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One thing I'd have to say is being a guy you can pee anywhere :) haha


 

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I would agree that that is a pretty handy gadget there!

I would have to say breasts to feed an infant as well as the facilities to carry a child.. after fertilization of the egg! But that doesn't make my gender better but appropriately equal..
 

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No PMS
 

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One thing? There are so many...

We're blokes. Say no more!  :D

We never walk down the street with our skirt tucked into our knickers.

We can parallel park.

When we get aroused, we can just fold our hands in our lap & no-one knows. We don't go sliding off chairs & across the lino.

We (at least English men) can understand cricket.

We don't have a compulsion to enter every store that has "SALE" plastered across the windows.

We don't have to queue to use the toilet.
« Last Edit: 17/07/2008 09:30:25 by DoctorBeaver »
 

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One thing? There are so many...

We're blokes. Say no more!  :D

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We never walk down the street with our skirt tucked into our knickers.
I've never done that and what about men with their trousers half-way down their bum? Seen that

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We can parallel park.
Parallel park on the kerb or cycle on the pavement. That is un nerving.

When we get aroused, we can just fold our hands in our lap & no-one knows. We don't go sliding off chairs & across the lino.

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We (at least English men) can understand cricket.

What about the winning WOMEN'S cricked (UK) team it happened this Monday 14th July 08.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/womens_cricket/7503515.stm

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We don't have a compulsion to enter every store that has "SALE" plastered across the windows.
I do not like Sales and I've never bought anything from a "Sale" as you've worded it !!!!

We don't have to queue to use the toilet.

I was in the supermarket queues just yesterday but not for the toilet as there is no local one.
The council covered it over with a pavement about 10/11 years ago, because of the never-ending MALE queues there. This is only from my female view of the world.
But I wouldn't change for anything !!
« Last Edit: 17/07/2008 12:14:48 by rosalind dna »
 

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Haha yeah I know right Doc? haha
 

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Pretending to be too weak to lift all the rubbish and take it down to the dump.

Sitting back in the passenger seat because I'm a girly and not very good at motorway driving.

Being able to wear trousers and be one of the boys and then dressing up all girly and making the boys go all gooey.

Men just don't have nice shoes and handbags like girlies do.
 

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Pretending to be too weak to lift all the rubbish and take it down to the dump.

Most of which is the wrapping from stuff you bought in sales!

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Sitting back in the passenger seat because I'm a girly and not very good at motorway driving.

Roads are safer with women confined to the passenger seat. Anyway, it means you can keep a look out for sales.

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Being able to wear trousers and be one of the boys and then dressing up all girly and making the boys go all gooey.

Multiple Personality Syndrome caused by hormonal mood swings. And I bet you bought the girlie clothes in a sale.

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Men just don't have nice shoes and handbags like girlies do.

Because we're NOT ADDICTED TO SALES!
« Last Edit: 17/07/2008 22:38:03 by DoctorBeaver »
 

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Men can improvise

« Last Edit: 18/07/2008 03:03:33 by RD »
 

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Haha i love it
 

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Men can improvise



Yep thats improvising alright.. but that doesn't mean they use their brain when they do it!

thats about the worse looking death trap I have ever seen!!!
 

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One thing? There are so many...

We're blokes. Say no more!  :D

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We never walk down the street with our skirt tucked into our knickers.
I've never done that and what about men with their trousers half-way down their bum? Seen that

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We can parallel park.
Parallel park on the kerb or cycle on the pavement. That is un nerving.

When we get aroused, we can just fold our hands in our lap & no-one knows. We don't go sliding off chairs & across the lino.

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We (at least English men) can understand cricket.

What about the winning WOMEN'S cricked (UK) team it happened this Monday 14th July 08.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/womens_cricket/7503515.stm

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We don't have a compulsion to enter every store that has "SALE" plastered across the windows.
I do not like Sales and I've never bought anything from a "Sale" as you've worded it !!!!

We don't have to queue to use the toilet.

I was in the supermarket queues just yesterday but not for the toilet as there is no local one.
The council covered it over with a pavement about 10/11 years ago, because of the never-ending MALE queues there. This is only from my female view of the world.
But I wouldn't change for anything !!

pardon? 

 

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