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« Reply #25 on: 31/08/2008 23:35:43 »
Perhaps you should change your "p*icking" criteria.
 

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« Reply #26 on: 01/09/2008 15:11:14 »
Riviting
 

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« Reply #27 on: 01/09/2008 20:10:35 »
Yes but if prince charming turned up in an inflated wet suit, I'd be a little disappointed. Trouble is everytime I kiss a prince they turn slowly into frogs.

Hee hee.. Yeah The only time I kissed a prince he turned into a frog of a sort!
 

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« Reply #28 on: 03/09/2008 20:40:47 »
Kissing frogs usually means you get lots of french lovers!
 

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« Reply #29 on: 03/09/2008 21:25:16 »
OH dear!! Then I must have kissed something else!
 

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« Reply #30 on: 03/09/2008 21:34:35 »
You'd know if you'd kissed something else because they are something else!!!!
 

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« Reply #31 on: 03/09/2008 21:38:55 »
If perchance, ewe kiss my arse
Hold your breath and make it last !
 

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« Reply #32 on: 03/09/2008 21:45:46 »
I am the Make it Lady not the Make it Last. I can run a last over your arse if you want.
 

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« Reply #33 on: 03/09/2008 21:51:34 »
I am the Make it Lady not the Make it Last. I can run a last over your arse if you want.

If My bot is smacked much harder
Perhaps you'll apply a sticky plaster ?
 

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« Reply #34 on: 03/09/2008 21:55:34 »
This is not the rhyming thread Neil,
So stop it lets keep the forum real!
 

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« Reply #35 on: 03/09/2008 21:55:59 »
Holding my breath is hard to do
especially when you smell like POOOOOOOO!!LOL
 

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« Reply #36 on: 03/09/2008 21:58:37 »
You didn't do it you little strumpet,
He's always chasing bits of crumpet
 

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« Reply #37 on: 03/09/2008 22:00:38 »
You didn't do it you little strumpet,
He's always chasing bits of crumpet


Hmmm buttered crumpet nice and hot
On the list cos I haven't got !


ok ok...I'll stop rhyming here
Cos my words are like verbal diarrhoea
 

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« Reply #38 on: 03/09/2008 22:14:35 »
Diarrhoea is hard to spell,
But always leaves a nasty smell.
 

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« Reply #39 on: 03/09/2008 22:15:42 »
Hot and buttered and oh so good..

are you really sure that you really should?
 

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« Reply #40 on: 03/09/2008 22:17:45 »
Diarrhoea is hard to spell,
But always leaves a nasty smell.

Yes it is and so here goes, make sure when done you clean your toes!

DIARRHEA!!
 

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« Reply #41 on: 03/09/2008 22:20:08 »
You missed out an O
This girl has far to go!
 

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« Reply #42 on: 04/09/2008 03:40:11 »
Dang, Wil Shakespeare you guys ain't - Not even Ezra Pound!

I think I'll look into the lost and found.
 

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« Reply #43 on: 06/09/2008 20:13:33 »
JimBob, don't give up the day job!
 

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« Reply #44 on: 07/09/2008 02:14:36 »
WHAT day job? Oh, you mean being King of Wales? That isn't a job, its a birthright!
 

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« Reply #45 on: 07/09/2008 21:52:34 »
King of Whales more like.
 

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« Reply #46 on: 08/09/2008 03:46:57 »
Madam, my weight has nothing to do with your fantasies of what or who I represent. Wales seems to thing I am svelte. Of course, they have no fantasies, my people have seen me.
 

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« Reply #47 on: 09/09/2008 08:38:54 »
Perhaps you should change your "p*icking" criteria.

yes.. I give up, that fixes everything!
 

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« Reply #48 on: 10/09/2008 17:52:22 »
No that bursts everything!
 

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« Reply #49 on: 10/09/2008 17:53:13 »
It was my 19th wedding anniversay yesterday. Some people get less time for murder!
 

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