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« on: 04/06/2008 22:45:46 »
Muslim extremist cleric Abu Hamza al-Masri, known as The Hook, whoalready serving a prison sentence for terrorist offences, is to appear in court again. The prosecution is being brought by the RSPCA after Abu Hamza stroked the prison governor's cat.



(This thread may be totally false & was started merely for the humour value afforded by Abu Hamza's hook)


 

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« Reply #1 on: 04/06/2008 23:53:25 »
hating cats as you do, whose side are you on?
 

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« Reply #2 on: 05/06/2008 03:51:26 »
I'm not sure which is more dangerous, upsetting those engaged in jihad, or upsetting cat lovers  :)
 

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« Reply #3 on: 05/06/2008 18:30:34 »
That's very funny - he could also get into trouble if he ever had the patience to indulge in foreplay.
 

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« Reply #4 on: 05/06/2008 19:51:42 »
Just scratching his own backside has got to be tricky...very tricky.
 

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« Reply #5 on: 05/06/2008 23:01:55 »
I'd love to see a video of him being forgetful when wiping his bottom after a dump!  :D
 

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« Reply #6 on: 05/06/2008 23:06:03 »
I think he should have his present hook replaced with a grappling hook. Then make him wipe his arse. No escape in any direction!
 

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« Reply #7 on: 06/06/2008 00:19:21 »
Is Abu Hambza Grappling for the truth as he sees it with his "hook"
of justice, LOL LOL Joke
 

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« Reply #8 on: 06/06/2008 07:49:21 »
Wouldn't it be fun to magnetise his hook!  :D
 

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« Reply #9 on: 06/06/2008 18:42:35 »
It would be more fun to sharpen the hook's point to the sharpness of a surgical blade and then watch him scratch his gonads.
 

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« Reply #10 on: 06/06/2008 19:44:13 »
Magnetic and sharp  ;D
 

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« Reply #11 on: 07/06/2008 01:05:00 »
It would then be appropriate to infest him with crabs, arthropods that grow in pubic hair.

From what I understand, it is a very itchy type of infestation.
 

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« Reply #12 on: 07/06/2008 08:36:50 »
It would then be appropriate to infest him with crabs, arthropods that grow in pubic hair.

From what I understand, it is a very itchy type of infestation.

That's just plain nasty. Well done!
 

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« Reply #13 on: 07/06/2008 10:57:10 »
It would then be appropriate to infest him with crabs, arthropods that grow in pubic hair.

From what I understand, it is a very itchy type of infestation.

Personal experience perhaps Jim?
 

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« Reply #14 on: 07/06/2008 13:01:53 »
Or in his facial hair so he'll have to use the "hook" to scratch his face with.
 

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« Reply #15 on: 07/06/2008 16:39:56 »
It would then be appropriate to infest him with crabs, arthropods that grow in pubic hair.

From what I understand, it is a very itchy type of infestation.


Personal experience perhaps Jim?


No, but in college I did have some VERY rowdy fraternity brothers. The stuff they got into while I was passed out on the floor.
 

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« Reply #16 on: 07/06/2008 19:03:48 »
I don't think we want to know (although Karen may)
 

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« Reply #17 on: 07/06/2008 21:20:28 »
heck, I don't know all of it, just second hand info after the fact.
 

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« Reply #18 on: 08/06/2008 21:22:28 »
heck, I don't know all of it, just second hand info after the fact.

Second hand? Something Abu Hamza hasn't got!
 

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« Reply #19 on: 08/06/2008 22:22:33 »
quite observant of you, Beve
 

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« Reply #20 on: 09/06/2008 20:38:45 »
OK guys, the bloke might be an absolute S**T, but when did that become a valid reason to take the piss out of his disability?

 

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« Reply #21 on: 10/06/2008 01:44:23 »
As a person with a sever physical disability - one that nearly prevented me from working at any meaningful job, I can tell you from personal experience that laughter is the best tonic for a cripple like me. It keeps me sane, keeps things in perspective and prevents me from feeling sorry for myself. Should I dwell on the negative, let someone calling me a cripple get to me or loose my sense of humor, I wouldn't be able to survive.

the fact that this guy is a Muslim, the fact he has no right hand is quit ironic. cutting off the right hand for theft is a sever punishment under Sahria law - it means that he is outcast from eating from the community plate. The left hand is used to clean one's self after defecation.

Besides, political correctness is being carried to such silly extremes these days it should be rethought. Some things are hurtful - but they are few and far between and usually have a LONG historical context.

the fact a fried calls me "Gimpy" is actually a compliment to me. he knows that i am comfortable enough with my situation that there is no need to defend anything.
 

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« Reply #22 on: 10/06/2008 22:33:02 »
If we were criticising his religion then that would be worse than criticising his disability. Religious problems come with centuries of Historical bagage. It is like comparing criticising someone because they have ginger hair with calling a black guy the N word. The magnitude is greater due to historical context.
 

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« Reply #23 on: 11/06/2008 20:00:09 »
OK, so I'm a hypocrite, but I can't resist this.
"As a person with a sever physical disability " Sorry JimBob, you may have a severe disability, but Abu Hamza's is  more sever.
 

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« Reply #24 on: 12/06/2008 02:17:06 »
touche! - mine is quite sever, esp. what they did to cure my prostate cancer. now they shouldn't do that to a dog ....... well, they do do it to dogs, don't they?
 

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