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« Reply #25 on: 02/06/2008 20:13:45 »
ok, that does it! I thought you were being nice to be but the Beaver has become *itchy. (*=b)

i still like the pout, though, and the face mask - well absolutely astonishing - it looks so real!

i think the cammo a bit over the top - just a touch too much




Gosh, DoctorB this certainly is a change of image.....your beautiful! The question is does the carpet match the curtains or does the Beaver match the Beaver?
 

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« Reply #26 on: 02/06/2008 20:51:53 »
You're so vulgar
 

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« Reply #27 on: 02/06/2008 22:41:21 »
From the notebooks of Leonardo Da Vinci...
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We read of the beaver that when it is pursued, knowing that it is
for the virtue [contained] in its medicinal testicles and not being
able to escape, it stops; and to be at peace with its pursuers, it
bites off its testicles with its sharp teeth, and leaves them to its
enemies
http://www.fullbooks.com/The-Notebooks-of-Leonardo-Da-Vinci-Volumex53226.html

[BTW this is not true: it's a load of b*ll*cks  :)]
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« Reply #28 on: 02/06/2008 23:02:12 »
What the fek did DaVinci know about beavers? How many beavers were there in renaissance Italy? (Before anyone gets pedantic with me, I know Italy didn't exist as a cohesive whole in those days. There were just a lot of city states.)

DaVinci wouldn't even have recognised a beaver had one jumped up and bit his nose.

"Gott im Himmel!", he would have cried in alarm as the furry assailant disappeared through a large hole in the skirting board of his studio (DaVinci was actually German, by the way. He only pretended to be Italian so he could have his wicked Teutonic way with one of those sultry Borgia wenches.), "Was ist das? Ich nicht das ganja schmoken yechts."
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« Reply #29 on: 02/06/2008 23:09:28 »
What the fek did DaVinci know about beavers? How many beavers were there in renaissance Italy?

Leo said he "read" about this gonad-gnashing beaver-behaviour, presumably from the renaissance version of Wikipedia  :)
 

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« Reply #30 on: 02/06/2008 23:13:06 »
What the fek did DaVinci know about beavers? How many beavers were there in renaissance Italy?

Leo said he "read" about this gonad-gnashing beaver-behaviour, presumably from the renaissance version of Wikipedia  :)

In Il Beano.
 

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« Reply #31 on: 03/06/2008 00:58:52 »
What the fek did DaVinci know about beavers? How many beavers were there in renaissance Italy? (Before anyone gets pedantic with me, I know Italy didn't exist as a cohesive whole in those days. There were just a lot of city states.)

DaVinci wouldn't even have recognised a beaver had one jumped up and bit his nose.

"Gott im Himmel!", he would have cried in alarm as the furry assailant disappeared through a large hole in the skirting board of his studio (DaVinci was actually German, by the way. He only pretended to be Italian so he could have his wicked Teutonic way with one of those sultry Borgia wenches.), "Was ist das? Ich nicht das ganja schmoken yechts."

I do believe DaVici spoke Italian, not German.

(educating beavers - what a waste of time and money.)
 

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« Reply #32 on: 03/06/2008 07:53:19 »
JimmyBobby - Do pay attention. I explained that. DaVinci was GERMAN!
 

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« Reply #33 on: 03/06/2008 14:22:06 »
I see. You have been reading "The History of the World" by Kermit the Frog
 

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« Reply #34 on: 03/06/2008 16:43:12 »
Da Vinci was Italian !!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonardo_da_Vinci



Talented too, in fact he had drawings for helicopters even then WoW !!!!!!!!
 

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« Reply #35 on: 03/06/2008 17:39:19 »
it's ok, rosalind, interspecies communication is always a difficult process for the lower life-form. they just cannot come up to human standards. it is always a failing proposition.
 

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« Reply #36 on: 03/06/2008 17:42:12 »
What the fek did DaVinci know about beavers? How many beavers were there in renaissance Italy? (Before anyone gets pedantic with me, I know Italy didn't exist as a cohesive whole in those days. There were just a lot of city states.)

DaVinci wouldn't even have recognised a beaver had one jumped up and bit his nose.

"Gott im Himmel!", he would have cried in alarm as the furry assailant disappeared through a large hole in the skirting board of his studio (DaVinci was actually German, by the way. He only pretended to be Italian so he could have his wicked Teutonic way with one of those sultry Borgia wenches.), "Was ist das? Ich nicht das ganja schmoken yechts."
This explains why a lot of Italian statues have their noses missing, seems there was a vicious nose biting beaver on the loose. I wonder if he had plum hair.
 

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« Reply #37 on: 03/06/2008 20:37:41 »
it's ok, rosalind, interspecies communication is always a difficult process for the lower life-form. they just cannot come up to human standards. it is always a failing proposition.

You people-type things are soooo indoctrinated & narrow-minded!
 

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« Reply #38 on: 03/06/2008 21:09:47 »
Dr Plum you better be careful in the library or Professor Green (JimBob) might use his cluedo weapon of chose on you. I wonder which one he would choose?
 

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« Reply #39 on: 03/06/2008 21:54:58 »
Dr Plum you better be careful in the library or Professor Green (JimBob) might use his cluedo weapon of chose on you. I wonder which one he would choose?

Sharon this might suit Dr Plum or (Jimbob) or what ever he wishes Da Vinci to be. Yes I can work things out well.

 

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« Reply #40 on: 04/06/2008 00:35:05 »
this is just way too off topic - it started becoming bizzar after le Castor began going off wildly on DaVinci

Even for people such as I it is way too "out of bounds"
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« Reply #41 on: 04/06/2008 00:48:44 »
this is just way too off topic - it started becoming bizzar after le Castor began going off wildly on DaVinci

Even for people such as I it is way too "out of bounds"

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
 

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« Reply #42 on: 04/06/2008 08:02:12 »
this is just way too off topic - it started becoming bizzar after le Castor began going off wildly on DaVinci

Even for people such as I it is way too "out of bounds"

You need to start "thinking outside the box"

By the way, Marco Polo was Irish.
 

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« Reply #43 on: 04/06/2008 17:08:18 »
no wonder his trip to China lasted over 23 years - he got so drunk he couldn't find his way back!
 

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« Reply #44 on: 04/06/2008 18:38:53 »
be contented with what you have.
 

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« Reply #45 on: 05/06/2008 15:38:49 »
which means?
 

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« Reply #46 on: 05/06/2008 20:11:53 »
Dr Plum you better be careful in the library or Professor Green (JimBob) might use his cluedo weapon of chose on you. I wonder which one he would choose?

Sharon this might suit Dr Plum or (Jimbob) or what ever he wishes Da Vinci to be. Yes I can work things out well.



He looks a little like an older version of JimBob. Anyway, Beaver could put us back on track with a nice picture of his hair. It doesn't even have to be on his head.

Were any of the cluedo characters gay? Just wondering.
 

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« Reply #47 on: 06/06/2008 07:46:15 »
Dr Plum you better be careful in the library or Professor Green (JimBob) might use his cluedo weapon of chose on you. I wonder which one he would choose?

Sharon this might suit Dr Plum or (Jimbob) or what ever he wishes Da Vinci to be. Yes I can work things out well.



He looks a little like an older version of JimBob.

There is no such thing as an "older version of JimBob" outside of the fossil record.
 

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« Reply #48 on: 06/06/2008 19:57:58 »

Oh, yes there is. One of my former bodies is entombed in Westminster Abbey in the crypt pictured below. In order to contribute to the world's knowledge, I change guises and bodies to do more for others. It is why I was created.



 

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« Reply #49 on: 06/06/2008 20:08:51 »
You prat
 

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