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« on: 23/03/2008 09:20:05 »
Is Superdrug open today?  :P


 

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« Reply #1 on: 23/03/2008 10:32:51 »
Superdrug, Superdrug! how dare you go to a chemist chain store. Find yourself a nice independant chemist shop. There should be one chemist shop open in your area by law. The chemist on duty will be published in the local paper.   
 

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« Reply #2 on: 23/03/2008 19:35:36 »
What? If you are Saint George (as you have allude to yourself being same - RE: http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=13299.msg162152#msg162152 ) Then why don't you just miraculously heal yourself? You supposedly did it before. No need for a chemist.
 

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« Reply #3 on: 23/03/2008 20:56:45 »
Are you confusing St George with Asklepios?
 

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« Reply #4 on: 23/03/2008 22:56:00 »
Or Ask Aspel
 

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« Reply #5 on: 23/03/2008 23:11:31 »
Are you confusing St George with Asklepios?

If you refer to the the legend of St George's life, in whose place you put your own name in the above referenced message, there is a note in the Golden Legends told of of Saint George that reads:

The Poisoned Wine

Then, when Dacian the provost saw that he might not surmount him, he called his enchanter and said to him: I see that these Christian people doubt not our torments.

The enchanter bound himself, upon his head to be smitten off, if he overcame not his crafts. Then he did take strong venom and meddled it with wine, and made invocation of the names of his false gods, and gave it to St. George to drink. St. George took it and made the sign of the cross on it, and anon drank it without grieving him any thing. Then the enchanter made it more stronger than it was tofore of venom, and gave it him to drink, and it grieved him nothing. When the enchanter saw that, he kneeled down at the feet of St. George and prayed him that he would make him Christian. And when Dacian knew that he was become Christian he made to smite off his head."

(from http://www.aug.edu/augusta/iconography/goldenLegend/george.htm)
"The Golden Legend or Lives Of The Saints
Compiled by Jacobus de Voragine, Archbishop of Genoa, 1275
Englished by William Caxton, First Edition 1483
From the Temple Classics Edited by F.S. Ellis
 

Thus, should you be able to do this, Fake Saint George, healing yourself is just a shake of the head to one as great as you.

But since you are asking for a chemist - it is obvious that you are no saint as claimed in the parody of Henry V, referenced above.

Gee, I thought you two were educated. I guess I was wrong.

And it won;t do to claim it was for someone else - St. George supposedly did this as well.
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« Reply #6 on: 24/03/2008 07:19:38 »
Who said I need healing? One can buy things other than medications in a chemist.
 

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« Reply #7 on: 24/03/2008 18:56:07 »
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« Reply #8 on: 24/03/2008 19:20:48 »
Sorry, but I'm afraid that's a question for a pharmacist.
 

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« Reply #9 on: 24/03/2008 19:24:06 »
My husband is a pharmacist. He was too thick to study chemistry!
 

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« Reply #10 on: 24/03/2008 21:53:38 »
My husband is a pharmacist. He was too thick to study chemistry!

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« Reply #11 on: 25/03/2008 20:28:14 »
If I had studied pharmacy I'd probably be richer.
 

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« Reply #12 on: 25/03/2008 20:34:54 »
You are correct. He may be a bit thick but he is loaded!!!
 

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« Reply #13 on: 25/03/2008 21:13:25 »
You are correct. He may be a bit thick but he is loaded!!!

You mercenary!
 

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« Reply #14 on: 25/03/2008 21:53:59 »
There are other nouns, not as complimentary, that more readily come to mind, good sir.
 

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« Reply #15 on: 25/03/2008 22:30:15 »
Yeah, those too!
 

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« Reply #16 on: 25/03/2008 22:50:55 »
You are correct. He may be a bit thick but he is loaded!!!

You mercenary!

I shall take my machine gun and work for whoever will pay me. Let's hope someone wants a Texan with haemorrhoid's murdered.
 

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« Reply #17 on: 26/03/2008 07:38:01 »
You are correct. He may be a bit thick but he is loaded!!!

You mercenary!

I shall take my machine gun and work for whoever will pay me. Let's hope someone wants a Texan with haemorrhoid's murdered.

Don't even think about harming my friend Jimmy!  [:(!]
 

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« Reply #18 on: 26/03/2008 14:00:14 »
Doctor, giving this quite lowly, immoral creature the benefit of the doubt, I prefer to think she is thinking about George "Dubya" Bush; aren't you, Lady? She has mistaken him for a real Texan.
 

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« Reply #19 on: 26/03/2008 16:25:51 »
Ah, that would explain it.
 

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« Reply #20 on: 26/03/2008 16:30:00 »
You are correct. He may be a bit thick but he is loaded!!!

You mercenary!
Whoa, there's something wrong with that?
 

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« Reply #21 on: 26/03/2008 22:35:45 »
You are correct. He may be a bit thick but he is loaded!!!

You mercenary!
Whoa, there's something wrong with that?
Look, when I met him he wasn't loaded. I fell in love with him because he has big blue eyes and an air of Hugh Grant. The money came later. I was just telling you how it is. Excuse me for being a true northerner.
 

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« Reply #22 on: 26/03/2008 22:36:35 »
I forgot to mention his muscles on his legs from cycling.
 

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« Reply #23 on: 27/03/2008 01:09:43 »
But that is not the particular muscle you are most interested in, is it?
 

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« Reply #24 on: 27/03/2008 08:44:12 »
She's from "Oop narth". I think she fell in love with his flat cap & whippets. Not to mention his parkin!
 

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