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« Reply #50 on: 17/10/2008 17:30:27 »
What is K9P?

It's what dogs splash on lamposts.
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« Reply #51 on: 17/10/2008 17:34:29 »
A physicist, a chemist and a biologist go into a pub. The barman says: "Is this some sort of joke?"
 

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« Reply #52 on: 17/10/2008 18:45:31 »
There was a young lady called Bright
Whose speed was far faster than light
She went out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.

 

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« Reply #53 on: 17/10/2008 20:39:10 »
not a joke, but it has numbers in it:

11 was a racehorse
12 was 12
1111 race
12112!
 

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« Reply #54 on: 20/10/2008 22:07:42 »
Why did the mushroom always get invited to parties?
 

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« Reply #55 on: 21/10/2008 09:28:20 »
I'll assume this is about the fungi to be with?
 

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« Reply #56 on: 21/10/2008 15:52:56 »
not a joke, but it has numbers in it:

11 was a racehorse
12 was 12
1111 race
12112!

Very funny - but to begin with I thought it was in binary.  ::)
 

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« Reply #57 on: 21/10/2008 18:38:43 »
There are 10 types of people
Those who understand binary; those who dont, and the ones who understand ternary.
 

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« Reply #58 on: 21/10/2008 18:53:49 »
There are 10 types of people
Those who understand binary; those who dont, and the ones who understand ternary.

That's 11! ;D
 

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« Reply #59 on: 21/10/2008 19:36:30 »
Anthea Ternary?
 

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« Reply #60 on: 21/10/2008 20:03:29 »
Or comic ternary?
 

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« Reply #61 on: 21/10/2008 20:06:07 »
BTW, it seems a pity that Sorin Cosofret and Common sense seeker  haven't contributed to this thread.
 

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« Reply #62 on: 21/10/2008 20:30:04 »
Bored Chemist you stole a previously posted joke of mine TUT!
 

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« Reply #63 on: 21/10/2008 20:31:42 »
Not a science joke, but it makes everyone laugh.

What do you get when you pour boiled water down a rabbit hole?
 

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« Reply #64 on: 21/10/2008 20:33:39 »
Hot-cross bunnies.

i love that one.
 

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« Reply #65 on: 21/10/2008 20:37:07 »
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only believes in the element of surprise.
 

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« Reply #66 on: 21/10/2008 20:46:05 »
Cos he's a real fungi.

 I'll try again- What's the last thing that goes through a bee's mind when he hits your windscreen?
 

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« Reply #67 on: 21/10/2008 20:48:55 »
Cos he's a real fungi.

 I'll try again- What's the last thing that goes through a bee's mind when he hits your windscreen?

HIS ARSE!
 

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« Reply #68 on: 21/10/2008 20:56:16 »
I think his bum is a touch more refined dentstudent, but you get a gold star anyway.
 

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« Reply #69 on: 22/10/2008 07:59:45 »
Thanks....

There was a young girl from Nantucket
Whose head fell off straight in a bucket
with a shrug of dismay
and with her anger awry
She kicked it and shouted "Oh....now, well, that won't do at all...."
 

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« Reply #70 on: 22/10/2008 22:43:22 »
Dentdtudent you are getting far too rowdy.

On Bee Jokes....What type of bee produces milk????

BOOBEES!
 

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« Reply #71 on: 23/10/2008 09:05:14 »
on animals, what do you get when you cross a primate with a landmine?


A baBOOM!
 

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« Reply #72 on: 23/10/2008 11:21:55 »
Good grief; can it get any worse?
 

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« Reply #73 on: 23/10/2008 14:12:10 »
Not a joke per se but something that happened on the Star Wars set.

Actress Carrie Fisher was asked by the director George Cukor not to wear a bra' under her Princess Leia suit. When she asked why not he said "Because there's no underwear in space". ;D
 

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« Reply #74 on: 23/10/2008 14:32:38 »
George Cukor?  :D :D

Suddenly I'm envisioning My Fair Lady in space..."The rain in space stays mainly in the....place?" La la la.
 

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