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« Reply #100 on: 06/06/2008 01:10:42 »
Why, thank you for asking. The gate is doing well. I, on the other hand, am still rather in the midst of a pain passion play and a haze of post-operative misery. I am told that the location of the break and the resultant surgery is one of the most painful in the orthopedic world. If it were not for the morphine ...

Luck me.
 

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« Reply #101 on: 06/06/2008 07:58:53 »
Get well soon, ya miserable old git.
 

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« Reply #102 on: 06/06/2008 09:48:10 »
LOL! I thought you was going to post about that equasion of beauty the one that 1.33 or something lol

u have a magical mushroom on ur door lololol
 

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« Reply #103 on: 06/06/2008 13:51:27 »


u have a magical mushroom on ur door lololol

No. I have a portcullis to keep carol singers and J Edgar Hoover Witnesses away.
 

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« Reply #104 on: 06/06/2008 19:16:05 »
Get well soon, ya miserable old git.

Thank you; and get some mouthwash - you breath stinks.
 

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« Reply #105 on: 06/06/2008 19:48:26 »
It may stink, but it stinks of honest-to-God beech bark.
 

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« Reply #106 on: 07/06/2008 01:16:24 »
That's turpentine - you've been drinking again.
 

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« Reply #107 on: 07/06/2008 08:38:53 »
Lawks... rumbled!
 

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« Reply #108 on: 07/06/2008 15:30:26 »
Hey - share the jug, you selfish lush.
 

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« Reply #109 on: 07/06/2008 18:42:41 »
'koff!
 

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« Reply #110 on: 07/06/2008 20:50:39 »
any one have a putty knife? we need to get the beaver home.
 

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« Reply #111 on: 08/06/2008 21:14:13 »
*scrrraaaaape*
 

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« Reply #112 on: 08/06/2008 22:04:17 »
here, fold him up and put him in my wallet. i'll take him home and put him in the pond.
 

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« Reply #113 on: 08/06/2008 22:48:01 »
Re-inflate me!
 

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« Reply #114 on: 09/06/2008 01:47:10 »
I'm NOT blowing on that thing!

Just like the guy bitten by a rattlesnake "well, you're gonna die then."
« Last Edit: 09/06/2008 13:21:14 by JimBob »
 

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« Reply #115 on: 09/06/2008 11:01:57 »
You are a very handsome and very sexy Beaver....there that should inflate him. Pin anyone?
 

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« Reply #116 on: 09/06/2008 13:28:06 »
OUCH!!!!!!!
 

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« Reply #117 on: 10/06/2008 07:53:36 »
You be careful where you stick that pin!
 

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« Reply #118 on: 10/06/2008 12:02:30 »
I am with you on this one, Doc.
 

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« Reply #119 on: 10/06/2008 22:24:10 »
JimBob we could play pin the ridiculous tail on the Beaver!
 

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« Reply #120 on: 11/06/2008 03:09:58 »
it has already been done - by god
 

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« Reply #121 on: 13/06/2008 06:20:06 »
 

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« Reply #122 on: 13/06/2008 16:21:15 »
the truth does hurt at times
 

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« Reply #123 on: 14/06/2008 05:53:19 »
It's not called a tail - IT'S A SCOOP!
 

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« Reply #124 on: 14/06/2008 14:58:04 »
I do not believe beavers eat so much ice cream they need a built-in ice cream scoop.
 

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