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« Reply #25 on: 13/08/2008 16:34:37 »
He is accustomed to such chores. Can't get a real job, you know.
 

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« Reply #26 on: 13/08/2008 22:44:21 »
What the fek are you 2 eejits wittering about?
 

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« Reply #27 on: 13/08/2008 23:07:17 »
Don't you take that Irish tone with me.
 

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« Reply #28 on: 13/08/2008 23:21:20 »
 

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« Reply #29 on: 13/08/2008 23:24:36 »
Now that is just plain rude!
 

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« Reply #30 on: 14/08/2008 01:36:34 »
Yep, he gets up my nose, too.
 

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« Reply #31 on: 14/08/2008 08:18:06 »
I'm in dispute with management and decided to picket.
 

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« Reply #32 on: 14/08/2008 15:16:48 »
That's what you get for disputing your superiors - stuck out in front of the main battle line standing picket duty.
 

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« Reply #33 on: 14/08/2008 17:36:20 »
Nah. I was in the forest checking out the trees defences
 

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« Reply #34 on: 14/08/2008 21:25:16 »
But your picket post was on the nose of the hill.
 

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« Reply #35 on: 14/08/2008 21:42:31 »
Yes. I left a couple of Texans up there. They don't know any better.
 

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« Reply #36 on: 15/08/2008 01:31:03 »
That explains why there has been no attack in that sector. Two Texans are worth a whole battalion of regulars.
 

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« Reply #37 on: 15/08/2008 11:15:23 »
No. The enemy didn't like the smell.
 

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« Reply #38 on: 15/08/2008 18:25:59 »
You have obviously been fed false information. Why have you been consorting with the enemy?

TRAITOR!
 

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« Reply #39 on: 16/08/2008 10:07:25 »
No consorting involved. I was watching through my little Beaverscope and saw them turn up their hoses & run away.
 

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« Reply #40 on: 16/08/2008 15:41:11 »
The wind wasn't even from a direction that would enable the scenario you describe. Going over the Signal Corps wind data it was blowing towards the enemy form a position marked as:
 
"DANGER! - CASTOR HABITAT
BEWARE OF THE STENCH"
 

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« Reply #41 on: 17/08/2008 11:27:53 »
Was it fek as like!
 

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« Reply #42 on: 17/08/2008 14:29:58 »
I take that incomprehensible reply, ignoring its vulgarity, as a negation of the statement on wind direction.

Or was it?

I the best you can do when faced with facts shout and curse?

 

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« Reply #43 on: 17/08/2008 18:55:32 »
For anyone who can actually understand the English language, that reply was not at all incomprehensible. But, as you're American, I shall make allowances.
 

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« Reply #44 on: 19/08/2008 00:04:29 »
Was it fek as like!

THAT isn't even close to English unless you just crawled out of a pub.
 

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« Reply #45 on: 19/08/2008 18:18:38 »
It's colloquial.
 

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« Reply #46 on: 19/08/2008 23:50:41 »
Ah, limited to a small segment of society - in his case one barking mad eccentric Englishman trying to utter a sentence with a small, VERY small, smattering of meaning.
 

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« Reply #47 on: 10/09/2008 20:00:34 »
Ah, limited to a small segment of society - in his case one barking mad eccentric Englishman trying to utter a sentence with a small, VERY small, smattering of meaning.

Haven't you ever heard a beaver bark?
 

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« Reply #48 on: 10/09/2008 20:07:07 »
Freddy tells me they have created lots of Beaver monsters on Pokemon. One type can chew through stone with their beaver like teeth.
 

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« Reply #49 on: 10/09/2008 20:10:23 »
Please do not associate beavers with those animated Japanese mutants!
 

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