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« Reply #100 on: 01/06/2008 10:48:01 »
You hussy! You seem to think that just cod you're a chemist you can behave like a down-at-eel. Whale let me tell you, missy - we've just about haddock with you. You'd better learn your plaice and no misthake.  [:(!]
 

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« Reply #101 on: 01/06/2008 19:19:30 »
lame fish jokes are quite like fish themselves - they stink. this one reeks to high heaven.
 

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« Reply #102 on: 01/06/2008 20:00:26 »
Oh come on JimBob we just did it for the halibut.
 

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« Reply #103 on: 01/06/2008 20:38:52 »
He's just floundering about now & feeling a bit crabby.
 

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« Reply #104 on: 01/06/2008 20:39:13 »
Oh come on JimBob we just did it for the halibut.

I thought you did for the money.
 

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« Reply #105 on: 02/06/2008 02:10:18 »
it is really very, very mercenary, but she is still just gropering around
 

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« Reply #106 on: 02/06/2008 08:22:39 »
I'm a dab hand at all this.
 

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« Reply #107 on: 03/06/2008 00:23:18 »
It is a rather crappie pastime, to be sure.

but what are you really fishing for, Beve?
 

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« Reply #108 on: 03/06/2008 07:45:07 »
I'm just looking for a new angle.
 

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« Reply #109 on: 03/06/2008 14:13:52 »
perhaps something more acute?
 

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« Reply #110 on: 03/06/2008 20:35:38 »
perhaps something more acute?

Like a cute beaver?
 

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« Reply #111 on: 03/06/2008 20:56:55 »
No an acute pain!
 

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« Reply #112 on: 03/06/2008 20:58:49 »
In the neck? Just call him JimBob.
 

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« Reply #113 on: 04/06/2008 00:23:29 »
easily substituted are the monikers Dr. Beaver or Make It Lady
 

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« Reply #114 on: 04/06/2008 08:01:09 »
Or Moniker Lewinsky?
 

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« Reply #115 on: 04/06/2008 17:00:42 »
the last person most defiantly - the type of work for which she earned notoriety is very strenuous on the neck - worse than bobbing for apples.
 

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« Reply #116 on: 04/06/2008 20:19:04 »
How do you know?
 

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« Reply #117 on: 04/06/2008 22:48:38 »
the last person most defiantly - the type of work for which she earned notoriety is very strenuous on the neck - worse than bobbing for apples.

But nothing happened. Clinton said so.
 

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« Reply #118 on: 04/06/2008 23:56:04 »
How do you know?

i have been served - they complain

the last person most defiantly - the type of work for which she earned notoriety is very strenuous on the neck - worse than bobbing for apples.

But nothing happened. Clinton said so.

and you, sir, never lived in England, right?
 

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« Reply #119 on: 05/06/2008 20:32:06 »
the last person most defiantly - the type of work for which she earned notoriety is very strenuous on the neck - worse than bobbing for apples.

But nothing happened. Clinton said so.
I thought you meant moaning Moniker, but I guess they are interchangeable too!
 

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« Reply #120 on: 06/06/2008 07:48:32 »
How do you know?

i have been served - they complain

the last person most defiantly - the type of work for which she earned notoriety is very strenuous on the neck - worse than bobbing for apples.

But nothing happened. Clinton said so.

and you, sir, never lived in England, right?

Surely you are not suggesting that the leader of the free world would be dishonest!  [:0]
 

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« Reply #121 on: 06/06/2008 18:39:18 »
Is the Lord Mayor of London a complete and total one-of-a-kind showman?

(This is akin to the question "does a wild bear defecate in the woods?")
 

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« Reply #122 on: 06/06/2008 19:41:54 »
Is the Lord Mayor of London a complete and total one-of-a-kind showman?

(This is akin to the question "does a wild bear defecate in the woods?")

He most definitely is. He is also one of that rare breed - a politician who says what he thinks.

The scariest thing is that he is a clone of his father. In this photo, Dad is nearer the camera & Boris is in the background

 

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« Reply #123 on: 06/06/2008 20:02:05 »
At least they are playing the greatest court game ever - squash. I was a ranking player in college. Loved it - fast, furious and requiring a LOT of skill.
 

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« Reply #124 on: 06/06/2008 20:13:04 »
Lot of skill? The first time I played I demolished a Pakistani who'd been playing for 20 years (after 20 years playing he was knackered  :D )
 

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