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« Reply #75 on: 03/08/2008 16:17:29 »
May I remind JimBob that Britain is part of Europe not an Island off Europe.

erm, excuse me. Europe is that place off the coast of Britain!
So true

For a start, Cockneys do NOT come from the East End of London. That is a fallacy. A Cockney must be born within the sound of Bow bells. This is wrongly assumed to refer to the church in Bow, East London. In fact, it is a church in the City of London, St Mary-le-Bow in Cheapside.
Does that mean as me mickey mouse were I was born in london is beyond the audible range of the bells that one day in the future wif a favourable wind and on a day that a Hair Gel ringer wif stronger than normal muscles pulls on the cords I could aw of a sudden become a cockney. 

Not arf, geez. I suppose it's all down to yer shells, like. Cor blimey, me ol' China, if yuz gowt Prince Charlie shells yuz could be a bleedin' cockney in Dublin!

P.S. Is it hair gel or nasty smell?  :D
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« Reply #76 on: 03/08/2008 16:21:49 »
When I was in my late teens/early 20s, a friend and I invented "Pigeon European Rhyming Slang". The idea was that you incorporated as many languages as possible per sentence, but using a word that rhymed with the actual word you wanted (it didn't have to be in the same language). Needless to say, we didn't have an effin clue what each other was saying!  ;D
 

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« Reply #77 on: 03/08/2008 18:55:52 »
It seems that all of that curry has burned out the brain cells of the English.

The race has become microcephalic since Viscount Lord Louis Mountbatten left as Governor-General of India in 1947. Having lost an empire, the English have descended into a delusional state of defending anything "English" as the only way to do things, renouncing all else, even sensible, logical arguments and theories.

Ah, for the good old days when you could flog a tar around the fleet, feeling superior all the while and having the power to do it, even if it were unjust. That's the British way!

Now, language can be flogged about as "right and proper." Gotta' have something to feel superior about!
 

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« Reply #78 on: 03/08/2008 20:10:02 »
Hang on, cowpoke - you started on the "correct English" bit, not me. I merely tried to educate you on the subject.
 

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« Reply #79 on: 03/08/2008 21:57:30 »
Hang on, cowpoke - you started on the "correct English" bit, not me. I merely tried to educate you on the subject.

And a very poor job you did, ending up trying to convince me that I either had to choose between "Is it hair gel or nasty smell?"
 

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« Reply #80 on: 03/08/2008 22:18:15 »
Not a difficult choice - hair gel does't apply to you, does it!
 

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« Reply #81 on: 03/08/2008 23:51:52 »
On our tranny night (FRIDAYS - not Saturdays) it most certainly does, as you well know. I fix your hair and you fix mine.
 

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« Reply #82 on: 04/08/2008 07:59:03 »
On our tranny night (FRIDAYS - not Saturdays) it most certainly does, as you well know. I fix your hair and you fix mine.

You mean I fix your wig in place.
 

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« Reply #83 on: 04/08/2008 14:11:36 »
WOULD YOU QUIT TELLING SECRETS!

We BOTH do it so don't go getting nippy on me!
 

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« Reply #84 on: 04/08/2008 16:35:11 »
I don't want anything to do with your nippies, thank you very much!  [:(!]
 

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« Reply #85 on: 04/08/2008 17:17:32 »
What are your Tranny names. You have to have a Tranny name or you can't join Tranny club.
 

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« Reply #86 on: 04/08/2008 20:47:42 »
Jemima & Bev. I thought everyone knew that.
 

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« Reply #87 on: 05/08/2008 02:02:03 »
And don't believe him, Bev loves my nippys!
 

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