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« Reply #25 on: 07/05/2008 23:26:35 »
So from now on do I have to say "Maybe it is because I am a Chemist from Macclesfield" every time I feel discriminated against?

A female chemist from Macclesfield
 

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« Reply #26 on: 08/05/2008 19:10:37 »
Don't be that rude, Doc. She can't help being of a different gender than we superior men.
 

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« Reply #27 on: 09/05/2008 07:21:23 »
Don't be that rude, Doc. She can't help being of a different gender than we superior men.

True. Plus she does look a bit bulldyke-ish.
 

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« Reply #28 on: 09/05/2008 13:37:52 »
Just remember, you live on the same island she does - I am located across an ocean.
 

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« Reply #29 on: 09/05/2008 21:18:29 »
Jim - she's female. Do you honestly think her capable of reading a map well enough to find her way to where I live?
 

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« Reply #30 on: 10/05/2008 03:29:54 »
Now that you bring that to the fore - you are correct, sir. But you also didn't not take into consideration the guile of a woman scorned. She will either hire someone to take you out or do it herself with her husband driving. It is still quite dangerous for you.
 

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« Reply #31 on: 10/05/2008 21:20:30 »
Now that you bring that to the fore - you are correct, sir. But you also didn't not take into consideration the guile of a woman scorned. She will either hire someone to take you out or do it herself with her husband driving. It is still quite dangerous for you.

Yeah, sure. If they want to try getting past this wee beastie...





Meet Bear - Rottie x English Mastiff...

and his little sister, Layla...



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« Reply #32 on: 11/05/2008 01:54:45 »
She will just poison them with rat-poisoned beef. Don't put it past her.
 

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« Reply #33 on: 11/05/2008 12:24:02 »
She'd have to get past the guard geese first.
 

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« Reply #34 on: 11/05/2008 19:52:43 »
Now geese are a challenge. That is what I would use for guards. Dogs can be distracted too easily. They may be hope for you yet, Beaver.
 

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« Reply #35 on: 12/05/2008 18:20:44 »
Does anyone have a remedy for making the pain of goose bites go away? Oh, and the dog hipnotism classes worked. DocB if your dog starts acting like a chicken when you click your fingers it is your own fault for questioning my sexuality. And no I'm not showing you my baps in order to prove said sexuality either. I may go away and sulk if you mention it again, it is very,very,very hurtful.
 

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« Reply #36 on: 12/05/2008 21:26:51 »
Careful, Jim - she's getting all hormonal again.
 

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« Reply #37 on: 12/05/2008 22:53:42 »
Has has she considered testosterone shots?

It would tone her down a bit.
 

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« Reply #38 on: 13/05/2008 22:29:07 »
Testosterone would tone me up, muscle wise! Then I'd be able to punch you both full in the mouth.
 

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« Reply #39 on: 13/05/2008 22:33:19 »
I thought that the saying went like this "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" Is it?? LOL
 

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« Reply #40 on: 14/05/2008 08:29:10 »
Testosterone would tone me up, muscle wise! Then I'd be able to punch you both full in the mouth.

 

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« Reply #41 on: 14/05/2008 13:02:39 »
Oh, that's a face I'd like to sit on!
 

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« Reply #42 on: 14/05/2008 13:18:19 »
I thought that the saying went like this "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" Is it?? LOL
Nah, the Eye of the Beholder is a knee deep and very wide ocean.
 

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« Reply #43 on: 14/05/2008 21:44:53 »
Oh, that's a face I'd like to sit on!

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« Reply #44 on: 14/05/2008 23:08:26 »
Beauty is only skin deep.

I've got lovely inards, how dare they!!
 

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« Reply #45 on: 15/05/2008 10:30:30 »
Beauty is only skin deep.


Well don't scratch too hard
 

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« Reply #46 on: 15/05/2008 11:11:31 »
I thought that the saying went like this "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" Is it?? LOL
Nah, the Eye of the Beholder is a knee deep and very wide ocean.
Surely that beauty is not just to do with people but the art,
scenery eg countryside. But like the saying goes "You can't judge
a book by it's cover" Philosophical me now.
 

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« Reply #47 on: 15/05/2008 13:21:41 »
I thought that the saying went like this "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" Is it?? LOL
Nah, the Eye of the Beholder is a knee deep and very wide ocean.
Surely that beauty is not just to do with people but the art,
scenery eg countryside. But like the saying goes "You can't judge
a book by it's cover" Philosophical me now.
Actually it's a book reference.
 

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« Reply #48 on: 15/05/2008 13:45:47 »
now all we need is a leech for the 2 on front page =)
 

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« Reply #49 on: 15/05/2008 21:04:14 »
What is the most beautiful bit of your body?
 

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