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Happy Yule to you all
« Reply #25 on: 22/12/2008 10:13:28 »
For most pagans today is Hangover Day  :D
 

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« Reply #26 on: 22/12/2008 19:03:19 »
Bet your off to sink those chisel teeth into a nice tree trunk or 6 over the festering season. Watch out for the trappers and give my regards to Jim Bowie and Dave Crocket, who spent many years with a beaver keeping their heads warm, apparently.

Merry Crimbo Eth And a glorious new year to everyone Ho Ho Ho = buy 1 get 2 free
 

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« Reply #27 on: 24/12/2008 21:19:56 »
Bet your off to sink those chisel teeth into a nice tree trunk or 6 over the festering season. Watch out for the trappers and give my regards to Jim Bowie and Dave Crocket, who spent many years with a beaver keeping their heads warm, apparently.

Merry Crimbo Eth And a glorious new year to everyone Ho Ho Ho = buy 1 get 2 free

It is actually a purported to be a 'coon skin cap. ('coon = raccoon) Beavers adorned the heads of the ones who could afford them - they are quite nice. I have had one.
 
 

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« Reply #28 on: 24/12/2008 21:31:50 »
I would quite enjoy sitting on your head and crapping down your back!  :P
 

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« Reply #29 on: 24/12/2008 23:31:13 »
Bugger this "Yule" lark.

Merry Christmas, all. I bring gifts of the most wonderful christmas carols...


MR HANKY THE CHRISTMAS POO

We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!

I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)

Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?
Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!
Stan: Come on dude, push!
Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
Kyle: Here he comes!

[POP!]

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!

I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.

Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!

Singers: Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.

Howdy Ho!

AND

I FARTED ON SANTAS KNEE (LAP FOR THOSE AMERICANS)

OR THIS:
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Mom made beans for dinner

you know i ate em all

said come get your coat on

goin to the mall gona visit santa

and sit apon his knee

but all that I could think about

was how not to cut the cheese

waiting there for santa

thought that id explode

the gas bubble grew bigger

with every ho ho ho

try my best to hide that I was doing swell

but when Isat down on santas lap he hollard whats that smell !



~chorus~

I farted on santas lap

now Christmas is gonna stink for me

I farted on santas lap

now ill get &*&*&*& under my Christmas tree



I asked him for a baseball

I asked him for a bat

I asked him for some ice skates

but I'll get none of that

I asked him for a lot of things

I'll have to do with out

when i sat down on santas lap

I let one slip out

~chorus~

On Christmas eve I snuck out

of my bed with out a sound

went down to the living room to take a look around

and then I saw santanext to the Christmas tree

his arms were full of preasents and they were all for me

put them in a pile got up to turn around

then blew a fart with such great force our tree all most

so I'll always charish that speacial moment when

I realized even old saint nick rips one now and then

~chorus~
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« Reply #30 on: 25/12/2008 00:08:45 »
Happy bah, humbug to all.
 

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« Reply #31 on: 25/12/2008 11:49:49 »
Happy Christmas indeed to one and all, even the Hum Buggers!  LOL
 

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« Reply #32 on: 31/12/2008 16:53:27 »
I would quite enjoy sitting on your head and crapping down your back!  :P

Beaver hats are made from DEAD beaver pelts - how can you crap down my back if you are a disemboweled hunk of fur, removed from the skin, and pounded into felt?

(Beavers are very disadvantaged, like Gypsies. They don't have any place in a beaver lodge to teach the kits [or the knowledge and mental capacity for such an endeavor.] Thus they cannot learn how anything is done, including how their forefathers [and mothers] were trapped, skinned and transformed into haberdasheral splendor for humans.)

Poor lout - he tries SO hard!
 

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« Reply #33 on: 31/12/2008 21:04:47 »
They also have goofy teeth

I would quite enjoy sitting on your head and crapping down your back!  :P

Beaver hats are made from DEAD beaver pelts - how can you crap down my back if you are a disemboweled hunk of fur, removed from the skin, and pounded into felt?

(Beavers are very disadvantaged, like Gypsies. They don't have any place in a beaver lodge to teach the kits [or the knowledge and mental capacity for such an endeavor.] Thus they cannot learn how anything is done, including how their forefathers [and mothers] were trapped, skinned and transformed into haberdasheral splendor for humans.)

Poor lout - he tries SO hard!

 

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« Reply #34 on: 31/12/2008 23:18:35 »
Less of it, you ba***rds!  [:(!]
 

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