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« Reply #50 on: 13/12/2008 17:46:45 »
Shoes don't work. They're on JSA.  :D
 

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« Reply #51 on: 14/12/2008 16:47:22 »
"It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in."
(My Grandad)

"Silence reigned and we all got wet."
(My ex father in law)
 

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« Reply #52 on: 14/12/2008 17:05:43 »
Speaking of silense - "Silence is golden". Erm... no it's not. You can't see it (unless you have synaesthesia maybe?)
 

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« Reply #53 on: 14/12/2008 21:19:26 »
"Time is money"
Quick tell a physicist they have been wasting their TIME trying to figure out what it is.
 

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« Reply #54 on: 14/12/2008 22:48:32 »
Mrs blakestyger is synaethesic and she reckons that silence is white - but can't say why.
 

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« Reply #55 on: 14/12/2008 23:40:56 »
"Silence is white" doesn't have the same ring to it
 

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« Reply #56 on: 15/12/2008 08:31:52 »
Mrs blakestyger is synaethesic and she reckons that silence is white - but can't say why.

I have a little too - Tuesday is yellow, Thursday is greeny, and Friday is red. Most odd numbers are blue/green, whilst most evens are red or yellow. Weird, huh?
 

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« Reply #57 on: 15/12/2008 17:37:11 »
What colour is Make it Lady?
 

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« Reply #58 on: 15/12/2008 17:41:17 »
What colour is Make it Lady?

Green around the gills
 

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