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« Reply #125 on: 07/06/2008 02:59:36 »
That's the Doc I know and love. Kick 'em while they are down!
 

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« Reply #126 on: 07/06/2008 18:38:59 »
Please be kind enough as to keep love out of this!
 

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« Reply #127 on: 07/06/2008 20:42:00 »
what's the matter snookums? Afraid everyone will know?
 

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« Reply #128 on: 08/06/2008 21:13:30 »
No flies on me, buddy. What worries me is what they'll find out about you!
 

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« Reply #129 on: 08/06/2008 22:11:27 »
that would be a shame - they would realize what a looser you really are
 

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« Reply #130 on: 08/06/2008 22:48:31 »
But at least I can spell "LOSER"
 

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« Reply #131 on: 09/06/2008 01:44:49 »
the extra "o" was for emphasis
 

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« Reply #132 on: 09/06/2008 11:05:34 »
ooooooooooow!
 

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« Reply #133 on: 09/06/2008 13:29:37 »
YOU SEE, BEVE, EVEN SHE GOT IT.
 

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« Reply #134 on: 10/06/2008 07:54:20 »
YOU SEE, BEVE, EVEN SHE GOT IT.

Better make an appointment with the doctor, then.
 

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« Reply #135 on: 10/06/2008 12:04:55 »
why?
 

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« Reply #136 on: 10/06/2008 22:25:31 »
He didn't get it!
 

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« Reply #137 on: 11/06/2008 03:12:05 »
nope - getting slow
 

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« Reply #138 on: 11/06/2008 22:45:26 »
Obviously as you can't dodge gates anymore.
 

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« Reply #139 on: 12/06/2008 02:36:24 »
i thought that was self-evident. so reaching that startling conclusion you made in the previous post is not a great leap of intellect - in fact it is more like a snail moving 1/100th of an inch - down-hill - than a leap.
 

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« Reply #140 on: 12/06/2008 17:24:33 »
That is fast for a snail. Snailist as well as trollist. Next you will be insulting Beavers.
 

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« Reply #141 on: 12/06/2008 23:03:24 »
most likely - but dissing trolls is so much fun!
 

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« Reply #142 on: 13/06/2008 06:12:23 »
Why do I sense impending beaver abuse?
 

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« Reply #143 on: 13/06/2008 16:15:04 »
I don't know. I would prefer to turn on the troll for a change. she's had it easy for a while.
 

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« Reply #144 on: 14/06/2008 05:51:34 »
Take pity on her. She's got a new job.
 

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« Reply #145 on: 14/06/2008 14:47:39 »
What new job, torturing prisoners at the local library under the guise of education?
 

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« Reply #146 on: 15/06/2008 22:51:35 »
You don't seem to understand what a library is! Prisoners are not kept in libraries, books are. Bossy librarians are not warders, they are simply there to be unhelpful when you need to find a book or to fine you when you forget to bring back a book. Libraries now contain DVDs and have access to the internet. It is hardly Guantanamo Bay is it!
 

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« Reply #147 on: 16/06/2008 03:21:06 »
Actually, yes.  Under the Geneva Convention, they are places of torture where one can be ejected for clearing one's throat too loudly, or having a scratchy ink pen.
 

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« Reply #148 on: 18/06/2008 16:20:12 »
I guess it depends what you have in your throat!!
 

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« Reply #149 on: 18/06/2008 22:14:31 »
Go into a library and ask them to reserve "Fly Fishing" by J R Hartley.
 

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