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« on: 27/08/2008 00:05:13 »
Has Anyone seen our Doctor Beaver lately or has he been on TNS when I had
my internet connections problems over the past 3 weeks.

I hope he's ok.


 

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« Reply #1 on: 27/08/2008 01:49:27 »
He is on vacation in Marrakech - possibly. I do know that he is on sabbatical to "get away from it all." Time of return uncertain. He is just fine, though tired.

I suspect Marrakesh may be where Beavers with doctoral degrees go for sabbatical.
 

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« Reply #2 on: 27/08/2008 02:06:40 »
Hmmmpth !

ewe wouldn't catch me leaving without letting everyone know !!
 

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« Reply #3 on: 27/08/2008 02:08:03 »
Hee hee!
 

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« Reply #4 on: 27/08/2008 02:10:58 »
Hmmmpth !

ewe wouldn't catch me leaving without letting everyone know !!

You are a considerate sheepy!
 

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« Reply #5 on: 27/08/2008 11:48:21 »
That's exotic for a Doctor BEaver, Marrakech if I'm right then I think it's in Morocco. Although my geography is crap.
 

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« Reply #6 on: 27/08/2008 13:44:17 »
Are ewe sure it's not Margate ?
 

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« Reply #7 on: 27/08/2008 15:55:51 »
Hmmmpth !

ewe wouldn't catch me leaving without letting everyone know !!

He did let everyone know. He let the most important person on the site know and relied on this human bastion of efficiency to notify the plebeian masses that he was away. What is the big deal?
 

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« Reply #8 on: 27/08/2008 17:46:15 »
Hmmmpth !

ewe wouldn't catch me leaving without letting everyone know !!




He did let everyone know. He let the most important person on the site know and relied on this human bastion of efficiency to notify the plebeian masses that he was away. What is the big deal?



As a reprobate miscreantal member of the Proletariate I expected to be informed too !
 

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« Reply #9 on: 27/08/2008 22:01:18 »
When a beaver wants to come or go,
He will never let his playmates know,
He would never tell a little lamb,
If he was to go to some other damn.

I'm sure he has found a better lodge,
To rest his paws and to forum dodge.
I hope he will return with vigour
And his little nose will twitch and quiver.

His music will be much improved
And his teeth will be no longer grooved,
I hope his tunes will be big hits
And if they are I'll show him my gratitude!
 
 

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« Reply #10 on: 27/08/2008 22:25:48 »
show him you big what?
 

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« Reply #11 on: 27/08/2008 23:16:16 »
show him you big what?

Is this an anagram?
 

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« Reply #12 on: 28/08/2008 21:04:31 »
I think he was reading between the lines of my poem.

Sheepy, what do you think of my poem? I'm also fond of a bit of verse.
 

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« Reply #13 on: 28/08/2008 21:58:03 »
I like the universe - and it is just as well, it is all we've got.
 

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« Reply #14 on: 28/08/2008 22:15:43 »
I think he was reading between the lines of my poem.

Sheepy, what do you think of my poem? I'm also fond of a bit of verse.


I'm impressed indeed ,
Only smiles and not terse
By the talent ewe show
When conducting your verse

Great timing astute,
With depth and aplomb
You're a verse writing beaut
You've evoked this Withdrawn
 

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« Reply #15 on: 28/08/2008 22:29:47 »
Oh no! I hate withdrawal, so unsatisfying.
 

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« Reply #16 on: 28/08/2008 23:19:09 »
Oh no! I hate withdrawal, so unsatisfying.


*le sigh*

Clearly the human world is filled with ideals and rules I just fail to grasp !

Ho hum !!.......oh well.....I'll get back to studding a few ewes and throwing clumps of grass at Moo Moo the cow in the next field. That pleases the flock.
 

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« Reply #17 on: 28/08/2008 23:36:09 »
Oh no! I hate withdrawal, so unsatisfying.


*le sigh*

Clearly the human world is filled with ideals and rules I just fail to grasp !

Ho hum !!.......oh well.....I'll get back to studding a few ewes and throwing clumps of grass at Moo Moo the cow in the next field. That pleases the flock.

LOL LOL LOL
 

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« Reply #18 on: 30/08/2008 21:31:52 »
Oh no! I hate withdrawal, so unsatisfying.


*le sigh*

Clearly the human world is filled with ideals and rules I just fail to grasp !

Ho hum !!.......oh well.....I'll get back to studding a few ewes and throwing clumps of grass at Moo Moo the cow in the next field. That pleases the flock.

You know Moo Moo? When I was young my brothers name was Mary, Mary Moo cow and his best friend was Moo Moo. They were both members of the young Farmers club which explains it all really.
 

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« Reply #19 on: 03/09/2008 20:44:52 »
Come back Beaver, Moaning isn't the same without you.
 

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« Reply #20 on: 03/09/2008 21:24:02 »
Come back Beaver, Moaning isn't the same without you.


yeah...come back ewe old git !!....no one brings a hop and a smile with such verbosity and mental discernment than ewe !! ewe sagacious dam builder !

I tell ewe what..I 'll do ya a deal .....I'll leave....ewe come back !!
 

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« Reply #21 on: 03/09/2008 21:25:19 »
...and where's the other old fart too !! ?

Probably being amused by his own reflection !!...keeps them happy for ages y'know !!
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« Reply #22 on: 03/09/2008 21:28:43 »
I think t'other one is working very hard on business type things in order to earn money...WHY!
 

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« Reply #23 on: 03/09/2008 21:33:07 »
I think t'other one is working very hard on business type things in order to earn money...WHY!

Money ?.....surely he still has some teeth left to put under the pillow !!...for heavens sake...even if not, he could put his dentures there and get a group rate !!
 

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« Reply #24 on: 03/09/2008 21:37:24 »
My Dad (age 82) had all his teeth taken out for his 21st birthday. The toothfairy had a hernia bringing all those sixpences.
 

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