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« Reply #25 on: 22/06/2008 21:30:09 »
yeh, believe that, go to London, call someone cock and you'll be lucky to live for the next hour!
 

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« Reply #26 on: 23/06/2008 03:26:17 »
You've lost me!

Cock in London is a term of indearment used for people you wish to talk to but don't know the name of. I think it comes from Cock Sparrow but a Cockney will have to put me right. I think it is like saying boss.

A popular joke goes:

Man 1: Have you got the time on ya cock?
Man 2: No it is on my wrist like everyone else.

So when people call you Mrs Cock they are actually calling you Mrs Boss.
 

Hmmmm, according to hubby I am a very bossy wife.  I fail to see the problem with that.

yeh, believe that, go to London, call someone cock and you'll be lucky to live for the next hour!

While I was in London I was called Mrs. Cock several times, and they all said it with a smile on their face.  Wish I had known then I was being called Mrs. Boss.
 

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« Reply #27 on: 23/06/2008 21:02:51 »
Can any Brits back me up on this one. I am not pulling anyones dangler!
 

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« Reply #28 on: 24/06/2008 00:05:22 »
You know you want to say it, go on, type "cock"
 

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« Reply #29 on: 24/06/2008 15:13:07 »
Look chickens lay eggs and cross roads so leave that poor animal alone, it will never learn to type. If you could get a cock to type that would be worth crowing about!
 

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« Reply #30 on: 25/06/2008 01:06:45 »
how profound!

you think much?
 

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« Reply #31 on: 25/06/2008 06:29:03 »
Today my Dad had a heart attack, so I'm in a Georgia hotel now.  When I got to the hospital and to his room this evening, my Mom, brother and family friend were there.  After I had been there a few minutes a very sweet...and not so funny nurse walked in and looked at me and said "you must be Mr. Cash's daughter....Miss Credit!" ....as if I had never heard that joke before, but my Dad thought it was funny (probably because she was somewhat cute and flirted with him).   Without missing a beat, my brother, the ass of the family said "nope, she's a cock!"  I thought my poor, perverted dad was going to fall out of the bed laughing!
 

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« Reply #32 on: 25/06/2008 06:32:59 »
OH My Gawwwwd Carolyn.. so sorry.... How is he doing? Sounds like he is one tough guy, with a good sense of humor! I am so sorry about the heart attack!
 

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« Reply #33 on: 25/06/2008 17:45:28 »
Aren't nurses supposed to keep heart attack patients calm, not do a full stand up routine at the end of the bed with added flirting. It is a wonder he didn't have another heart attack.

Get will soon Mr Cash and I love your new Album.
 

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