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« on: 24/03/2008 19:06:08 »
Out of every 10 people only one understands binary and the other doesn't.

Think about it, think about it!

Anyone got any computer corkers. I like geek jokes, normal people just don't get them and that makes me laugh more.


 

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« Reply #1 on: 24/03/2008 19:09:24 »
Haha.
 

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« Reply #2 on: 24/03/2008 19:09:52 »
It's funny, but maybe its just a typo?
 

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« Reply #3 on: 25/03/2008 19:33:21 »
HaHa, did you really understand the joke? Think binary numbers and read again.
 

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« Reply #4 on: 25/03/2008 20:04:30 »
So only 110010% understand it?
 

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« Reply #5 on: 25/03/2008 20:12:12 »
I'm glad your with me Doc.
I wonder if JimBob will get it?
 

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« Reply #6 on: 25/03/2008 20:14:13 »
I'm glad your with me Doc.
I wonder if JimBob will get it?

At his age he'd have to take a tablet!
 

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« Reply #7 on: 25/03/2008 20:28:57 »
Moses had the same problem.
 

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« Reply #8 on: 25/03/2008 20:32:11 »
Indeed *nods sagely*
 

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« Reply #9 on: 26/03/2008 10:39:50 »
Yeahh I got it then :P
 

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« Reply #10 on: 26/03/2008 18:56:15 »
 

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« Reply #11 on: 26/03/2008 19:27:26 »
I'd like to thank two normally vociferous factions for refraining from saying
"microsoft" or "mac" etc. as a reply to the phrase "computer related jokes".
 

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« Reply #12 on: 26/03/2008 21:51:30 »
I'd like to thank two normally vociferous factions for refraining from saying
"microsoft" or "mac" etc. as a reply to the phrase "computer related jokes".

There's nothing wrong with Macs, and Microsoft is beyond being a joke.
 

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« Reply #13 on: 27/03/2008 19:49:23 »
some signs your co-worker is a hacker



he gives out his phone number in hex

he gets HBO on his computer

you ticked him off once and your telephone bill was $300,000

every time the office LAN goes off he smiles

all of his office notes are in binary or in leet




 
 

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« Reply #14 on: 27/03/2008 19:51:13 »
some signs your co-worker is a hacker



he gives out his phone number in hex

he gets HBO on his computer

you ticked him off once and your telephone bill was $300,000

every time the office LAN goes off he smiles

all of his office notes are in binary or in leet




 

 

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« Reply #15 on: 27/03/2008 20:05:13 »
lol

01101001011001100010000001111001011011110111010100100000011000110110000101101110001000000111001001100101011000010110010000100000011101000110100001101 001011100110010000001111001011011110111010100100000011010000110000101110110011001010010000001101110011011110010000001101100011010010110011001100101

does anybody care to translate
 

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« Reply #16 on: 27/03/2008 20:06:45 »
lol

01101001011001100010000001111001011011110111010100100000011000110110000101101110001000000111001001100101011000010110010000100000011101000110100001101 001011100110010000001111001011011110111010100100000011010000110000101110110011001010010000001101110011011110010000001101100011010010110011001100101

does anybody care to translate

What size bytes?
 

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« Reply #17 on: 27/03/2008 20:32:06 »
nope thats not it
 

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« Reply #18 on: 27/03/2008 20:41:11 »
erm... I need to know what size bytes to split it into.
 

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« Reply #19 on: 27/03/2008 21:02:02 »
8 i think
 

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« Reply #20 on: 27/03/2008 21:05:59 »
Ha.
 

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« Reply #21 on: 27/03/2008 21:06:32 »
do you have it ryan
 

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« Reply #22 on: 27/03/2008 21:07:24 »
Nopes.
 

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« Reply #23 on: 27/03/2008 21:08:22 »
ok
 

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« Reply #24 on: 27/03/2008 21:56:34 »
lol

01101001011001100010000001111001011011110111010100100000011000110110000101101110001000000111001001100101011000010110010000100000011101000110100001101 001011100110010000001111001011011110111010100100000011010000110000101110110011001010010000001101110011011110010000001101100011010010110011001100101

does anybody care to translate

To be honest, I really can't be bothered.
 

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