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Do you really want to Give your kids these?
« on: 04/10/2008 13:48:53 »
Better than Cheesy Whotsits, fruit corners or those ghastly little processed cheese snacks - pop some of these into Gideon's and Jocasta's lunchbox. They'll be the envy of all their mates who have to make shift with brown bread sandwiches and carrot sticks. [xx(]

http://www.porkscratchingworld.com/   ;D
 


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Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
« Reply #1 on: 04/10/2008 14:28:09 »
YUM!
 

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Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
« Reply #2 on: 04/10/2008 15:16:13 »
Oh my god! I've died and gone to pork scratching heaven.  We have had a major scandal in my village....the pub ran out of pork scratchings and didn't get any more in for two weeks. Sinful.
 

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« Reply #3 on: 04/10/2008 15:46:08 »
Oh my god! I've died and gone to pork scratching heaven.  We have had a major scandal in my village....the pub ran out of pork scratchings and didn't get any more in for two weeks. Sinful.

That calls for a drive-by!
 

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Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
« Reply #4 on: 04/10/2008 23:08:29 »
I'll grease up the Uzi so it won't jam up - banana clips for all.
 

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Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
« Reply #5 on: 05/10/2008 00:11:24 »
Oh no, I hate dried banana.
 

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« Reply #6 on: 05/10/2008 12:01:43 »
I'll grease up the Uzi so it won't jam up - banana clips for all.

Uzis don't use banana clips

 

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Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
« Reply #7 on: 05/10/2008 12:14:41 »
These banana chips might be a good form of ammunotion for the UZI

 

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« Reply #8 on: 05/10/2008 14:02:51 »
You could take someone's eye out with those!  [B)]
 

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« Reply #9 on: 05/10/2008 17:26:18 »
You could take someone's eye out with those!  [B)]

Doc surely it's better than killing to feed or shoot food at them (JOKE) lol  ;)
 

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« Reply #10 on: 05/10/2008 17:38:46 »
Shooting food at them could be interesting if they eat squirrels  :D
 

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Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
« Reply #11 on: 05/10/2008 17:50:32 »
Pork Scratchings are great, only trouble is, after eating them you need a new set of teeth!

I tend to suck them into submission for about a week or so, then chew.

Hmmm, perhaps this could be good idea for a new diet.

"Only 10,000 calories per pack - but it will take a month of Sundays to eat them AND you will use 200,000 calories in the process - try the new slimmers dream - PORK SCRATCHINGS".


Dried banana !!! Like eating the buttons off your coat.
 

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« Reply #12 on: 05/10/2008 17:53:03 »
They're all the rage at the Tel Aviv branch of Weight Watchers!  :D
 

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« Reply #13 on: 05/10/2008 18:23:32 »
They're all the rage at the Tel Aviv branch of Weight Watchers!  :D

LOL LOL LOL LOL
 

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« Reply #14 on: 06/10/2008 03:58:33 »
I'll grease up the Uzi so it won't jam up - banana clips for all.

Uzis don't use banana clips



Quite quibbling and be a nasty old fart - not a namby pamby "don't use banana clips" (said snidely, of course)

And I also LIKE Banana Chips. They are healthy and don't cause tooth decay.
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Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
« Reply #15 on: 06/10/2008 10:59:16 »
Jim I like Banana Chips but mixed up in other foods not on their own. Like cereals for brekkie.
 

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« Reply #16 on: 06/10/2008 12:27:03 »
What about these banana thingies?







 

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« Reply #17 on: 06/10/2008 12:28:34 »

And I also LIKE Banana Chips. They are healthy and don't cause tooth decay.


But you haven't got any teeth. Or hair.
 

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« Reply #18 on: 06/10/2008 15:37:39 »

And I also LIKE Banana Chips. They are healthy and don't cause tooth decay.


But you haven't got any teeth. Or hair.

The lack of teeth is not as critical as it is in your case - don't judge others by your standards. And the store-bought teeth work just fine. As for hair, I don't swim in filthy, scummy pond water all day so what does it matter? That is why clothes, including hats, caps, etc., were invented.

Being civilized is so much better. To get your Doctorate, all you had to do was prove you could fell a tree exactly on the line marked by your instructor. For humans it takes much more.

And then there are those little "gifts" you leave around the pond and plague us as we stroll the country-side --


Please, clean up after yourself.
 

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« Reply #19 on: 06/10/2008 15:57:56 »
There's no need to get obstreperous just because you happen to be edentate.
 

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Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
« Reply #20 on: 06/10/2008 16:38:26 »
They're all the rage at the Tel Aviv branch of Weight Watchers!  :D

lol..I've spent a lot of time in Israel and you'd be surprised how much ' white meat ' is eaten there......

I love Pork Scratchings too...and I luff scratching Pork also ...although, the piggys think I am interfering with them.. :o (dread the thought..I'm a multi-ewe sheepy...swines are not my bag !!)....All I wanna do is learn to forage truffles !!.....though, I think we should all call for 'Scratch a Pig day'....pigs don't mind...they have lots of itches !!

Hmmmm...I'm surprised jamie Oliver doesn't get on the bandwagon...hailing the health benefits of porky scratchies !!

*le yummy*

 

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Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
« Reply #21 on: 06/10/2008 21:43:42 »
I was out walking the other day and saw a lonely pig in a fenched off corner of a field. I went over to the fence and gave its back a good old scritch. The piggy wig enjoyed it so much it lay down and let me scritch its tummy. I must admit it put me off eating pork for about 3 days.
 

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« Reply #22 on: 06/10/2008 21:45:35 »
Dried banana !!! Like eating the buttons off your coat.
I've never eaten coat buttons before so I'll take your word for it. Which wine do you serve with coat buttons?
 

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« Reply #23 on: 06/10/2008 23:01:59 »
Which wine do you serve with coat buttons?

Bouton-Rothschild  :)
 

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Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
« Reply #24 on: 07/10/2008 10:51:43 »
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You could take someone's eye out with those

I shudder to think what kind of Opthalmic surgeon you would make ! :P
 

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