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« Reply #25 on: 10/10/2008 05:56:47 »
This is beginning to sound like Mornington Crescent. ???
In a sentiment that I'm sure will be echoed here, RIP Humph.  It will be interesting to see who replaces him on ISIHAC. 

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« Reply #26 on: 10/10/2008 07:50:24 »

Yeah, I did!

He stays up all night pondering the existance of DOG!!  :D

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« Reply #27 on: 10/10/2008 07:51:39 »
Why do computer scientists always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

The solution:

Oct31 = Dec25

Is that clear now [?]
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« Reply #28 on: 10/10/2008 10:18:46 »
This is beginning to sound like Mornington Crescent. ???
In a sentiment that I'm sure will be echoed here, RIP Humph.  It will be interesting to see who replaces him on ISIHAC. 

Boris Johnson!  :D

But each episode would need to be 3 hours long!

"Ah, Um, yes, well, um, yes, well, Welcome to, um, I'm sorry I haven't, um, a clue, yes, well, um..."
 

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« Reply #29 on: 10/10/2008 11:32:07 »
Maybe it's because i'm from RSA but i don't know Humph. I do like european comedy though, like "Allo, Allo" and "Faulty Towers". Also that old Goon show, but it was before my years.

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« Reply #30 on: 10/10/2008 21:53:34 »
This is beginning to sound like Mornington Crescent. ???
In a sentiment that I'm sure will be echoed here, RIP Humph.  It will be interesting to see who replaces him on ISIHAC. 

Boris Johnson!  :D

But each episode would need to be 3 hours long!

"Ah, Um, yes, well, um, yes, well, Welcome to, um, I'm sorry I haven't, um, a clue, yes, well, um..."

WOuld he order an enquiry into whether Mornington Crescent was fair?
 

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« Reply #31 on: 11/10/2008 21:21:20 »
Maybe it's because I'm from RSA but i don't know Humph. I do like European comedy though, like "Allo, Allo" and "Faulty Towers". Also that old Goon show, but it was before my years.

"Would you like a seat?"
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We are talking about a radio 4 show who's jazz man presenter has just died. His comic timing and dry sense of humour will be a very hard act to follow. He hosted a comedy game show for old comedians (the best type.) The show had become an institution just like the goons are.
 

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« Reply #32 on: 12/10/2008 12:20:24 »
Thanks for the enlightenment.
 

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« Reply #33 on: 14/10/2008 17:05:56 »
I can now announce that I have concluded my research into birthdays.

Birthdays' appear to be very good for us. There can be no doubting that those who have the most birthdays' will live the longest.
 

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« Reply #34 on: 14/10/2008 19:02:25 »
Not absolutely guaranteed. Can anyone think why this isn't true for about 1 in 366 people?
 

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« Reply #35 on: 14/10/2008 19:34:25 »
Leap year.
 

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« Reply #36 on: 15/10/2008 12:45:52 »
Is the sound track to "An Inconvenient Truth" an algorithm?
 

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« Reply #37 on: 15/10/2008 21:38:47 »
no
 

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« Reply #38 on: 16/10/2008 07:49:06 »
no
Ah, but yes!

It's an "Al Gore Rythym"  [:o)]
 

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« Reply #39 on: 16/10/2008 19:48:02 »
What is the capital of Iceland?
 

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« Reply #40 on: 16/10/2008 19:48:16 »
Ł3.50
 

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« Reply #41 on: 16/10/2008 19:48:57 »
OK I know it isn't a science joke but I like it anyway.
 

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« Reply #42 on: 17/10/2008 08:03:37 »
What's brown and sounds like radar?
 

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« Reply #43 on: 17/10/2008 08:03:54 »
Poop........poop.........poop.........
 

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« Reply #44 on: 17/10/2008 10:24:29 »
Hee HeeHee.. I like that one.....LOL!
 

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« Reply #45 on: 17/10/2008 12:10:30 »
What is the capital of Iceland?

Reykjavík
 

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« Reply #46 on: 17/10/2008 14:55:59 »
What is the capital of Iceland?

Reykjavík

I think that MiL was alluding to the current bank situation....or did I just fall for an obvious bluff?
 

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« Reply #47 on: 17/10/2008 15:06:29 »
What is the capital of Iceland?

Reykjavík

I think that MiL was alluding to the current bank situation....or did I just fall for an obvious bluff?


NO and sorry but I did.
Also I am a rather logically thinking person.
 

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« Reply #48 on: 17/10/2008 15:29:00 »
Did you hear about the person who accidentally swallowed some alpha-L-glucose and discovered that he had no ill effects?



Apparently he was ambidextrose.
 

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« Reply #49 on: 17/10/2008 17:24:09 »
What is K9P?
 

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