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Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
« Reply #25 on: 07/10/2008 13:30:34 »
And then there are those little "gifts" you leave around the pond and plague us as we stroll the country-side --


Please, clean up after yourself.


A man built like the proverbial brick outhouse walked into a bar and slid on a huge Richard III and fell to the ground with an almighty THUD. As he got up and dusted himself off, I said to him "I just did that". Why did he punch my lights out?
 

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Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
« Reply #26 on: 07/10/2008 13:31:34 »
Old, but then, so am I.
 

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« Reply #27 on: 07/10/2008 13:34:01 »
I can't believe that pork scratching are so popular they require a whole world.
 

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« Reply #28 on: 07/10/2008 22:45:49 »
There's no need to get obstreperous just because you happen to be edentate.

But I'm not an Edentate. Were I that I would be a sloth, an armadillo or an anteater. I have no delisions about being an animal as some humans in this forum do. A sheep, a fish, a beaver ... what next? A Musk Ox?
 

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« Reply #29 on: 08/10/2008 08:09:27 »
No. A Texas rattlesnake!
 

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« Reply #30 on: 08/10/2008 22:25:43 »
I will stick to being a Lady. I may be dillusional but at least I don't think I'm an animal.
 

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« Reply #31 on: 10/10/2008 05:53:52 »
I will stick to being a Lady. I may be dillusional but at least I don't think I'm an animal.



P.S. it's DELUSIONAL
 

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« Reply #32 on: 11/10/2008 00:13:15 »
I'm the one having the problem, so I can spell it how I like!
 

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« Reply #33 on: 12/10/2008 01:48:00 »
I'm the one having the problem, so I can spell it how I like!

Here, here! Tell the old beaver dropping where to get off the train, dearie!
 

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« Reply #34 on: 12/10/2008 08:46:31 »
I'm the one having the problem, so I can spell it how I like!

Here, here! Tell the old beaver dropping where to get off the train, dearie!

So says the urine-soaked geriatric from a country where mis-spelling is genetic!
 

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« Reply #35 on: 12/10/2008 20:59:25 »
How did he know about the water games?
 

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« Reply #36 on: 12/10/2008 22:22:22 »
How did he know about the water games?
Coz he's a big drip
 

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« Reply #37 on: 13/10/2008 16:31:07 »
How did he know about the water games?

I don't tell, m'dear. The Bev. must have an weasel who has set up a spy network with a rat spy who is a covert operative located in our rendezvous place. And a peregrine falcon on the payroll to follows us there in the first place to get the mouse or rat into place.

The rodent who styles himself "Doctor" is a despicable despot , knowing no bounds to his cruelty or venality.


 

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« Reply #38 on: 13/10/2008 18:44:03 »
Gosh!
 

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« Reply #39 on: 13/10/2008 19:48:21 »
How did he know about the water games?

I don't tell, m'dear. The Bev. must have an weasel who has set up a spy network with a rat spy who is a covert operative located in our rendezvous place. And a peregrine falcon on the payroll to follows us there in the first place to get the mouse or rat into place.

The rodent who styles himself "Doctor" is a despicable despot , knowing no bounds to his cruelty or venality.




Prat
 

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« Reply #40 on: 14/10/2008 02:48:20 »
This has nothing to do with my buttocks - unless it concerns MIL and I - alone. So please stop prating into our business.

Gosh!

Yes, my love, evil haunts the woods and especially the pond.
 

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« Reply #41 on: 14/10/2008 15:51:31 »
Is your wood possessed?
 

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« Reply #42 on: 15/10/2008 02:13:27 »
Most women would say it so - it is known to drive women to the edge of insane ecstasy.
 

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« Reply #43 on: 15/10/2008 11:57:10 »
Is your wood possessed?

RE-possessed. He couldn't afford the payments
 

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« Reply #44 on: 15/10/2008 23:42:35 »
Is your wood possessed?

RE-possessed. He couldn't afford the payments

Actually, Lloyd's has it insured so the bank couldn't touch it - Money doesn't really turn me on.

And we are NOT talking about timber, although that is all that is on your rodent mind - your diet. And NO! you may not nibble on it! Pervert!
 

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« Reply #45 on: 16/10/2008 17:29:50 »
A wunch of bankers would be interested in touching it, I'm sure.
 

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« Reply #46 on: 16/10/2008 23:41:01 »
A wunch of bankers would be interested in touching it, I'm sure.

Are they all homosexual??
 

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« Reply #47 on: 17/10/2008 23:58:55 »
I'm sure they will do anything for money in the present climate.
 

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« Reply #48 on: 31/12/2008 10:29:08 »
Awh
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