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« Reply #25 on: 14/10/2008 15:54:36 »
I think I would go for a giant douche. It sounds fun to me. What's a douche?
 

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« Reply #26 on: 14/10/2008 18:08:27 »
I think it's time that the US & UK & Europe had a 'NONE OF THE ABOVE' box on the ballot papers, so we can ALL express our opinions on these puppets. Or should I say Muppets!!!
 

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« Reply #27 on: 14/10/2008 18:44:56 »
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I think I would go for a giant douche. It sounds fun to me. What's a douche?

Its used to clean out those interior portions of the body with exterior openings that lie below the waist.  Mostly used by females, but also enjoyed by some BDSM aficionados.



Ill spare you the posting of my Turd Sandwich pics  [xx(]
 

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« Reply #28 on: 15/10/2008 02:14:57 »
He has 4 exams this week and he find pictures such as the one above to post? The lad is off.
 

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« Reply #29 on: 15/10/2008 04:01:08 »
 ;D ;D ;D

Google is great!

 

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« Reply #30 on: 15/10/2008 04:09:55 »
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I think I would go for a giant douche. It sounds fun to me. What's a douche?

Its used to clean out those interior portions of the body with exterior openings that lie below the waist.  Mostly used by females, but also enjoyed by some BDSM aficionados.



Ill spare you the posting of my Turd Sandwich pics  [xx(]

That is the most ancient douche bag I have seen in a long time!!

Thanks for sparing us! LOL LOL!
 

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« Reply #31 on: 15/10/2008 04:11:24 »
Remember the good old days of ennama's.. YUCKKKKKKKKY! I hated them as A Kid...
 

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« Reply #32 on: 15/10/2008 04:17:13 »
My great grandmother had one of these hanging in her shower.  My parents used to tell me that it was a "hot water bottle" and that I shouldnt touch it. 

Unfortunately my cousins didnt get the same warning.

I probably should tease them about this.
 

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« Reply #33 on: 15/10/2008 04:20:48 »
Yep.. my grandma had one too..  I just hate them.. LOL it is awful funny to see one.. Grandmas looked just like that one too! HEE HEE!
 

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« Reply #34 on: 15/10/2008 08:09:56 »
Remember the good old days of ennama's.. YUCKKKKKKKKY! I hated them as A Kid...

Walking through a hospital one day I asked a doctor why he had an ennama behind his ear. He took the ennama and looked at it in horror "Oh no! Some bum's got my pencil".
 

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« Reply #35 on: 15/10/2008 08:17:06 »
Lol lol lol .. Thats a funny one.. anD I love the play on words too! hee hee......
 

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« Reply #36 on: 15/10/2008 09:26:30 »
The horror...the horror.

Unsuspecting Americans were treated to a picture of Sarah Palin on the cover of Newsweek and her picture hadn't been retouched. [:0]

There was evidence of an unwanted whisker, some wrinkling and 'un-extracted pores'. [:I]

The Republicans were the most indignant, apparently. They clearly didn't want their favourite serial moose-killer to actually look the way she did; that would be an unvarnished truth - not welcome in politics!
 

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« Reply #37 on: 15/10/2008 11:34:47 »
TRUTH!!!!!

Filthy language, wash your mouth out with carbolic.
 

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« Reply #38 on: 15/10/2008 14:45:17 »
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There was evidence of an unwanted whisker, some wrinkling and 'un-extracted pores'.

Yeah, I saw a video of Senator Biden yesterday as well with brand new hair plugs and so freshly botoxed that he couldnt even move his face from the eyes up. You should listen to this guy on C-Span during Senate hearings. I dont know if there is a member of Congress more in love with himself and his own voice, and that says a lot.
 

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« Reply #39 on: 15/10/2008 20:24:29 »
Politics.

Poly means many and ticks are blood sucking creatures.
 

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« Reply #40 on: 15/10/2008 23:50:48 »
Vampires - WHERE?

 

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« Reply #41 on: 16/10/2008 00:09:51 »
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I think it's time that the US & UK & Europe had a 'NONE OF THE ABOVE' box on the ballot papers

Yup, i would vote for Richard Pryor too ! ;D
 

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« Reply #42 on: 16/10/2008 05:44:44 »
Walter Cronkite: Do you have a question for the President?

Peter (on phone): Uh.. I, uh.. I took some acid.. I'm afraid to leave my apartment, and I can't wear any clothes.. and the ceiling is dripping, and uh.. I, uh..

Walter Cronkite: Well, thank you very much for calling, sir..

President Jimmy Carter: Just a minute, Walter, this guy's in trouble. I think I better try to talk him down. Peter?

Peter (on phone): Yeah..?

President Jimmy Carter: Peter, what did the acid look like?

Peter (on phone): They were these little orange pills.

President Jimmy Carter: Were they barrel shaped?

Peter (on phone): Uh.. yes.

President Jimmy Carter: Okay, right, you did some orange sunshine, Peter.

Peter (on phone): Very good of you to know that, sir.

President Jimmy Carter: How long ago did you take it, Peter?

Peter (on phone): Uh.. I don't know. I can't read my watch.

President Jimmy Carter: Alright, Peter, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for about five more hours. Try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex.. if you have a beer, go ahead and drink it..

Peter (on phone): Okay..

President Jimmy Carter: Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?

Peter (on phone): Yes, I do, sir. Everything is okay, huh Jimmy?

President Jimmy Carter: It sure is, Peter. You know, I'm against drug use myself, but I'm not going to lay that on you right now. Just mellow out the best you can, okay?

Peter (on phone): Okay..!

President Jimmy Carter: Okay.

 

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« Reply #43 on: 16/10/2008 23:08:18 »
Oh thank heaven for Jimmy Carter and Walter Cronkite - the latter just happening to be a graduate of the same TEXAS university from which I matriculated -  and even grad-i-ated from.
 

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« Reply #44 on: 17/10/2008 14:33:50 »
Republican because Dems are dumb.
Lol, just kidding.
 

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« Reply #45 on: 17/10/2008 17:35:48 »
Republican because Dems are dumb.

"They are dumb", not "Dems are dumb".

The standard of some peoples' grammar
 

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« Reply #46 on: 17/10/2008 21:09:00 »
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Oh thank heaven for Jimmy Carter...

Whoa!...that just might be the first time that phrase has been uttered aloud.  :P
 

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« Reply #47 on: 21/10/2008 02:30:16 »
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Oh thank heaven for Jimmy Carter...

Whoa!...that just might be the first time that phrase has been uttered aloud.  :P

It wasn't spoken - it was typed! So there!
 

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« Reply #48 on: 21/10/2008 19:26:38 »
But it was read by someone whose lips moved as they read; does that count?
 

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« Reply #49 on: 22/10/2008 03:02:40 »
But it was read by someone whose lips moved as they read; does that count?

Oh - YES! - does he drool as well when he reads?
 

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