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« Reply #25 on: 23/04/2008 04:22:29 »
Awwwww, poor sheepie!  You have my most sincere sympathies!  Gosh, you deserve some special treatment!  Come on over and I'll have some fresh squeezed FLORIDA (we're famous for our oranges ya know) orange juice and plenty of ice!  Since you're always wearing those confining high heels, I've arranged for a special masseuse to come over and massage all 4 of your feet while I scratch your back.

Just for the record, I would've given sympathy without the promise of good luck and winning the lottery, though I do appreciate it.  Our lottery is up to 32 million so thanks!


I feel just terrible that it's taken me so long to dish out sympathy for you but I have a good excuse.  I spent 6 hours driving to and from my dentist and a whopping 9 hours in his office for a total of 15 hours of dental hell!  My mouth hurts and I have a headache so I think I need a little sympathy too. [:-'(]
 

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« Reply #26 on: 23/04/2008 06:06:49 »
*checks sympathy store again*

they've restocked!!!

I went and bought twenty, Just for you two! :D
 

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« Reply #27 on: 23/04/2008 13:06:43 »
Just to play Devil's Advocate, I give you NO SYMPATHY!!

Hahahahaha! *Flicks the wounded ear.*


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Today I'm itch free! *Dumps itching powder on sheepy's back.*
 

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« Reply #28 on: 23/04/2008 13:08:01 »
Awwwww, poor sheepie!  You have my most sincere sympathies!  Gosh, you deserve some special treatment!  Come on over and I'll have some fresh squeezed FLORIDA (we're famous for our oranges ya know) orange juice and plenty of ice!  Since you're always wearing those confining high heels, I've arranged for a special masseuse to come over and massage all 4 of your feet while I scratch your back.

Just for the record, I would've given sympathy without the promise of good luck and winning the lottery, though I do appreciate it.  Our lottery is up to 32 million so thanks!


I feel just terrible that it's taken me so long to dish out sympathy for you but I have a good excuse.  I spent 6 hours driving to and from my dentist and a whopping 9 hours in his office for a total of 15 hours of dental hell!  My mouth hurts and I have a headache so I think I need a little sympathy too. [:-'(]
Blasted dentists! Can't do anything painless! *Hands over his sympathy.*
 

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« Reply #29 on: 23/04/2008 15:09:43 »
I can't be bothered with sympathy, have some apathy.

Just kidding, I wish you a speedy recovery and all the attention from nurses that you want.


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« Reply #30 on: 23/04/2008 15:10:14 »
Sheepy, when I was young and had ear ache my mum would let me lay my head on her bussom. The heat from her breasts would sooth the ear pain. So little bah lamb, come over here love and rest your head. No going brrrr-brrrr-brrrr though just the ear soothing nothing else.


How can I refuse ?.......and in turn ewe can your rest your head on my furry tummy and hear my sheepy purr !!  ::)



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Just my tummy !!
 

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« Reply #31 on: 23/04/2008 15:14:25 »
Awwwww, poor sheepie!  You have my most sincere sympathies!  Gosh, you deserve some special treatment!  Come on over and I'll have some fresh squeezed FLORIDA (we're famous for our oranges ya know) orange juice and plenty of ice!  Since you're always wearing those confining high heels, I've arranged for a special masseuse to come over and massage all 4 of your feet while I scratch your back.

Just for the record, I would've given sympathy without the promise of good luck and winning the lottery, though I do appreciate it.  Our lottery is up to 32 million so thanks!


I feel just terrible that it's taken me so long to dish out sympathy for you but I have a good excuse.  I spent 6 hours driving to and from my dentist and a whopping 9 hours in his office for a total of 15 hours of dental hell!  My mouth hurts and I have a headache so I think I need a little sympathy too. [:-'(]


I reciprocate the sympathy though 15 hours of dental hell really doesn't compare to the full ten minutes I had to endure !.....get a sense of perspective will ya ?  ;D

Hmmm..feet massages, back scratches, Floridian Orange juice (Tropicana is my favourite BTW).....sounds idyllic....Thank ewe.


In sincerity.......I do wish you better !
 
 

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« Reply #32 on: 23/04/2008 15:17:40 »
*checks sympathy store again*

they've restocked!!!

I went and bought twenty, Just for you two! :D


Awww..this is wonderful.


As a reward....I predict that in your lifetime something nice will happen !!

....and when it does...you'll think back to how right it was to offer a sheep some sympathy
 

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« Reply #33 on: 23/04/2008 15:49:11 »
I gave sympathy as soon as I possibly could, silly
 

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« Reply #34 on: 23/04/2008 17:19:13 »
*checks sympathy store again*

they've restocked!!!

I went and bought twenty, Just for you two! :D


Awww..this is wonderful.


As a reward....I predict that in your lifetime something nice will happen !!

....and when it does...you'll think back to how right it was to offer a sheep some sympathy
Still no sympathy for you! *Tells the cute nurseys sheepy is gay.*
 

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« Reply #35 on: 23/04/2008 21:47:47 »
A happy sheepy, what more could a nursey want!!!! With a purring tummy. I have a bum that goes to sleep sometimes, well I can hear it snoring anyway.
 

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« Reply #36 on: 24/04/2008 02:58:14 »
*looks for smily of a guy rolling around laughing*
 

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« Reply #37 on: 24/04/2008 11:10:42 »
*Looks for smiley of woman tickling man rolling around on the floor laughing.*
 

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« Reply #38 on: 24/04/2008 13:15:59 »
*Looks for smiley of woman tickling man rolling around on the floor laughing.*
*Looks at the two weirdos on the ground tickling each other.*
 

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« Reply #39 on: 25/04/2008 17:35:09 »
Voyeur!
 

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« Reply #40 on: 25/04/2008 17:36:00 »
 

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« Reply #41 on: 25/04/2008 17:54:21 »
*nudge nudge wink wink*
 

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« Reply #42 on: 26/04/2008 02:47:58 »
*yawn*
 

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« Reply #43 on: 26/04/2008 02:49:43 »
How is your ear feeling today Sheepy? Is it pretty sore?
 

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« Reply #44 on: 26/04/2008 02:50:35 »
*yawn*

You sleepy too eh... Me too.. maybe I can get some sleep tonight...
 

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« Reply #45 on: 30/04/2008 17:19:50 »
You still wanting sympathy hunky hunk?  ;)
 

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« Reply #46 on: 30/04/2008 18:43:42 »
You still wanting sympathy hunky hunk?  ;)

yayyyy !!

*Sheepy turns round and does shoe laces up....awaits sympathy*
 

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« Reply #47 on: 30/04/2008 18:49:36 »
You still wanting sympathy hunky hunk?  ;)

yayyyy !!

*Sheepy turns round and does shoe laces up....awaits sympathy*

Awww, well here comes your sympathy ;)



 

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« Reply #48 on: 30/04/2008 22:15:26 »
Don't hold on to his ear whilst you do it.
 

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« Reply #49 on: 30/04/2008 22:28:46 »
Don't hold on to his ear whilst you do it.

Definitely not, love handles all the way ;)
 

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