The Naked Scientists

The Naked Scientists Forum

Author Topic: Offering help to those who need it  (Read 5237 times)

Offline DoctorBeaver

  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *******
  • Posts: 12656
  • Thanked: 3 times
  • A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
    • View Profile
Offering help to those who need it
« on: 16/11/2008 20:39:26 »


 

Offline JimBob

  • Global Moderator
  • Neilep Level Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6564
  • Thanked: 7 times
  • Moderator
    • View Profile
Offering help to those who need it
« Reply #1 on: 17/11/2008 02:19:09 »
Dear Doctor,

Bev, you should be aware that the underwear goes underneath the woman's cloths. I learned to dress that way from you.

As a psychologist, you should also realize that I will retaliate, adding that upon your divulging of such "intimate" information about me, I would reveal that when we are together and you first saw the woman's underwear you had asked me to wear for you, then you had me outfit you with a full saddle, bit in your mouth, and whip you to "fulfillment" with the riding crop while I rode you around the room yelling "follow me lads, we will break them. These natives are just primitives. FOR VICTORIA AND EMPIRE!!"  I had trouble not laughing my arse off.

To the forum:

I do apologize for this lover's spat aired on the web. But, this, my friends, is the secret life of this Beaver. I can post the pictures Doc's walla took on this occasion. The Beaver likes to chronicle his adventures and share them with his "loved ones." Of course I would need to get them from Mumbai and it would some take time but they are available.


 

Offline Don_1

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6890
  • Thanked: 7 times
  • A stupid comment for every occasion.
    • View Profile
    • Knight Light Haulage
Offering help to those who need it
« Reply #2 on: 17/11/2008 11:28:49 »
Sounds to me like you two will be visiting the Erotica Exhibition in the Grand Hall at Olympia later this week. I will be working in the National Hall on a more normal exhibition, but as official logistics contractor on Erotica, I have full access to the show.

I'll take some candid pics of the pair of you to post here.
 

Offline DoctorBeaver

  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *******
  • Posts: 12656
  • Thanked: 3 times
  • A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
    • View Profile
Offering help to those who need it
« Reply #3 on: 17/11/2008 13:49:34 »
Dear Doctor,

Bev, you should be aware that the underwear goes underneath the woman's cloths. I learned to dress that way from you.

As a psychologist, you should also realize that I will retaliate, adding that upon your divulging of such "intimate" information about me, I would reveal that when we are together and you first saw the woman's underwear you had asked me to wear for you, then you had me outfit you with a full saddle, bit in your mouth, and whip you to "fulfillment" with the riding crop while I rode you around the room yelling "follow me lads, we will break them. These natives are just primitives. FOR VICTORIA AND EMPIRE!!"  I had trouble not laughing my arse off.

To the forum:

I do apologize for this lover's spat aired on the web. But, this, my friends, is the secret life of this Beaver. I can post the pictures Doc's walla took on this occasion. The Beaver likes to chronicle his adventures and share them with his "loved ones." Of course I would need to get them from Mumbai and it would some take time but they are available.




I provided proof. Can you do the same?
 

Offline DoctorBeaver

  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *******
  • Posts: 12656
  • Thanked: 3 times
  • A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
    • View Profile
Offering help to those who need it
« Reply #4 on: 17/11/2008 13:50:12 »
Sounds to me like you two will be visiting the Erotica Exhibition in the Grand Hall at Olympia later this week. I will be working in the National Hall on a more normal exhibition, but as official logistics contractor on Erotica, I have full access to the show.

I'll take some candid pics of the pair of you to post here.

But I'll be in disguise.
 

Offline Don_1

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6890
  • Thanked: 7 times
  • A stupid comment for every occasion.
    • View Profile
    • Knight Light Haulage
Offering help to those who need it
« Reply #5 on: 17/11/2008 14:19:45 »
Disguise or datguise, a Beaver shouldn't be too hard to spot.

Oh I don't know though!!!!


Could be quite a few Beavers on display!!!
 

Offline JimBob

  • Global Moderator
  • Neilep Level Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6564
  • Thanked: 7 times
  • Moderator
    • View Profile
Offering help to those who need it
« Reply #6 on: 17/11/2008 15:18:20 »
Dear Doctor,

Bev, you should be aware that the underwear goes underneath the woman's cloths. I learned to dress that way from you.

As a psychologist, you should also realize that I will retaliate, adding that upon your divulging of such "intimate" information about me, I would reveal that when we are together and you first saw the woman's underwear you had asked me to wear for you, then you had me outfit you with a full saddle, bit in your mouth, and whip you to "fulfillment" with the riding crop while I rode you around the room yelling "follow me lads, we will break them. These natives are just primitives. FOR VICTORIA AND EMPIRE!!"  I had trouble not laughing my arse off.

To the forum:

I do apologize for this lover's spat aired on the web. But, this, my friends, is the secret life of this Beaver. I can post the pictures Doc's walla took on this occasion. The Beaver likes to chronicle his adventures and share them with his "loved ones." Of course I would need to get them from Mumbai and it would some take time but they are available.




I provided proof. Can you do the same?

PROOF? you consider a Cartoon PROOF? My dear sir you really HAVE retreated to the most obscure hinterland of your feeble mind!

Nevertheless, I'll send an email to my bank wallah in Mumbai, have him get a court order to open the safety deposit box - we'll need to FedEd the papers to and from India - and get the pictures your house wallah took from the bank safety deposit box. To save time, I will have them scanned in India if the bank wallah knows a pornographer. If not, we will need to ship them here and I will need to scan them - you must remember these are very fragile glass plate photographs so all due precautions for the preservation of historical content must be taken.

 
« Last Edit: 17/11/2008 15:21:23 by JimBob »
 

Offline RD

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 8124
  • Thanked: 53 times
    • View Profile
Offering help to those who need it
« Reply #7 on: 17/11/2008 18:58:20 »
Quote
EROTICA 2008, OLYMPIA GRAND HALL, London.
Featuring: Stunning performances, steamy experiences, sexy seminars, lingerie, corsetry, fetish wear, art, toys, guys, girls and much more.


The queue of dirty macs should be visible from space.   :)
 

Offline Don_1

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6890
  • Thanked: 7 times
  • A stupid comment for every occasion.
    • View Profile
    • Knight Light Haulage
Offering help to those who need it
« Reply #8 on: 18/11/2008 09:25:53 »
Quote
EROTICA 2008, OLYMPIA GRAND HALL, London.
Featuring: Stunning performances, steamy experiences, sexy seminars, lingerie, corsetry, fetish wear, art, toys, guys, girls and much more.


The queue of dirty macs should be visible from space.   :)

There will be the usual compliment of weirdo's; men being dragged around on a lead by women and vice verse, men with boobs, women with phallic symbols (dildo's), men in women's cloths, women in men's cloths, leather, latex, rubber and spandex, all manner of sadomasochistic apparel, pervs to the left, pervs to the right, young, not-so-young, old and ancient. And that's just the visitors!!! Believe me there will not be a dirty mac in sight, they all proudly display their perversions even before they get to the show. Stand on Hammersmith Road or Olympia Way and you'll be in fits of laughter one minute, disgusted the next and totally confused the next.


Oh! There will also be the odd few rather tasty and scantily clad young ladies
 

Offline JimBob

  • Global Moderator
  • Neilep Level Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6564
  • Thanked: 7 times
  • Moderator
    • View Profile
Offering help to those who need it
« Reply #9 on: 18/11/2008 15:19:10 »
Quote
EROTICA 2008, OLYMPIA GRAND HALL, London.
Featuring: Stunning performances, steamy experiences, sexy seminars, lingerie, corsetry, fetish wear, art, toys, guys, girls and much more.


The queue of dirty macs should be visible from space.   :)

There will be the usual compliment of weirdo's; men being dragged around on a lead by women and vice verse, men with boobs, women with phallic symbols (dildo's), men in women's cloths, women in men's cloths, leather, latex, rubber and spandex, all manner of sadomasochistic apparel, pervs to the left, pervs to the right, young, not-so-young, old and ancient. And that's just the visitors!!! Believe me there will not be a dirty mac in sight, they all proudly display their perversions even before they get to the show. Stand on Hammersmith Road or Olympia Way and you'll be in fits of laughter one minute, disgusted the next and totally confused the next.


Oh! There will also be the odd few rather tasty and scantily clad young ladies

It appears, Don, that you are a regular - you know where to go, when to be there and where the best vantage points are. I believe this falls into the perversion of "Voyeurism."

Welcome to the club, you old perv!
 

Offline Make it Lady

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4050
  • Hands-on fun for everyone!
    • View Profile
Offering help to those who need it
« Reply #10 on: 18/11/2008 17:28:28 »
Don can I come too. It sounds fun to me. I went to one in Denmark and was fascinated by the video demonstrations of double ended dildos.
 

Offline Don_1

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6890
  • Thanked: 7 times
  • A stupid comment for every occasion.
    • View Profile
    • Knight Light Haulage
Offering help to those who need it
« Reply #11 on: 18/11/2008 17:32:27 »
Honest, I work on the build & break of the show, and while it's open, I work in the next hall building the PETEX show, far too busy to notice.


Welcome to the club, you old perv!

Well OK then, maybe I take a liitle peek now and again and might pop in to see if the organiser needs me for anything. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!
 

Offline Don_1

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6890
  • Thanked: 7 times
  • A stupid comment for every occasion.
    • View Profile
    • Knight Light Haulage
Offering help to those who need it
« Reply #12 on: 18/11/2008 17:45:41 »
Don can I come too. It sounds fun to me. I went to one in Denmark and was fascinated by the video demonstrations of double ended dildos.

I start on the show tomorrow morning, it opens to the pervs public on Friday.
 

The Naked Scientists Forum

Offering help to those who need it
« Reply #12 on: 18/11/2008 17:45:41 »

 

SMF 2.0.10 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines
SMFAds for Free Forums