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« on: 22/04/2008 15:13:05 »
I just had a grommet taken out of my ear this morning !!...My ear hurts and it was a painful procedure.


I want sympathy please ! >:(





*giving the sheep sympathy will mean that something nice will happen to you in the next few days....Mrs SoandSo from TrottersBottom Lane , Somwherereshire.....gave Sheepy sympathy and then went on to win the lottery. Mr Cantbebothered did not give sympathy, the next day he was eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex*


 

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« Reply #1 on: 22/04/2008 15:17:46 »
I don't seem to have any sympathy to hand. Can I offer you a Jammy Dodger instead?
 

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« Reply #2 on: 22/04/2008 15:23:38 »
More cheese, grommit....
 

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« Reply #3 on: 22/04/2008 15:37:13 »
I don't seem to have any sympathy to hand. Can I offer you a Jammy Dodger instead?


That'll do.......Although a Jammy Dodger is strictly not a substitute for sympathy......  it will at least save you being consumed by T-Rex. (Awaits Marc Bolan quip perhaps)
 

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« Reply #4 on: 22/04/2008 15:37:43 »
More cheese, grommit....

Cheese will do too.....though it has to be Roquefort !
 

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« Reply #5 on: 22/04/2008 16:23:46 »
*goes to sympathy store*

oh... sorry, they're sold out :(
 

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« Reply #6 on: 22/04/2008 16:33:29 »
 Ahhh poor whittle Sheepy.. needs some nice snuggles. and needs to be waited on, and spoon fed..  and doated on by all manner of Ewes available for cuddling wuff......ooooooh and a nice nursie for those oh so comforting sponge baths!!!
 There there whittle Sheepie.... all those nice whittle nursies will make it all better..... Ok Ladies...... Sheepy needs some pampering wuff!!! ...LOL....LOL... hugs and hopes your ear feels better soon......
« Last Edit: 22/04/2008 18:03:19 by Karen W. »
 

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« Reply #7 on: 22/04/2008 17:06:59 »
*goes to sympathy store*

oh... sorry, they're sold out :(

This is not good !!....beware....there may be a dinosaur waiting for ewe in your toilet. Please check it before ewe sit down !
 

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« Reply #8 on: 22/04/2008 17:09:57 »
and a nice nursie for those oh so comforting sponge baths!!!
 There there whittle Sheepie.... all those nice whittle nursies will make it all better..... Ok Ladies......

well, dang... if it means sponge baths from hot little nursies...  I'll have a gromet removed from MY ear too!!!!
 

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« Reply #9 on: 22/04/2008 17:11:13 »
ah poor whittle sheepy.. needs some nice snuggles. and needs to be waited on and soon fed..  and dottbed on by all manner of Ewes available for cuddling wuff.... and a nice nursie for those oh so comforting sponge baths!!!
 There there whittle Sheepie.... all those nice whittle nursies will make it all better..... Ok Ladies...... Sheepy needs some pampering wuff!!! ...LOL....LOL... hugs and hopes your ear feels better soon......


Awwwwwwwwww  I like the idea of lots of nurses (girly nurses that is).....yes..yes...spoon fed, bed baths, bottom wipes......"other" extras !!

......this is good..Thank ewe Kareny Mam.......buy a lottery ticket and you'll have a good luck!**


** For good luck to be really effective ewe must buy a thousand tickets !!
 

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« Reply #10 on: 22/04/2008 17:12:21 »
and a nice nursie for those oh so comforting sponge baths!!!
 There there whittle Sheepie.... all those nice whittle nursies will make it all better..... Ok Ladies......

well, dang... if it means sponge baths from hot little nursies...  I'll have a gromet removed from MY ear too!!!!


We can double date !!
 

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« Reply #11 on: 22/04/2008 17:14:55 »
usually, i don't like to share.  ESPECIALLY when it comes to hot little nursies!!!  but for you neil.... ANYTHING!!!
 

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« Reply #12 on: 22/04/2008 17:27:28 »
usually, i don't like to share.  ESPECIALLY when it comes to hot little nursies!!!  but for you neil.... ANYTHING!!!


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Thanks Justy......I of course share with you too.....in fact...want some kids ?...and a wifey ?
 

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« Reply #13 on: 22/04/2008 17:40:01 »
Just to play Devil's Advocate, I give you NO SYMPATHY!!

Hahahahaha! *Flicks the wounded ear.*
 

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« Reply #14 on: 22/04/2008 17:47:07 »
Neil take care and bring some more of your funny posts for us all
as you are good guy then everyone on here is a decent lot aaaww
 

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« Reply #15 on: 22/04/2008 18:17:50 »
ah poor whittle sheepy.. needs some nice snuggles. and needs to be waited on and soon fed..  and dottbed on by all manner of Ewes available for cuddling wuff.... and a nice nursie for those oh so comforting sponge baths!!!
 There there whittle Sheepie.... all those nice whittle nursies will make it all better..... Ok Ladies...... Sheepy needs some pampering wuff!!! ...LOL....LOL... hugs and hopes your ear feels better soon......


Awwwwwwwwww  I like the idea of lots of nurses (girly nurses that is).....yes..yes...spoon fed, bed baths, bottom wipes......"other" extras !!

......this is good..Thank ewe Kareny Mam.......buy a lottery ticket and you'll have a good luck!**


** For good luck to be really effective ewe must buy a thousand tickets !!

Lol..Lol.....I don't know thinking back on that there post... finger foods might be a lot more preferable.......hee hee...

 By the way  Mr. Sheepy ..Luck maker of all the sympathizing members of this Sheep following flock........ I am already lucky and a thousand tickets won't change that!...Lol... feel better soon and you better put your lip out a little more and show us all those sad whittle puppy dog eyes..... you may attract more sympathy that way!!!
 

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« Reply #16 on: 22/04/2008 18:27:54 »
Just to play Devil's Advocate, I give you NO SYMPATHY!!

Hahahahaha! *Flicks the wounded ear.*


Beware of your underwear for the next few days....ewe may get itchy !!
 

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« Reply #17 on: 22/04/2008 18:31:39 »
Neil take care and bring some more of your funny posts for us all
as you are good guy then everyone on here is a decent lot aaaww


THANK EWE Rosalind. This is very kind of you. I predict nice things.

Everyone else here being decent is questionable though   ! :D ;)



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« Reply #18 on: 22/04/2008 18:40:49 »
Ohhhhhh NOooooooooooo  hes got fleas .......or Sheepy icthing powder.......sheep jock itch!!!!! Lol...Lol

Run Ben............... Run...........!!!!!!!!!  Hee Hee hee...

 Whoops.. watch  out Rosalind hee hee.. I am not decent!!!
 

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« Reply #19 on: 22/04/2008 19:34:55 »
Sheepy, when I was young and had ear ache my mum would let me lay my head on her bussom. The heat from her breasts would sooth the ear pain. So little bah lamb, come over here love and rest your head. No going brrrr-brrrr-brrrr though just the ear soothing nothing else.
 

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« Reply #20 on: 22/04/2008 19:40:32 »
Ohhhhhh NOooooooooooo  hes got fleas .......or Sheepy icthing powder.......sheep jock itch!!!!! Lol...Lol

Run Ben............... Run...........!!!!!!!!!  Hee Hee hee...

 Whoops.. watch  out Rosalind hee hee.. I am not decent!!!

I hope he heeds your warning Karen !...though, I suspect he'll still be tiptoeing in itchyville !!...*bbrrrwwahhh hhhaaaa haaaa * evil sheepy baaaas *


........of course you're decent !! ;D
 

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« Reply #21 on: 22/04/2008 19:41:45 »
Sheepy, when I was young and had ear ache my mum would let me lay my head on her bussom. The heat from her breasts would sooth the ear pain. So little bah lamb, come over here love and rest your head. No going brrrr-brrrr-brrrr though just the ear soothing nothing else.


How can I refuse ?.......and in turn ewe can your rest your head on my furry tummy and hear my sheepy purr !!  ::)

 

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« Reply #22 on: 22/04/2008 19:49:48 »
I can't be bothered with sympathy, have some apathy.

Just kidding, I wish you a speedy recovery and all the attention from nurses that you want.
 

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« Reply #23 on: 22/04/2008 20:13:19 »
Ohhhhhh NOooooooooooo  hes got fleas .......or Sheepy icthing powder.......sheep jock itch!!!!! Lol...Lol

Run Ben............... Run...........!!!!!!!!!  Hee Hee hee...

 Whoops.. watch  out Rosalind hee hee.. I am not decent!!!

I hope he heeds your warning Karen !...though, I suspect he'll still be tiptoeing in itchyville !!...*bbrrrwwahhh hhhaaaa haaaa * evil sheepy baaaas *


........of course you're decent !! ;D

You be an evil whittle Sheepy for sure......now leave that young man be and pick on someone your own size!!!....... DANIEL....?  DANIEL......? DANIEL.......?   WHERE FOR ART THOU DANIEL true friend and comrade of our own Sheepy???

Decent indeedy I am!
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« Reply #24 on: 22/04/2008 20:21:29 »
Sheepy, when I was young and had ear ache my mum would let me lay my head on her bussom. The heat from her breasts would sooth the ear pain. So little bah lamb, come over here love and rest your head. No going brrrr-brrrr-brrrr though just the ear soothing nothing else.


How can I refuse ?.......and in turn ewe can your rest your head on my furry tummy and hear my sheepy purr !!  ::)



Do sheep purr!?
 

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