The Naked Scientists

The Naked Scientists Forum

Author Topic: The worst example yet  (Read 24147 times)

Offline DoctorBeaver

  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *******
  • Posts: 12656
  • Thanked: 3 times
  • A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #75 on: 09/07/2008 18:34:45 »
HA... I pay the butler!  [^]
 

Offline Make it Lady

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4050
  • Hands-on fun for everyone!
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #76 on: 09/07/2008 21:33:47 »
How outré!

Would the Butler please remove this fellow from the club? Even as a member's guest, he cannot make comments about a lady, no matter how true, that are crude.

I thought he was a guest's member!
 

Offline JimBob

  • Global Moderator
  • Neilep Level Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6564
  • Thanked: 7 times
  • Moderator
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #77 on: 10/07/2008 00:22:51 »
How outré!

Would the Butler please remove this fellow from the club? Even as a member's guest, he cannot make comments about a lady, no matter how true, that are crude.

I thought he was a guest's member!

This must definitely be considered. He IS acting like one.
 

Offline Make it Lady

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4050
  • Hands-on fun for everyone!
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #78 on: 10/07/2008 18:43:06 »
Takes one to know one!
 

Offline DoctorBeaver

  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *******
  • Posts: 12656
  • Thanked: 3 times
  • A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #79 on: 10/07/2008 20:33:04 »
That's an absurd statement. I know a Ford Escort when I see 1, but I'm not 1.
 

Offline JimBob

  • Global Moderator
  • Neilep Level Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6564
  • Thanked: 7 times
  • Moderator
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #80 on: 10/07/2008 23:10:50 »
Are you sure? I have noticed the wear on you right front tire indicating you need to have you front end aligned. From the wear pattern, I think it's the camber that needs to be reset.
 

Offline DoctorBeaver

  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *******
  • Posts: 12656
  • Thanked: 3 times
  • A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #81 on: 11/07/2008 07:36:06 »
I doubt that very much.
 

Offline Make it Lady

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4050
  • Hands-on fun for everyone!
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #82 on: 11/07/2008 20:40:38 »
The plumb paintwork suggests you had a respray. I don't think plumb was an original colour for a Ford Escort.
 

Offline JimBob

  • Global Moderator
  • Neilep Level Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6564
  • Thanked: 7 times
  • Moderator
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #83 on: 12/07/2008 02:22:44 »
Plum wasn't an original color (or colour, as you prefer.) There has been a lot of body work as well. The normal Ford Escort doesn't come with mammary glands.
« Last Edit: 12/07/2008 19:33:12 by JimBob »
 

Offline DoctorBeaver

  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *******
  • Posts: 12656
  • Thanked: 3 times
  • A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #84 on: 12/07/2008 08:56:32 »
Oh Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy... you must really like hospitals.
 

Offline JimBob

  • Global Moderator
  • Neilep Level Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6564
  • Thanked: 7 times
  • Moderator
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #85 on: 12/07/2008 19:34:17 »
Not really, but the truth does hurt, doesn't it?
 

Offline DoctorBeaver

  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *******
  • Posts: 12656
  • Thanked: 3 times
  • A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #86 on: 12/07/2008 20:39:49 »
You wouldn't know
 

Offline JimBob

  • Global Moderator
  • Neilep Level Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6564
  • Thanked: 7 times
  • Moderator
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #87 on: 13/07/2008 01:24:33 »
Possibly, but by your reaction it is acutely obvious that you are intimately aware of the effect of TRUTH! on one.

By the way, how is the body work holding up? If it is beginning to sag, I do know they make bras for a Ford Escort.

http://www.autopartswarehouse.com/mmp/ford~escort_zx2~car_bra~parts.html

« Last Edit: 13/07/2008 01:39:26 by JimBob »
 

Offline DoctorBeaver

  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *******
  • Posts: 12656
  • Thanked: 3 times
  • A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #88 on: 13/07/2008 08:55:13 »
How strange
 

Offline Make it Lady

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4050
  • Hands-on fun for everyone!
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #89 on: 13/07/2008 22:40:28 »
Good luck tomorrow Jim.
 

Offline DoctorBeaver

  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *******
  • Posts: 12656
  • Thanked: 3 times
  • A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #90 on: 13/07/2008 23:37:28 »
Good luck tomorrow Jim.

Yeah, that.
 

Offline JimBob

  • Global Moderator
  • Neilep Level Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6564
  • Thanked: 7 times
  • Moderator
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #91 on: 14/07/2008 01:41:03 »
Thank you, both - (Doc's an old softy, folks, don't let him fool you.)

I'm off to bed - 3:30 wake-up to get there at 5 AM. What I'll do for morphine!

 

Offline DoctorBeaver

  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *******
  • Posts: 12656
  • Thanked: 3 times
  • A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #92 on: 14/07/2008 08:22:55 »
(Doc's an old softy, folks, don't let him fool you.)


Yeah, right. So was Atilla the Hun!
 

Offline Karen W.

  • Moderator
  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *****
  • Posts: 31653
  • Thanked: 5 times
  • "come fly with me"
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #93 on: 14/07/2008 08:35:34 »
Thinking of you today.....Hang in there Jim!
 

Offline JimBob

  • Global Moderator
  • Neilep Level Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6564
  • Thanked: 7 times
  • Moderator
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #94 on: 14/07/2008 10:04:04 »
(Doc's an old softy, folks, don't let him fool you.)


No, Attila was a drunken slob - sure you wish to compare yourself to him?

Thank you, Karen.

it is 4 AM! GAWD!

Yeah, right. So was Atilla the Hun!
 

Offline Make it Lady

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4050
  • Hands-on fun for everyone!
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #95 on: 14/07/2008 18:23:36 »
Thinking of you today.....Hang in there Jim!
They are not going to put him in traction are they?
 

Offline DoctorBeaver

  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *******
  • Posts: 12656
  • Thanked: 3 times
  • A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #96 on: 14/07/2008 19:55:45 »
Thinking of you today.....Hang in there Jim!
They are not going to put him in traction are they?

That's be fun!
 

Offline Make it Lady

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4050
  • Hands-on fun for everyone!
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #97 on: 14/07/2008 20:23:14 »
Which rope would you pull first?
 

Offline DoctorBeaver

  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *******
  • Posts: 12656
  • Thanked: 3 times
  • A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #98 on: 14/07/2008 20:36:54 »
The 1 round his neck
 

Offline Make it Lady

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4050
  • Hands-on fun for everyone!
    • View Profile
The worst example yet
« Reply #99 on: 15/07/2008 12:56:59 »
I hear he is having some plastic surgery whilst he is in there. They are going to sew a plastic bag over his face!
 

The Naked Scientists Forum

The worst example yet
« Reply #99 on: 15/07/2008 12:56:59 »

 

SMF 2.0.10 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines
SMFAds for Free Forums