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Why is my willy green?
« on: 01/01/2009 01:14:29 »
Bet that got your attention!

HAPPY NEW YEAR to you all  :)


 

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« Reply #1 on: 01/01/2009 01:53:51 »
psst- keep it out of the guacamole!   [:0] [:0]
 

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« Reply #2 on: 01/01/2009 02:35:01 »
Thank you, dear old chap!
 

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« Reply #3 on: 01/01/2009 03:44:48 »
Good grief Eth!  Don't do that.  I thought you had gotten into something really nasty! ;)


Happy New Year to you too!
 

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« Reply #4 on: 01/01/2009 10:44:41 »
Yes, H N Y to you DoctorBeaver and everyone else on the forum.

Did you know that there's one of your kind on the loose after escaping with two females from a sanctuary in Devon? The females were recaptured but he is at large still; he is large too - 40kg.

Apparently Devon is 'ideal beaver country' and they escaped after heavy rain and rising water levels short-circuited their electric fence!

(Yesterday's Guardian)
 

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« Reply #5 on: 01/01/2009 11:52:40 »
Have you been playing Mr Greengrocer hides the courgette again, naughty Beaver.
 

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« Reply #6 on: 01/01/2009 14:10:10 »
Happy New Year Doc Beaver. I hope that my favourite rodent's well.

Same goes for everyone too. Have a good, fun 2009 !!!
 

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« Reply #7 on: 01/01/2009 15:50:15 »
JOY! JOY! JOY!  Happiness for one and all! Love, Caring, and the gifts of benevolent humanity for all in the coming year!



(I just love seeing my name in print)
 

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« Reply #8 on: 01/01/2009 22:35:10 »
he is large too - 40kg.

That's a bit above average for a European beaver (Castor Fiber). Their usual weight is 32-37Kg although they have been known to reach 48Kg. They are about 30% larger than their American cousins Castor Canadensis (and considerably more intelligent!  :P ).
 

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« Reply #9 on: 01/01/2009 22:56:30 »
I hear your secretions have a pain killing effect. Any chance of sending some for my hangover?
 

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« Reply #10 on: 01/01/2009 23:14:28 »
Happy New year to ewe too !!

Now leave those frogs alone !!

 

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« Reply #11 on: 02/01/2009 00:12:50 »
Happy New year to ewe too !!

Now leave those frogs alone !!

Well, the frogs are why he wears leathers (untanned but leather none the less)
 

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« Reply #12 on: 02/01/2009 12:07:27 »
Of course they're untanned. I wouldn't leave my leathers out in the sun!
 

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