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Dearest All,

So there I was minding my own business squeezing one out when in comes Deano (our male cat)...their litter tray is in our loo !

He really didn't seem that bothered about stuff...so off he goes and does his thing in the litter tray at the very same time as I'm making choccy soup in our loo !

It was like blokes crapping together...well..it was actually ! ;D

I was so proud that I've been telling everybody about it all day !

So, have ewe ever emptied your bladder ?...evacuated your bowels in tandem with a family pet ?


Pray...elucidate...make your words eloquent and recollect in a describing way the joy that ewe experienced !

Personally, I think we should all call for ' crap with a pet week '


 

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Once when I went to tinkle, my two dogs followed me in....well, they actually followed me in  way more than once..... anyway....their feeding dishes were in there.  Benjamin got upset with Digger when he ate out of Benji's dish, so Benji hiked and peed on Diggers head.  Does that count?
 

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Once when I went to tinkle, my two dogs followed me in....well, they actually followed me in  way more than once..... anyway....their feeding dishes were in there.  Benjamin got upset with Digger when he ate out of Benji's dish, so Benji hiked and peed on Diggers head.  Does that count?

Yes...yes..of course it counts...if ewe were making lemonade the same time as your doggies then it of course counts !   ;D

Take pride in your experience....stand tall !...Be ' one ' with the bond !  ;D
 

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I can't say I have ever shared such an experience with my tortoises, but I did have occasion to nip behind some bushes for a little bladder relief on one occasion only to be crapped on from a great height by a bird.
 

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I can't say I have ever shared such an experience with my tortoises, but I did have occasion to nip behind some bushes for a little bladder relief on one occasion only to be crapped on from a great height by a bird.

Well, this most definitely counts....it's almost like a vicious circle....out of one appendage of your own  (probably onto a pooing slug)only to be returned the favour by receiving bird-exit-joy !

Ti's indeed a rare event.....some people take pride in seeing a shooting star...but you've upped the game...congratulations !

« Last Edit: 07/10/2008 11:18:53 by neilep »
 

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I was once strangling a brownie in our downstairs cloakroom when our GDS pushed the door open - something eerie in the way they watch you, ears cocked, head on one side.

In the Fens, where some of my ancestors came from, it was quite usual for old fenmen to go to stool with their collies out in the countryside when they trained them.
 

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I was once strangling a brownie in our downstairs cloakroom when our GDS pushed the door open - something eerie in the way they watch you, ears cocked, head on one side.

In the Fens, where some of my ancestors came from, it was quite usual for old fenmen to go to stool with their collies out in the countryside when they trained them.


I have to admit...I did also feel a little self conscious as Deano (the cat) looked at me whilst he laid some eggs of his own !

Gosh, those fenmen were well trained by their collies ? ;)
 

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When we first went to live in Denmark we had to stay in a flat on the 7th floor. Emi our cat came with us. she had been used to a house and garden and had forgotten how to use the litter tray. She spent most of her first few days hiding in the bathroom as the noises from the flats on all side were unfamiliar and scared her. We put the litter tray next to the toilet so she could find it without having to venture out into the new scary surroundings. After 12 hours of not peeing or pooing I took drastic action. I went into the bathroom and showed Emi that I was digging in her tray then I sat on the toilet and made lots of straining noises and then made a brown girl in the ring (tra la la la la.) You could see the penny drop in the cats brain so she jumped on the tray and spent a penny and a pound at the same time as I finished off my doings.

Happy open endings.
 

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There is defiantly a dissertation for a psychology doctoral candidate in here.

I KNOW that for sure.

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