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« Reply #25 on: 23/05/2008 17:52:07 »
Is that a photo of Ann Diamond on a bad day?

No it is Sharon's sister holding a flying dildo. Sharon doesn't have any hands so her sister needs to hold the dildo. (remember, Sharon looks like a plastic bottle.)



Do you live permanently in the gutter?

I agree Doc, JimBob has taken that to far.
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« Reply #26 on: 23/05/2008 19:25:05 »
And ..... ?

According to you, Houston is "civilised".
 

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« Reply #27 on: 24/05/2008 01:22:43 »
I think the website should be http://www.makeitscience.co.uk/


Jimbob, all I can say is my fingers on this picture are giving you a very British salute. Can I flog him first?

Ah! - Churchill's "V" For victor
 

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« Reply #28 on: 24/05/2008 01:24:47 »
And ..... ?

According to you, Houston is "civilised".

Only Small parts of it.

"civilized" according to the dictionary I use (the one that came with Mozilla.)
 

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« Reply #29 on: 24/05/2008 08:36:39 »
And ..... ?

According to you, Houston is "civilised".

Only Small parts of it.

"civilized" according to the dictionary I use (the one that came with Mozilla.)

Ah, an American dictionary. That explains it.
 

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« Reply #30 on: 25/05/2008 03:13:58 »
Ah, American! As if "Colonial" were a dirty word. Not even Jaguar isn't even English, nor Land Rover or "All That is English."
 

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« Reply #31 on: 25/05/2008 11:31:50 »
Not even Jaguar isn't even English,

Let me put that through my Extremely Bad English machine to see if it can make any sense out of it.
 

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« Reply #32 on: 25/05/2008 18:10:03 »
You Brits are good at the extremely bad English machine - Never buy an English auto of any make unless it comes with a mechanic named "Percy"
 

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« Reply #33 on: 25/05/2008 20:53:50 »
hmmm... let me see.

Aston Martin? 1 of the best marques in the world.
Morgan? Hand-built by old school craftsmen.
Lotus? OK, Lotus are rubbish at reliability.
TVR? Bits fall off them all the time because they don't fit properly. Oh, wait a minute... they're built from American parts, aren't they. Anyway, TVR is owned by a Canadian these days. Well known for building cars, Canadians are.

Now, where was I? Oh yes...

Nissan Micra? 1 of the most reliable cars in the world. Built in NE England.
Mini? Wonderful little car and incredibly reliable. Built in Oxford.
Noble? You can't fault them. (OK, they're built in South Africa; but designed in Britain. However, they have now been bought by an American company based in Cincinatti but will continue to be bult in South Africa)
Ascari? A supercar to rival Ferrari & Lamborghini. Built in Banbury
Marcos? Face-stripping acceleration from this supercar.
Pro-drive Subaru Impreza WRC? Banbury again.

And all of the above can actually go round corners and don't need a sports stadium to do a U-turn!

American cars are still in the Dark Ages. For instance, the new Mustang has a live rear axle. WTF! Europeans got rid of those suicidal contraptions decades ago!

And when it comes to bhp per cc, the Americans are waaaaay behind. Pro-drive get over 500bhp from a 2litre 4-cylinder engine. Americans need 8litre V8s to get that much power.
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« Reply #34 on: 26/05/2008 01:25:51 »
"Yes, go back to bestial behavior. Typical of the underclass who just cant take a joke. Corporal punishment has renounced by civilized people for over a century - except in Singapore."

The ultimate in corporal punishment is the death penalty- still used in the USA- notably by a Mr Bush.

Most civilised states have given it up. I believe most of them also have lower murder rates.

If we want a debate about the death penalty let's put it in its own thread and leave this one to congratulate the originator.

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« Reply #35 on: 26/05/2008 10:58:08 »
Thankyou, I was wondering when someone would notice me drumming my fingers in the corner.
 

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« Reply #36 on: 26/05/2008 14:03:25 »
Thankyou, I was wondering when someone would notice me drumming my fingers in the corner.

I wondered who was making that annoying racket.
 

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« Reply #37 on: 26/05/2008 16:44:01 »
Anything for attention.
 

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« Reply #38 on: 26/05/2008 18:14:57 »
Thankyou, I was wondering when someone would notice me drumming my fingers in the corner.

I wondered who was making that annoying racket.
Yes it is my side business. I make them for Tim to use at Wimbledon.
 

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« Reply #39 on: 26/05/2008 18:16:16 »
Anything for attention.
Yes the rackets do need a good tension.
 

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« Reply #40 on: 26/05/2008 23:59:37 »
Thankyou, I was wondering when someone would notice me drumming my fingers in the corner.

I wondered who was making that annoying racket.
Yes it is my side business. I make them for Tim to use at Wimbledon.

Pity he's retired then
 

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« Reply #41 on: 27/05/2008 20:24:46 »
Nonsense.....come on Tim!
 

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« Reply #42 on: 27/05/2008 23:24:45 »
He retired last September.
 

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« Reply #43 on: 28/05/2008 12:14:59 »
*sob* so I've been making these rackets for nothing then? Damn, another failed business!
 

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« Reply #44 on: 28/05/2008 19:03:28 »
Sic transit gloria mundi
 

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« Reply #45 on: 29/05/2008 16:50:43 »
You have been plagiarizing Edmond Rostand again, I see. The phrase is spoken by the character Bellerose in the play Cyrano de Bergerac by Edmond Rostand to comment on the defeat of Valvert by Cyrano.

(Blaster creature cannot even be original - plagiarizing hack Latin phrases.)
 

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« Reply #46 on: 29/05/2008 17:00:44 »
ooow! Hark at her!
 

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« Reply #47 on: 30/05/2008 07:41:27 »
I though "sic transit gloria mundi" meant vomiting exuberantly in a van at the beginning of the week.
 

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« Reply #48 on: 30/05/2008 15:27:00 »
See, plagiarism - he has provided the proof himself! The Beve didn't even know what he was saying! GAWD. The imbecility of some creatures!
 

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« Reply #49 on: 30/05/2008 19:20:26 »
"The Beve" [sic] knew exactly what he was saying. I merely feigned ignorance and you walked straight into my trap.
 

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