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Pictures with the following captions:-

"141 crew members"
"A female captain"
"They're totally lost"
"Coincidence?"
"We think not!"

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« Reply #1 on: 04/08/2008 22:05:51 »
At least a female captain would ask a passing Alien the way, whereas a male Captain would get all huffy and pretend he wasn't really lost.

Not so keen on old Captain Curds and Whey though.
 

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« Reply #2 on: 04/08/2008 23:52:52 »
Don't be silly. A female captain would spend her time looking for interstellar sales!
 

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« Reply #3 on: 05/08/2008 00:18:21 »
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Don't be silly. A female captain would spend her time looking for interstellar sales!
Knowing my misses she would shop at the local (BHS) Black Hole Superstore where she would have all the time in the universe to browse through lingerie department.







« Last Edit: 05/08/2008 00:32:02 by ukmicky »
 

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« Reply #4 on: 05/08/2008 00:37:15 »
Lingerie, if my missus did that I would be happy, on second thoughts we don't live together so perhaps not.. ;D
 

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« Reply #5 on: 05/08/2008 02:13:12 »
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Don't be silly. A female captain would spend her time looking for interstellar sales!
Knowing my misses she would shop at the local (BHS) Black Hole Superstore where she would have all the time in the universe to browse through lingerie department.

I'm with her... I like lingerie!








 

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« Reply #6 on: 05/08/2008 02:22:37 »
Why? It just gets ripped to shreds.
 

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« Reply #7 on: 05/08/2008 09:23:36 »
Why? It just gets ripped to shreds.

Well you shouldn't have sex with a Tasmanian Devil!
 

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« Reply #8 on: 05/08/2008 15:27:48 »
Why? It just gets ripped to shreds.

Well you shouldn't have sex with a Tasmanian Devil!

Why? Do they like to hae their sex with the lingerie still on?
 

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« Reply #9 on: 05/08/2008 16:11:32 »
Why? It just gets ripped to shreds.

Well you shouldn't have sex with a Tasmanian Devil!

Why? Do they like to hae their sex with the lingerie still on?

Ask Shazza.
 

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« Reply #10 on: 06/08/2008 00:29:03 »
Why? It just gets ripped to shreds.

Well you shouldn't have sex with a Tasmanian Devil!

Why? Do they like to hae their sex with the lingerie still on?

Ask Shazza.

Who is the mythical Shazza? Your Polish girl friend?
 

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« Reply #11 on: 06/08/2008 10:10:47 »
Why? It just gets ripped to shreds.

Well you shouldn't have sex with a Tasmanian Devil!

Why? Do they like to hae their sex with the lingerie still on?

Ask Shazza.

Who is the mythical Shazza? Your Polish girl friend?

MIL(F) you oaf!
 

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« Reply #12 on: 06/08/2008 10:15:22 »
Bllllllrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrr grunch *Rips off JimBobs undies and spins, tornado like, off into the distance*
 

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« Reply #13 on: 06/08/2008 10:54:21 »
Bllllllrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrr grunch *Rips off JimBobs undies and spins, tornado like, off into the distance*

There wouldn't be much ripping involved. He hasn't changed his Long Johns since 1874.
 

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« Reply #14 on: 06/08/2008 17:22:10 »
They were stuck together with stubborn stains. Lots of ripping involved.
 

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« Reply #15 on: 07/08/2008 08:41:13 »
 

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« Reply #16 on: 07/08/2008 17:15:25 »
So was I, he is wired up to the national grid in order to keep his bionic limbs going.
 

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« Reply #17 on: 07/08/2008 20:13:48 »
Voyager is pants.
 

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« Reply #18 on: 08/08/2008 00:10:43 »
Voyager is pants.

You mean Janeway is in JimBob's Long Johns?
 

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« Reply #19 on: 08/08/2008 15:06:39 »
You'd be surprised!



 

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« Reply #20 on: 08/08/2008 18:20:47 »
She doesn't look like she bats for that team to me. Gaydar to full power, Shields up!
 

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« Reply #21 on: 09/08/2008 00:08:09 »
If only she was a switch hitter! sigh.
 

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« Reply #22 on: 09/08/2008 08:05:30 »
If only she was a switch hitter! sigh.

Don't try saying that when you're drunk!
 

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« Reply #23 on: 09/08/2008 20:32:35 »
Witch....ouch...pointy hats and noses. Yes be careful how you say that.
 

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« Reply #24 on: 09/08/2008 20:34:27 »
Pointed cats & roses
 

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