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« on: 31/10/2008 15:02:29 »
We've got 3 gerbils - Tom, Dick & Jerry. Tom & Jerry are grey, and Dick is black. Black Dick is Sandra's favourite. She really loves her black Dick. Every chance she gets, there she is playing with her black Dick; stroking and tickling it. That makes black Dick stand up straight and Sandra really likes that.


 

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« Reply #1 on: 31/10/2008 15:38:29 »
Stone the crows!!! I thought I had logged on to the wrong forum!
 

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« Reply #2 on: 31/10/2008 18:56:50 »
You'd better watch out, Doc. Once they've had gerbil there's no going back!

You don't want to know about the rat!
 

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« Reply #3 on: 31/10/2008 19:37:36 »
LOL...and there I was thinking that ewe meant Sandra would be needing this
 

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« Reply #4 on: 31/10/2008 20:50:27 »
Toothpaste? Kindly elucidate, הידיד שלי
 

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« Reply #5 on: 31/10/2008 21:16:18 »
Toothpaste? Kindly elucidate, הידיד שלי

My friend, ewe need to zoom in a bit...it's a tube of KY !  ;)


Hugs the Eth.

 

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« Reply #6 on: 31/10/2008 21:41:18 »
Toothpaste? Kindly elucidate, הידיד שלי

My friend, ewe need to zoom in a bit...it's a tube of KY !  ;)


Hugs the Eth.



A tube of Kentucky? What's that all about, then?
 

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« Reply #7 on: 31/10/2008 23:34:45 »
KY is where all the inbred perverts live.
 

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« Reply #8 on: 01/11/2008 03:52:51 »
Not all of them. You're forgetting Arkansas.
 

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« Reply #9 on: 01/11/2008 13:34:38 »
Not all of them. You're forgetting Arkansas.

And I also forgot a 6 acre estate in Oxfordshire.
 

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« Reply #10 on: 01/11/2008 15:01:21 »
Which estate might that be?
 

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« Reply #11 on: 02/11/2008 20:05:41 »
I have always had a liking for spotted Dick.
 

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« Reply #12 on: 02/11/2008 20:19:36 »
I have always had a liking for spotted Dick.

You should live in a leper colony then
 

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« Reply #13 on: 04/11/2008 02:31:08 »
Which estate might that be?

Thine, m'lord.
 

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« Reply #14 on: 04/11/2008 02:32:03 »
I have always had a liking for spotted Dick.

You should live in a leper colony then

It wouldn't do much good. They would keep falling off.
 

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« Reply #15 on: 04/11/2008 18:47:21 »
Which estate might that be?

Thine, m'lord.

I don't have 6 acres.
 

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« Reply #16 on: 04/11/2008 21:11:14 »
That is because you haven't got spotted dick!
 

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« Reply #17 on: 05/11/2008 10:49:44 »
For which I am grateful.
 

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« Reply #18 on: 05/11/2008 13:49:02 »
A farmer once promised  to give me a couple of acres, he kicked me in the goolies!!!
 

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« Reply #19 on: 05/11/2008 14:56:04 »
I see Don has started scraping the bottom of that barrel we bought him
 

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« Reply #20 on: 05/11/2008 15:50:42 »
That'll teach you not to be such a cheap-skate, buying me a second hand barrel.
 

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« Reply #21 on: 05/11/2008 16:04:11 »
The whipround didn't raise enough for a new 1
 

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« Reply #22 on: 05/11/2008 16:06:46 »
So we'v gone from Sandra's preferences to whipping eh!

This thread needs an 18 certificate!
 

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« Reply #23 on: 05/11/2008 16:13:50 »
So we'v gone from Sandra's preferences to whipping eh!

Did anyone say there's a difference?
 

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« Reply #24 on: 05/11/2008 18:38:31 »
I see Don has started scraping the bottom of that barrel we bought him
Here Don come and scrape my nice double barrel *raises shot gun*
 

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