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« Reply #75 on: 13/06/2008 06:06:00 »
Down with formica, down with granite!

Agreed. They taste horrible.
 

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« Reply #76 on: 13/06/2008 16:09:34 »
now, now, you just haven't eaten granite fixed properly - with capers, artichokes, a little lemon and peanut butter.

magnificent!
 

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« Reply #77 on: 14/06/2008 05:50:51 »
You're not exactly an epicure, are you.
 

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« Reply #78 on: 14/06/2008 14:43:05 »
Did I say peanut butter? I should have said sour cream. My apologies.
 

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« Reply #79 on: 15/06/2008 23:01:07 »
And so you should. Peanut butter indeed. Geeves, throw another American on the fire!
 

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« Reply #80 on: 16/06/2008 03:58:07 »
Oh, Geeves! She's trying to ordering you around again, isn't she? Damned nuisance woman. As long as your up and started at the task, you may as well put that crazy, uppity, woman to the fire instead. This crazy Brit peasantry: shes putting on airs, as well. Can't have them run around acting as if they can actually make a difference in the world for their Town Council, now, can we? They may actually think the Magna Carta really existed and applies to THEM!

As for that man who thinks he is a anteater - oh, beaver you say, Geeves - beaver it is; send his sorry tail - he, he - (that's a joke, Geeves) up to Scotland to live among the wet bracken along with that nutter chap who had his teeth filed to points, his skin totally tattooed with leopard spots and who chases down wild animals for food. Actually lives nude all year long thinking he's a leopard! Simply daft, he is. Another daft fellow to keep him company or keep him fed won't hurt, doesn't matter to me.

And Geeves, before the end of the day make sure my private jet is fueled with the pilots completely ready to take me back to Texas tomorrow. Must resume my disguise and stay in character for a favorable outcome for the mission. England needs the oil.

 

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« Reply #81 on: 16/06/2008 05:02:18 »
totally tattooed with leopard spots and who chases down wild animals for food.
Leopard Man actually hunts down his meals at the local shop...
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/44090/the_leopard_man/

A local shop for local people...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gCJcqnuUawE&feature=related :)
« Last Edit: 16/06/2008 05:07:02 by RD »
 

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« Reply #82 on: 17/06/2008 03:08:40 »
he's still quite balmy, as is ....
 

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« Reply #83 on: 17/06/2008 22:22:48 »
Yes he is like a warm summers day, isn't he?
 

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« Reply #84 on: 17/06/2008 22:36:16 »
And so you should. Peanut butter indeed. Geeves, throw another American on the fire!

That reminds me of the Blackadder episode with Lord & Lady Whiteadder.

"Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics"

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« Reply #85 on: 18/06/2008 02:32:13 »
Or pagans.
 

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« Reply #86 on: 18/06/2008 15:57:25 »
No, Catholics have the advantage of leaving the room smelling of that stuff they wave over the alter rail.
 

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« Reply #87 on: 18/06/2008 22:09:42 »
 

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« Reply #88 on: 18/06/2008 22:12:34 »
I've shaved all my hair off !

 

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« Reply #89 on: 18/06/2008 22:24:00 »
I've shaved all my hair off !



That wouldn't have taken long - unless you're talking about body hair.
 

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« Reply #90 on: 18/06/2008 22:24:22 »
No, Catholics have the advantage of leaving the room smelling of that stuff they wave over the alter rail.

Fish paste?
 

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« Reply #91 on: 18/06/2008 22:55:48 »
They don't wave fish paste about only if Peter and Simon haven't had a good catch.

You know what I mean that handbag thingy that looks like it is on fire.
 

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« Reply #92 on: 18/06/2008 23:05:17 »
You know what I mean that handbag thingy that looks like it is on fire.

That's an incensitive remark about Catholic rituals :)
 

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« Reply #93 on: 18/06/2008 23:06:06 »
INCENSE thats it, they smell of incense. Going back to hair, why does it smell so bad when you burn it?
 

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« Reply #94 on: 22/06/2008 03:05:35 »
I don't know. have you asked a burning Jesuit?
 

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« Reply #95 on: 22/06/2008 15:15:42 »
No I'm trying to give them up.
 

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« Reply #96 on: 22/06/2008 16:09:27 »
good idea, they are learned BUT about half the time they are incorrect in their answers, anyway.
 

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« Reply #97 on: 22/06/2008 22:58:19 »

You know what I mean that handbag thingy that looks like it is on fire.

It's called a thurible
 

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« Reply #98 on: 23/06/2008 02:04:13 »
It's called a thurible

Those pesky things reproduce at an incredible rate  :) ....
 

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« Reply #99 on: 23/06/2008 08:05:10 »
It's called a thurible

Those pesky things reproduce at an incredible rate  :) ....


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