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LONDON (Reuters) - A Briton has been arrested on suspicion of carrying out a series of sex attacks on sheep, London police said on Friday.


The 27-year-old man was held at his home in Dulwich, south London, on suspicion of bestiality with sheep. He was also wanted in connection of the possession of drugs with intent to supply.

Detectives said the arrest followed allegations made to them in May and June.

"Two male joggers said they had observed a man molesting the sheep in a field at Botany Bay Lane, Chislehurst," police said in a statement.

"A similar incident was reported to police by a stables employee in the area."

Media reports said the man had been barred from visiting farmland while officers carried out their investigation.


 

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« Reply #1 on: 22/07/2008 17:39:37 »
You can't pull the wool over our eyes police said rather sheepishly; "It's proably just a bleeting romance" But the lamb remains silenced by the ordeal. After a thorough grilling by detectives it apears that some good shepherd chopped them without mincing around this was no ram raider but mutton dressed as lamb. The man made a clean breast of things adding he has enough on his plate already and had indeed been Baaaarred.

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« Reply #2 on: 22/07/2008 19:48:36 »
You can't pull the wool over our eyes police said rather sheepishly; "It's proably just a bleeting romance" But the lamb remains silenced by the ordeal. After a thorough grilling by detectives it apears that some good shepherd chopped them without mincing around this was no ram raider but mutton dressed as lamb. The man made a clean breast of things adding he has enough on his plate already and had indeed been Baaaarred.

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« Reply #3 on: 22/07/2008 23:55:05 »
Oh sheepy, I told you never to take grass from stranger, at least not that sort of grass. I have some lanalin if you can't get enough from your fleece. It is very soothing.
 

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« Reply #4 on: 23/07/2008 08:13:54 »
I think Dan is the mastermind.

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Yahoo are such a p1ss poor source for news, but if you read what they do put out, they throw some funny lines or words "Media reports said the man had been barred ". you just know this is all they do, sit around amusing themselves...i want that job!
 

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« Reply #5 on: 23/07/2008 08:21:56 »
You'd be good at it! LOL... Hugs Paul!
 

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« Reply #6 on: 23/07/2008 09:29:18 »
I love the puns from newspapers but seldom read papers these days due to the high level of bad news. I for one don't want to wallow in negativity.

This story made me smile and reminded me of a similar story where people on a train reported a man for having sex with a goat. As they sailed on by one can only imagine how their mundane thoughts for the day got derailed by the silly billy acting the goat.
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« Reply #7 on: 23/07/2008 16:23:19 »
I think Dan is the mastermind.

Thank you for thinking me as a mastermind  [:-[]  ;D

But alas wasn't I  ;)
 

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« Reply #8 on: 23/07/2008 18:26:16 »
I think Dan is the mastermind.


This Dan?

 

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« Reply #9 on: 23/07/2008 18:33:23 »
I think Dan is the mastermind.

Andrew,
Yahoo are such a p1ss poor source for news, but if you read what they do put out, they throw some funny lines or words "Media reports said the man had been barred ". you just know this is all they do, sit around amusing themselves...i want that job!

People that amuse themselves all day go blind and stunt their own growth!
 

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« Reply #10 on: 24/07/2008 01:01:09 »
I think Dan is the mastermind.

Andrew,
Yahoo are such a p1ss poor source for news, but if you read what they do put out, they throw some funny lines or words "Media reports said the man had been barred ". you just know this is all they do, sit around amusing themselves...i want that job!

People that amuse themselves all day go blind and stunt their own growth!

They then crusade through the forums posting warnings to others about what happens after "amusing yourself all day."
 

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« Reply #11 on: 24/07/2008 13:11:58 »
Dan,
You know you are the man!

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I have often been called a man that amuses himself.
 

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« Reply #12 on: 24/07/2008 16:28:34 »
Dan,
You know you are the man!


Awww, you always know what to say to make me feel special  [:-[]  [:X]  [O8)]
 

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« Reply #13 on: 24/07/2008 17:46:54 »
Dan,
You know you are the man!


Awww, you always know what to say to make me feel special  [:-[]  [:X]  [O8)]


Love is in the air
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« Reply #14 on: 24/07/2008 21:09:59 »
Ah love, the oxygen of life. Didn't know it was a component of air though.
 

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« Reply #15 on: 24/07/2008 21:27:14 »
More like hydrogen sulphide - it stinks!
 

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« Reply #16 on: 25/07/2008 00:22:40 »
More like hydrogen sulphide - it stinks!

Anyone around here bitter?   ???
 

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« Reply #17 on: 25/07/2008 08:41:29 »
Not bitter... sensible.
 

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« Reply #18 on: 25/07/2008 14:53:27 »
He's bitter, all right.

No joy in that person. Sits around morose all the time, kicking children and dogs.
 

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« Reply #19 on: 25/07/2008 17:29:09 »
Child and dog kicking are British sports along with traffic light nose picking and supermarket trolley heal clipping.
 

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« Reply #20 on: 25/07/2008 20:38:34 »
Sits around morose all the time, kicking children and dogs.

Children, yes. Dogs, no.
 

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« Reply #21 on: 25/07/2008 23:48:24 »
Americans eat dogs dont they? and some strange mince slapped on a bun with tomato ketchup Us brits love dogs but we dont eat them.
 

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« Reply #22 on: 26/07/2008 08:05:07 »
I've been an American all my life And I have never heard of americans eating dogs! They are our pets as you too..like....and as I say this.. I realize surely you were joking?
 

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« Reply #23 on: 26/07/2008 08:12:06 »
oh my.. I missed that one by a mile..Lol YOU GOT ME ANDREW! I FORGOT ABOUT HOT DOGS...WEINERS..ETC.. FOOT LONGS....LOL... i thought you mean real dogs......eweeeeeeeee!
 

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« Reply #24 on: 26/07/2008 08:28:16 »
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oh my.. I missed that one by a mile..Lol YOU GOT ME ANDREW! I FORGOT ABOUT HOT DOGS...WEINERS..ETC.. FOOT LONGS....LOL... i thought you mean real dogs......eweeeeeeeee!
 

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