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Author Topic: Mosquito problem - how can I stop them buzzing around my head at night?  (Read 23104 times)

Offline yor_on

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Ok, so I had a revelation under the night.
A voice shrouded in light told me to tell you to wear wings and wait.
When the mosquitoes come you were to make a grab for the nearest one.
Then you in a warm friendly but stern voice should inform it to.
'Take me to your mothership'

As you now had wings you would have no problem following the swarm.
And well there you could easily negotiate a surrender.
After all, they are attacking you,right?

Ps: to keep your wings light and comfortable, use papier-mache.
Beware of damp though.
« Last Edit: 12/11/2008 11:26:51 by yor_on »

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