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« Reply #50 on: 16/05/2008 14:34:00 »
Oh Ben, I think you must be hormonal too. You are very truculent at the moment. *Awaits insult involving the words old, cow, hag or/and bag*

But one must agree with these two fine chaps that have taken the cheap shots at Le Castor during my absence.

Fellas you are to be congratulate. Well Done!

Now, seeing that I have worked over 12 hours and driven 186 miles this evening - I am off to bed, a happy, well-doshed up geologist. (With a new HP laptop, 4 Gig RAM, 250 Gig HDD, and 1 Meg video memory with other pluses. Unfortunately, Vista is installed - haven't opened th box yet - Will do so on the morrow.) It was part of the terms of a project I put together. I think I am going to have some fun doing this.)

More cutting insults when I am freshly rested. Unsheathe your rapier, rodent.

 
ooow! look at the size of my hard drive! And as for unsheathing things, please put it away, you don't know where it's been.
 

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« Reply #51 on: 16/05/2008 16:44:17 »
....lol i guess...
 

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« Reply #52 on: 16/05/2008 16:46:35 »
Oh Ben, I think you must be hormonal too. You are very truculent at the moment. *Awaits insult involving the words old, cow, hag or/and bag*

But one must agree with these two fine chaps that have taken the cheap shots at Le Castor during my absence.

Fellas you are to be congratulate. Well Done!

Now, seeing that I have worked over 12 hours and driven 186 miles this evening - I am off to bed, a happy, well-doshed up geologist. (With a new HP laptop, 4 Gig RAM, 250 Gig HDD, and 1 Meg video memory with other pluses. Unfortunately, Vista is installed - haven't opened th box yet - Will do so on the morrow.) It was part of the terms of a project I put together. I think I am going to have some fun doing this.)

More cutting insults when I am freshly rested. Unsheathe your rapier, rodent.

 

And as for you, you old rock-fiddler... bring it!

Ignoring you would be a much better strategy. It would put you in your place - you are really not worth messing with.
 

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« Reply #53 on: 17/05/2008 21:56:32 »
Oh I don't know. I'd mess with him.
 

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« Reply #54 on: 18/05/2008 01:20:18 »
Perhaps you are correct - any suggestions? The more raunchy the better.

 

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« Reply #55 on: 18/05/2008 22:13:41 »
We could brand all his sheep, oh I read ranchy and you meant......
 

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« Reply #56 on: 19/05/2008 03:03:06 »
Corectamundo, senora.
 

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« Reply #57 on: 19/05/2008 20:03:41 »
Oh Ben, I think you must be hormonal too. You are very truculent at the moment. *Awaits insult involving the words old, cow, hag or/and bag*

But one must agree with these two fine chaps that have taken the cheap shots at Le Castor during my absence.


"Cheap" is an understatement. Their shots came from the Walmart Bargain Bin.
 

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« Reply #58 on: 19/05/2008 22:51:11 »
Cheap shots!!! where line them up barman and I'll down them in no time.
 

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« Reply #59 on: 20/05/2008 05:22:16 »
They were still well done and VERY meaningful - "from the mouth's of babes ..."
 

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« Reply #60 on: 20/05/2008 13:13:03 »
Cheap shots!!! where line them up barman and I'll down them in no time.
Only if you can somehow bring yourself to stay focused for more than 5 seconds.
 

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« Reply #61 on: 20/05/2008 16:28:53 »
Beaver's don't have that long of an attention span.
 

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« Reply #62 on: 20/05/2008 21:51:14 »
They were still well done

I prefer mine rare.
 

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« Reply #63 on: 20/05/2008 21:51:48 »
Beaver's don't have that long of an attention span.

Who said we don't have... oh look, a tree!
 

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« Reply #64 on: 21/05/2008 01:47:40 »
The above posts speak for themselves.

JimBob the Conquerer
 

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« Reply #65 on: 21/05/2008 08:13:09 »
Conqueror?
 

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« Reply #66 on: 21/05/2008 19:04:29 »
Of course - denial is the way of coping by the conquered.
 

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« Reply #67 on: 21/05/2008 23:30:04 »
I love a game of conkers. I've pickled mine in vinegar.
 

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« Reply #68 on: 22/05/2008 03:14:15 »
I do believe you may have pickled yourself in gin and Guinness.
 

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« Reply #69 on: 22/05/2008 07:51:23 »
Of course - denial is the way of coping by the conquered.

Don't talk piffle. The only denial going on around here is your refusing to admit that beavers are superior creatures.
 

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« Reply #70 on: 22/05/2008 14:31:41 »
I just took my heart pills. I need them with the sock accompanying the reading of the above statement. I is the most outrageous claim I have ever seen.

I, on the other hand, would never claim Texan superiority. We just have a better place to live than moldy, damp, wet, cold and miserable England.  As for beavers being superior - if they were ever so considered. If they are so superior, why did the Romans burn the castor glands of said animals to abort unwanted fetuses? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum) We have discussed this before, I believe.
 

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« Reply #71 on: 22/05/2008 20:34:41 »
If they are so superior, why did the Romans burn the castor glands of said animals to abort unwanted fetuses? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum) We have discussed this before, I believe.

And where are the Romans now? Beavers, on the other hand, are still around & thriving.
 

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« Reply #72 on: 23/05/2008 04:08:24 »
In their mud homes - yes, they are. Civilized people at least live where they don't wallow in the mud on the floor all the time.
 

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« Reply #73 on: 23/05/2008 08:13:35 »
In their mud homes

"Environmentally friendly domiciles"
 

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« Reply #74 on: 23/05/2008 16:50:49 »
RIIIIIGHT! Sure they are. I believe that as much as I believe that Queen Elizabeth is Turkish in heritage.
 

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