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« on: 04/01/2009 16:36:47 »
Can anyone really be this dumb?



 

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« Reply #1 on: 04/01/2009 16:47:26 »
It's a woman - on a machine. So it's yes.
 

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« Reply #2 on: 04/01/2009 17:33:32 »
*SLAP* [V]
 

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« Reply #3 on: 04/01/2009 18:22:51 »
Wouldn't she drive better if her eyes were completely covered ?
 

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« Reply #4 on: 04/01/2009 21:32:51 »
She is obviously sitting backwards on her machine. Or her head is.
 

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« Reply #5 on: 04/01/2009 21:48:52 »
It hasn't impeded her speed as she seems to have numerous dead flies squashed on her top.
 

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« Reply #6 on: 04/01/2009 22:08:24 »
It hasn't impeded her speed as she seems to have numerous dead flies squashed on her top.

 ;D ;D


...and she's got a big pole riding pillion too !

 

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« Reply #7 on: 04/01/2009 22:16:36 »
Wouldn't she drive better if her eyes were completely covered ?

No - it would be bot the same...


..Girls. I am only kidding, for sure :)

**** men. After artificial insemination, you no longer need us, never mind one in seven of us are gay!!!!!
 

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« Reply #8 on: 04/01/2009 23:06:49 »
Did she crash into your beaver dam Doc?
 

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« Reply #9 on: 05/01/2009 10:42:02 »
It hasn't impeded her speed as she seems to have numerous dead flies squashed on her top.

 ;D ;D


...and she's got a big pole riding pillion too !



I thought it was a Lithuanian
 

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« Reply #10 on: 05/01/2009 10:42:42 »
Did she crash into your beaver dam Doc?

Uh-uh. It's protected by tank traps and redoubts.
 

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« Reply #11 on: 05/01/2009 10:44:59 »
Redoubts?
 

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« Reply #14 on: 05/01/2009 14:40:06 »
Oh my, the old beasty is confused again. He has mistaken the barrels of nuclear waste dumped at his pond for armed fortifications. Those rods are actually spent fuel rods, Doc, not cannon.

So we must again doubt our dear rodent's lack of senility (or re-doubt [:X] his competence.)
 

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« Reply #15 on: 05/01/2009 22:29:25 »
They're barrels of beer cunningly disguised as nuclear waste. As for the rods,they're giant Twiglets!
 

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« Reply #16 on: 05/01/2009 23:44:06 »
They're barrels of beer cunningly disguised as nuclear waste. As for the rods,they're giant Twiglets!

Twiglets? are they like piglets?
 

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« Reply #17 on: 06/01/2009 11:09:46 »
They're barrels of beer cunningly disguised as nuclear waste. As for the rods,they're giant Twiglets!

Twiglets? are they like piglets?


Only phonetically
 

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« Reply #18 on: 06/01/2009 18:19:16 »
You can get pork flavoured twiglets but you can't get Twiglet flavoured pigs. I know I've licked both!
 

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« Reply #19 on: 08/01/2009 17:33:02 »
You can get pork flavoured twiglets but you can't get Twiglet flavoured pigs. I know I've licked both!

You've licked pigs too? But I was drunk & felt very embarrassed the next morning. What's your excuse?  [:I]
 

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« Reply #20 on: 08/01/2009 19:12:14 »
Strictly, I think that, in order to say "you can't get Twiglet flavoured pigs" you would  have needed to lick all pigs. That means that Dr Beavercan take some comfort that you might have licked a pig, but MIL must have licked the same one.
Who was first?
 

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« Reply #21 on: 08/01/2009 20:08:25 »
Who's this Dr Beavercan?  ???
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« Reply #22 on: 08/01/2009 20:09:30 »
I used to live next to a cattle market and once all the farmers went home all the local kids would go and play in the animal stalls. Sometimes there would be some animals waiting for the new owner to come and pick them up. Once my next door neighbour bet me that I wouldn't lick a pig. I licked its ear...ear only OK.
 

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