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Proof of Life on Mars, no ifs or buts !!!
« on: 01/04/2005 18:46:19 »
At last, we have answered the old question about life on Mars!

It is pretty well known, that LIFE ONLY PRODUCES HOOKS.

Rocks never have hooks.

Crystals never have hooks.

Sand and dust never have hooks.

Water and ice never have them.


If a hook on Mars is observed, it follows that LIFE is or was present out there!

This is why this picture is a proof positive of the Life on Mars:





The old question is answered OK, is not it?


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Re: Proof of Life on Mars, no ifs or buts !!!
« Reply #1 on: 01/04/2005 20:26:24 »
You're persistant....I'll give you that !!....well....I'm convinced....again !!

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« Reply #2 on: 02/04/2005 11:06:19 »
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Originally posted by neilepI'm convinced....again !!


One can not resist the hook!
 

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Re: Proof of Life on Mars, no ifs or buts !!!
« Reply #3 on: 02/04/2005 14:24:31 »
HaHa :D

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« Reply #4 on: 02/04/2005 16:13:16 »
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Originally posted by Ultima wOw the world spins?
Yes it does. Absolutely.
 

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Re: Proof of Life on Mars, no ifs or buts !!!
« Reply #5 on: 02/04/2005 16:33:52 »
Why are you commenting my signature?

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« Reply #6 on: 02/04/2005 18:07:31 »
do  not mind

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Re: Proof of Life on Mars, no ifs or buts !!!
« Reply #7 on: 06/04/2005 17:22:08 »
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Originally posted by extrasense

At last, we have answered the old question about life on Mars!

It is pretty well known, that LIFE ONLY PRODUCES HOOKS...




I can't agree how well known that is. Perhaps you can give your source for this information. Remember that you must prove that all other natural processes are excluded from producing the shape in the picture.
 

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Re: Proof of Life on Mars, no ifs or buts !!!
« Reply #8 on: 07/04/2005 05:58:57 »
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Originally posted by gsmollin

quote:
Originally posted by extrasense

It is pretty well known, that LIFE ONLY PRODUCES HOOKS...
you must prove that all other natural processes are excluded from producing the shape in the picture.


Not at all. It is simply an observation of everyone of 7 billions of human beings, including you [:p]

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« Reply #9 on: 07/04/2005 10:28:02 »
Sheesh dude what is your problem. Do you not think about anything else other than life on Mars??? What captivates you so much about it? Please I'm having difficulty understanding why you care if any of us believe there is life on Mars... JUST WAIT FOR ACTUAL PROOF!!!! If a nice little robot pops it's head up and says "omg i've just found some bacteria living a metre down in the rock", I would be like "wow thats neat, so there is life on Mars". Until then im not going to assume there is and look at blurry pictures for any sort of wild guess at what they might say about life. You should get into Zoology it would be much more rewarding looking at the diversity of life where there is some...

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« Reply #10 on: 07/04/2005 11:26:46 »
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Originally posted by Ultima

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who cares what you assume?

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Re: Proof of Life on Mars, no ifs or buts !!!
« Reply #11 on: 07/04/2005 14:44:10 »
I don't know about you, but I have found rocks roughly that shape (if you mean the one in the centre of the picture) in streams and beaches many times, without the need for life to produce it. It looks like a slightly rounded rock that has been split in two, it may be slightly hook shaped, but thankfully (speaking as a climber) you quite often get hook shaped pieces of rock, and if the rock is shaped by wind errosion you can get really crazy shapes, with no need for life at all.

 

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Re: Proof of Life on Mars, no ifs or buts !!!
« Reply #12 on: 07/04/2005 19:19:29 »
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Originally posted by daveshorts

 (speaking as a climber) you quite often get hook shaped pieces of rock


I wish you could post a picture of such rock with a hook. You must be able to, if you get them "quite often".

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Re: Proof of Life on Mars, no ifs or buts !!!
« Reply #13 on: 07/04/2005 21:18:40 »
I am not sure how like a hook you want but if you look at:
http://daa22.clare.cam.ac.uk/photos/2003-07-13-The-day-after-Niges-wedding//pict2708-.big.jpg

and consider what the rock my mate Andy is hanging off would look like from below, wouldn't that catch a loop of rope in a very hooklike way? I am living is somewhere with no decent rocks so I am relying on photos I have already taken so they don't illustrate the hookness very well, but use your imagination
 

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Re: Proof of Life on Mars, no ifs or buts !!!
« Reply #14 on: 08/04/2005 02:57:34 »
do you know what a fishing hook is????????????????????????
 

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Re: Proof of Life on Mars, no ifs or buts !!!
« Reply #15 on: 08/04/2005 11:54:14 »
Yeah cos all those martians are desperate to go fishing in all the ocean on Mars.

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« Reply #16 on: 08/04/2005 17:58:12 »
quote:
Originally posted by extrasense

quote:
Originally posted by gsmollin

quote:
Originally posted by extrasense

It is pretty well known, that LIFE ONLY PRODUCES HOOKS...
you must prove that all other natural processes are excluded from producing the shape in the picture.


Not at all. It is simply an observation of everyone of 7 billions of human beings, including you [:p]

es





You're wrong about that. It can't be more than 6,999,999,999 human beings, because I am not agreeing. Hence my question. Because of the brush-off, I'm assuming at this point you're just trolling. Prove me wrong.

« Last Edit: 08/04/2005 17:58:53 by gsmollin »
 

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Re: Proof of Life on Mars, no ifs or buts !!!
« Reply #17 on: 09/04/2005 12:06:55 »
I have presented a picture of an alive thing.

You do nothing but pure gossip.
This proves you are wrong on all counts.

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Re: Proof of Life on Mars, no ifs or buts !!!
« Reply #18 on: 09/04/2005 16:28:29 »
LOL your posts never fail to make me laugh :D

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