Dearest Bannanholics,
As a sheepy, I am of course an aficionado of all thing banana !!..I love them !..it's obvious isn't it ?
Woolly Sheep That Lives On A Hill & Likes To Hump Ewe = Banana Eater....see ?...blatant !!
Look here's some rather unripe banana goodness !!

The reason behind this question is that I bought a bunch and two of the bananas failed to ripen !...another week went by and they were still green with envy !!
I was going to take a proper photo for ewe all but wifey decided to chuck em !!..I was so enraged by this I emptied the contents of our cat litter tray down my neighbours chimney at 3am this morning...and...well...whilst I was up there I humped his chimney and it fell through his roof destroying his lounge and conservatory !!.....sheesh !..I can't see why he's upset !.....Insurance covers priceless art collections doesn't it ?...as a treat, I sent him some sellatape to put his vases back together !!....honestly, ewe'd think he'd be grateful !!
Anyway, (and I wish ewe'd allow me to stop rambling so that I can ask the question !!..shhhsh !!................I said SHHHSH !!!!
Why did two of my banana bunch NOT ripen and remain green ?Please help !
Thank ewe for your kind consideration in this matter !!
Hugs et les shmisheys
mwah mwah mwah mwah
Neil
Banana Botherer
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