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Oi, Sharon!
« on: 22/04/2008 08:19:29 »
Welcome back. I hope you had a good trip.


 

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« Reply #1 on: 22/04/2008 20:18:46 »
I've missed you, you sharp toothed, razor witted beaver you.

Yes I've had a great time. We packed in loads in 10 days and lived it up on David's air mile collection and hotel loyalty cards. He travels a lot, a lot, so he had a lot of points to spend. It is the only thing I like about him travelling.

Anyway for the first instalment of my photos go to the Genki desu ka strand. 
 

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« Reply #2 on: 26/04/2008 16:47:22 »
I would also like to welcome you back and give you my warmest strain of E. coli that I now have in me. http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=14071.0

What about me? Did you miss me, too? I missed you as I was gone almost as long as you were. Ah, the loneliness!
 

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« Reply #3 on: 26/04/2008 17:04:26 »
英語を話しなさい
 

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« Reply #4 on: 26/04/2008 20:55:16 »
I would also like to welcome you back and give you my warmest strain of E. coli that I now have in me. http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=14071.0

What about me? Did you miss me, too? I missed you as I was gone almost as long as you were. Ah, the loneliness!

Poor JimBob. I bet you are looking a little thinner after all that. We've had some quite big E Coli outbreaks in Britain and they all seem to be traced back to a single butchers shop usually in a the backwaters of Glasgow. I guess you must have a Dallas equivallent.

Yes I did miss you but next time I'll reverse and run you over on the way back.
 

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« Reply #5 on: 26/04/2008 20:58:40 »
英語を話しなさい

Yes please. I don't speak much Japanese so English is preferable.
 

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« Reply #6 on: 27/04/2008 00:11:26 »
I would also like to welcome you back and give you my warmest strain of E. coli that I now have in me. http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=14071.0

What about me? Did you miss me, too? I missed you as I was gone almost as long as you were. Ah, the loneliness!

Poor JimBob. I bet you are looking a little thinner after all that. We've had some quite big E Coli outbreaks in Britain and they all seem to be traced back to a single butchers shop usually in a the backwaters of Glasgow. I guess you must have a Dallas equivallent.

Yes I did miss you but next time I'll reverse and run you over on the way back.

That might be a bit of fun! But if you go to  Dallas you will miss me - I live south of the city by a little under 200 miles.
 

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« Reply #7 on: 27/04/2008 21:03:34 »
And Britain is small and quaint.
 

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« Reply #8 on: 28/04/2008 22:27:58 »
And Britain is small and quaint.

And everything in Texas is huge - bellies, mouths, egos...
 

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« Reply #9 on: 28/04/2008 22:42:26 »
Mental asylums.
 

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« Reply #10 on: 28/04/2008 22:58:03 »
Is it true that weeners are inversely proportional to the size of the State?
 

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« Reply #11 on: 29/04/2008 03:26:44 »
No

And after I have defended you, of all the gall - turncoat

 

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« Reply #12 on: 29/04/2008 08:08:31 »
I have no coat to turn.
 

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« Reply #13 on: 29/04/2008 17:01:47 »
Yes you do, I can make it into a hat if I so wished. You might not enjoy the process but ....
 

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« Reply #14 on: 29/04/2008 21:24:41 »
My dad used to say 'Don't pick your nose, it will take the lining out of your hat.'
Does turning a coat into a hat involve the same sort of bodily contortions. I'd like to watch.

Oh and by the way it is sense of humour that is inversely proportional to the size of the state.
 

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« Reply #15 on: 29/04/2008 22:42:42 »
My dad used to say 'Don't pick your nose, it will take the lining out of your hat.'
Does turning a coat into a hat involve the same sort of bodily contortions. I'd like to watch.

Oh and by the way it is sense of humour that is inversely proportional to the size of the state.

No it isn't. No State is infinite in size.
 

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« Reply #16 on: 30/04/2008 16:29:42 »
The Beaver's state of ego is  ....

and it is starting to cause Britannia to sink beneath the waves. Something Thomas Arne would never have considered when he set the words to music.
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« Reply #17 on: 30/04/2008 22:44:57 »
No, we rule the waves and I don't mean measure them!!!
 

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« Reply #18 on: 30/04/2008 23:54:43 »
that is the point - The waves and your ego will be all that is left of the place after your ego get through sinking the isle.
 

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« Reply #19 on: 01/05/2008 08:01:30 »
The Beaver's state of ego is  ....

and it is starting to cause Britannia to sink beneath the waves.

I doubt that. I'm usually light-headed.
 

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« Reply #20 on: 02/05/2008 03:30:07 »
But lard-as** (OK this is a family forum.)

Insult implied.
 

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« Reply #21 on: 02/05/2008 17:00:26 »
Lard? What are you waffling about now, snake-dancer?
 

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« Reply #22 on: 02/05/2008 19:13:21 »
I am saying that your buttocks are the size of a Holstein and all fat.
 

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« Reply #23 on: 02/05/2008 20:50:27 »
My buttocks are no concern of yours
 

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« Reply #24 on: 03/05/2008 02:38:12 »
The fact that your buttocks produce flatulence in the UK and are polluting the air in Texas is of a concern to me.
 

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