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« Reply #25 on: 03/05/2008 08:06:44 »
The fact that your buttocks produce flatulence in the UK and are polluting the air in Texas is of a concern to me.

For your information (of which you apparently need copious amounts to raise you to the level of an uneducated, Bluegrass possum) buttocks do not produce flatulence.
 

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« Reply #26 on: 03/05/2008 16:09:53 »
Sir, if you have never had stewed 'possum and sweet 'taters, you haven't lived. It is as good a meal as light lunch of Lombardian Stracciatella with warm-from-the-oven Casalinga Bread, a country-side Languedocian Qoq au Vin, or a masterful Catalonian Fideua. BUT - the meal must be prepared by a good African American cook.

Besides, in normal mammalian anatomy the region termed "the buttocks" DOES have a sphincter from which odoriferous emanations do often proceed forth into the environment. Or is you head stuck up that referenced sphincter?

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« Reply #27 on: 03/05/2008 16:43:19 »
Hello - M.I.L. Are you there? Are you well or have you started changing the world?
 

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« Reply #28 on: 04/05/2008 08:22:03 »
I think you will fnd that the orifice to which you refer is BETWEEN the buttocks.
 

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« Reply #29 on: 04/05/2008 17:50:57 »
It is within in the region designated as "the buttocks" by anatomists. I think you need to chew more trees. It seems that your lower incisors are beginning to penetrate your brain.
 

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« Reply #30 on: 05/05/2008 09:16:30 »
By that reasoning my chest is part of my arms as it is between them. What a dumbo!
 

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« Reply #31 on: 05/05/2008 17:06:14 »
The pair of you are talking from out of your buttocks. I'm away for a few days and you two are back bickering like old ladies over a garden fence. Hitch up your boobs and stand back. The Make it Lady is back in the forum!!!

Sorry I've been away but I've been applying for lots of jobs and going to lots of parties. Bunny number two has got the same bug that carried off the other one so I've been nursing said sick animal. Hope it lasts the night but I doubt it.
 

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« Reply #32 on: 05/05/2008 17:20:58 »
I am sorry about the rabbit - disinfect and renew stock. It is for the children.

I am glad your back, M.I.L.(f), The beaver has been acting up again. He can't even come up with a good come-back. Did you see the lame "You should see the residuals" in "how the mighty have fallen?" That is about as lame as quips become before they need to be put down for having totally broken the legs of the premise they based upon.
 

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« Reply #33 on: 05/05/2008 17:54:47 »
Oh I don't know. It conjured up some nice pictures in my mind but then my mind is filthy!
 

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« Reply #34 on: 05/05/2008 19:51:49 »
We are so alike - will you marry me?
 

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« Reply #35 on: 05/05/2008 19:59:02 »
Sorry, a taller man with blue eyes and mucky ideas beat you too it.
 

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« Reply #36 on: 05/05/2008 20:22:19 »
Here's a taller man with blue eyes having mucky ideas about a duck.

 

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« Reply #37 on: 05/05/2008 20:24:27 »
I've just noticed something. That duck has got a really nasty case of piles!
 

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« Reply #38 on: 05/05/2008 20:50:05 »
He daren't go to the doctors with them because of the size of his bill.
 

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« Reply #39 on: 05/05/2008 20:50:47 »
 

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« Reply #40 on: 06/05/2008 02:24:29 »
They are piles, not puns.
 

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« Reply #41 on: 06/05/2008 07:49:18 »
They are piles, not puns.


Oh Jim, you quack me up.
 

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« Reply #42 on: 06/05/2008 17:37:04 »
How kind of you to duck in for a complement! It is appreciated.
 

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« Reply #43 on: 06/05/2008 18:26:38 »
eggactly.
 

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« Reply #44 on: 06/05/2008 20:12:38 »
Do you like duckling?

I don't know - I've never duckled.
 

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« Reply #45 on: 06/05/2008 20:49:10 »
I like to dabble.

PS. Rabbit died last night. Both had pnemonia which took hold very fast and killed them in a matter of 12 hours.
 

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« Reply #46 on: 06/05/2008 22:15:49 »
Sorry your bunny died.
 

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« Reply #47 on: 07/05/2008 04:30:13 »
I am so sorry. Can we substitute rats for the bunnies. Thy have a much hardier constitution and pet rats are rather nice pets. They only live about 2.5 years but are great pets. A friend of mine won't have any other pet. She thinks they are cute and I must admit they are very affectionate. Almost like dogs.
 

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« Reply #48 on: 07/05/2008 08:24:20 »
Get a beaver!  [:X]
 

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« Reply #49 on: 07/05/2008 10:19:57 »
Don't listen to him it is all self-interest. And you know what interests him most, M.I.L.(f)

Get a rat. There has been enough deforestation in England.
 

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