh mah gawd!  ::)
 

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« Reply #9 on: 18/03/2008 21:56:12 »
LOL you guys are so funny! Hee hee.. good thread Doc! LOL
 

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« Reply #10 on: 18/03/2008 21:58:02 »
An artificial fibre made from polyps? Polypester
 

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« Reply #11 on: 18/03/2008 22:02:54 »
A monocellular organism that favours having more than 1 husband? Polypandrist.
 

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« Reply #12 on: 18/03/2008 23:16:01 »
A talking parrot - Polyp-linguist - also applicable to some naught acts.
 

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« Reply #13 on: 18/03/2008 23:42:42 »
What do you call a polyp who knows what this means


Polypi



What do you call a polyp that likes being the centre of attraction



Neil   ;) ;D


P.S Neil

I owe you a polypogy Sorry :)
« Last Edit: 19/03/2008 00:08:34 by ukmicky »
 

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« Reply #14 on: 18/03/2008 23:53:22 »
What do you call a Polyp that thinks its a cat



POLYPUS     



What do you call 2 Polyps that think they are cats

POLYPUSES     


I think i had better polyp off now. ;D
« Last Edit: 19/03/2008 00:05:35 by ukmicky »
 

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« Reply #15 on: 19/03/2008 00:12:50 »
What do you call a Polyp that thinks it's some mixed up Antipodean egg laying mammal ?


A Duck Billed Polypus !!
 

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« Reply #16 on: 19/03/2008 00:14:59 »
VERY GOOD  ;D
 

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« Reply #17 on: 19/03/2008 00:26:53 »
VERY GOOD  ;D

Yours is better !! :)
 

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« Reply #18 on: 19/03/2008 07:50:03 »
What do you call a Polyp that thinks it's some mixed up Antipodean egg laying mammal ?


A Duck Billed Polypus !!


 

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« Reply #19 on: 19/03/2008 07:52:17 »
1 for Jim - a polyp that thinks it's a black mineral. POLYPBASITE.
 

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« Reply #20 on: 19/03/2008 07:54:03 »
A monocellular Greek historian. Polypbius.

Oedipus's foster father. Polypbus (also a method of transportation for monocellular organisms)
 

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« Reply #21 on: 19/03/2008 17:21:49 »
"This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man."

Polyponius
in Hamlet
 

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« Reply #22 on: 19/03/2008 17:58:48 »
Corals that formed an orchestra - The Reefer Polyphonic
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« Reply #23 on: 29/03/2008 16:17:14 »
And then they fought amongst themselves -

IN THE POLYPANESIAN WAR
 

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« Reply #24 on: 30/03/2008 21:15:06 »
And then they fought amongst themselves -

IN THE POLYPANESIAN WAR

 

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