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« on: 26/06/2008 22:32:05 »
I'm watching a program about dark matter. Some sciencey-type bloke was talking about the formation of planets. He said "...then you get bigger lumps".

"Bigger lumps" made me laugh. I thought of large elephants - BIGGERLUMPS!  :D


 

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« Reply #1 on: 27/06/2008 00:30:32 »
Ah - yes - Heftylumps ;D
 

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« Reply #2 on: 27/06/2008 07:46:00 »
Ah - yes - Heftylumps ;D

Indeed; but biggerlumps are heftier  :D

Methinks this thread has the potential to get very silly
 

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« Reply #3 on: 27/06/2008 15:00:59 »
Heh - just goes to show - I always thought that 'heftylumps' was the proper name for heftier biggerlumps.
 

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« Reply #4 on: 27/06/2008 20:33:27 »
No no no... biggerlumps are bigger heftylumps. I was told by the famous elephant witchdoctor Mumbo Jumbo.
 

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« Reply #5 on: 28/06/2008 22:14:09 »
You knew an elephant who was a witchdoctor?  Does he only accept trunk calls whenever someone phones him to make an appointment?
 

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« Reply #6 on: 28/06/2008 22:39:49 »
With ears that big, who needs a phone?
 

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« Reply #7 on: 28/06/2008 23:50:35 »
This is really VERY strange thinking. I normally think of naked womem in my free time.
 
 

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« Reply #8 on: 29/06/2008 08:09:52 »
This is really VERY strange thinking. I normally think of naked womem in my free time.
 

Why not combine the 2? Email on the way, Jimmy.
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« Reply #9 on: 29/06/2008 08:47:01 »
I always thought bigger lumps and heftier lumps referred to naked women!!!  ;D
 

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« Reply #10 on: 29/06/2008 09:18:47 »
I always thought bigger lumps and heftier lumps referred to naked women!!!  ;D



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« Reply #11 on: 29/06/2008 15:27:11 »
Why have elephants got big ears?
Because Noddy didn't pay the ransom!

Any chance of me seeing the biggerlumps?
 

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« Reply #12 on: 29/06/2008 21:55:43 »
I always thought bigger lumps and heftier lumps referred to naked women!!!  ;D



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What! I am supposed to know what's going on, fat chance of that...unless you are talking about that photo you sent me? you know, the one with those kittens run over by an articulated lorry.
 

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« Reply #13 on: 29/06/2008 21:58:57 »
If we are talking heftylump, shouldn't that be puppies getting run over?
 

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« Reply #14 on: 29/06/2008 22:01:49 »
If we are talking heftylump, shouldn't that be puppies getting run over?

 

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« Reply #15 on: 29/06/2008 23:08:48 »
What? I meant boobies not actual puppies.
 

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« Reply #16 on: 29/06/2008 23:14:27 »
I know. I doubt there's a vehicle big enough to run over the puppies in the aforementioned photo.
 

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« Reply #17 on: 29/06/2008 23:21:28 »
In a perverse way, I'd quite like to see them, it, well you know what I mean.
 

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« Reply #18 on: 29/06/2008 23:35:55 »
In a perverse way, I'd quite like to see them,

You wouldn't. Trust me on this.
 

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« Reply #19 on: 30/06/2008 01:52:23 »
In a perverse way, I'd quite like to see them,

You wouldn't. Trust me on this.
I was going to ask for a copy.;D
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« Reply #20 on: 30/06/2008 01:55:24 »
I always thought bigger lumps and heftier lumps referred to naked women!!!  ;D



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What! I am supposed to know what's going on, fat chance of that...unless you are talking about that photo you sent me? you know, the one with those kittens run over by an articulated lorry.

Yes, Paul, those poor dead kittens! This just supports the premise that he is batty as a belfry.


 

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« Reply #21 on: 30/06/2008 01:56:55 »
In a perverse way, I'd quite like to see them,

You wouldn't. Trust me on this.


He is quite right on this. Please don't ask; it is worse than some death camp photos.

 

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« Reply #22 on: 30/06/2008 09:24:39 »
You know me, just trying to keep abreast of what is going on.
 

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« Reply #23 on: 01/07/2008 19:38:12 »
Without wishing to paint too graphic a picture - imagine a mountain of lard on a very hot day.
 

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« Reply #24 on: 01/07/2008 21:58:00 »
I always thought bigger lumps and heftier lumps referred to naked women!!!  ;D



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OH YEAH.... I don't!! LOL..
 

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