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« on: 05/05/2008 09:09:31 »
...sadly lacking  :D



 

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« Reply #1 on: 05/05/2008 13:26:08 »
lolololololololololol
 

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« Reply #2 on: 05/05/2008 16:17:29 »
Did someone put a curler on her tongue?
 

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« Reply #3 on: 05/05/2008 17:59:13 »
Did someone put a curler on her tongue?

Oh don't I wish!
 

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« Reply #4 on: 05/05/2008 18:27:09 »
Have you tried a muzzle, Doctor?
 

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« Reply #5 on: 05/05/2008 20:04:40 »
On me? I just bite through them.
 

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« Reply #6 on: 05/05/2008 20:28:37 »
Have you tried a muzzle, Doctor?

I did on this 1

 

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« Reply #7 on: 05/05/2008 20:30:59 »
That is not a muzzle, that is JimBob's posing pouch!!!
 

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« Reply #8 on: 05/05/2008 20:33:03 »
That is not a muzzle, that is JimBob's posing pouch!!!

He obviously likes them very baggy.
 

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« Reply #9 on: 05/05/2008 20:37:39 »
What women or posing pouches?
 

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« Reply #10 on: 05/05/2008 20:38:34 »
He's not fussy. He's from Texas.
 

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« Reply #11 on: 06/05/2008 02:34:15 »
It is way too small for my huevo de amourosidad.

What is it wit the Beaver. Lately, all he has his mind on is my testicles. "I thought you were a size small" and other remarks of the same nature as the one above. I think he may be getting sweet on me. Back of chum -  I am only for the females of the species.
 

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« Reply #12 on: 06/05/2008 07:50:15 »
It is way too small for my huevo de amourosidad.

What is it wit the Beaver. Lately, all he has his mind on is my testicles. "I thought you were a size small" and other remarks of the same nature as the one above. I think he may be getting sweet on me. Back of chum -  I am only for the females of the species.

And from what I hear, you're not fussy about the species!

pssst... moles are his favourite coz they can't see how ugly he is
 

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« Reply #13 on: 06/05/2008 17:38:33 »
I see you are just envious that I have a sex life as yours is non-existent.
 

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« Reply #14 on: 06/05/2008 18:24:47 »
Gentlemen, gentlemen, a bit of dickorum here.
(Yes the spelling mistake was on purpose.)
 

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« Reply #15 on: 06/05/2008 18:33:08 »
Doctor Beaver did that young woman object to what you did to her??

Or not??
 

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« Reply #16 on: 06/05/2008 19:27:45 »
Doctor Beaver did that young woman object to what you did to her??

Or not??

That would depend on which occasion you are referring to.
 

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« Reply #17 on: 06/05/2008 21:21:36 »
You utter cad......my place Friday?
 

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« Reply #18 on: 06/05/2008 23:36:16 »
You utter cad......my place Friday?

No thank you. Chemists are things that happen to other people.
 

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« Reply #19 on: 07/05/2008 05:02:46 »
As is a romantic encounter is for you, Beaver.
 

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« Reply #20 on: 07/05/2008 07:53:10 »
As is a romantic encounter is for you, Beaver.

Since when does romance come into it?
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« Reply #21 on: 07/05/2008 10:15:22 »
Oh, it is a monetary transaction. I understand, those things are best kept quiet.
 

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« Reply #22 on: 07/05/2008 19:30:31 »
Re "No thank you. Chemists are things that happen to other people."
Oi! leave me out of this.
 

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« Reply #23 on: 07/05/2008 19:38:19 »
Re "No thank you. Chemists are things that happen to other people."
Oi! leave me out of this.

You're not from Maccie so you're exempt.
 

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« Reply #24 on: 07/05/2008 22:46:01 »
So from now on do I have to say "Maybe it is because I am a Chemist from Macclesfield" every time I feel discriminated against?
 

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